That is precisely what I was going with! Stephen downloaded that ringtone to his phone. We love it.kayrharris wrote:Doesn't that pretend retired military therapist guy in the GEICO commercial use the word "Jackwagon" along with namby pamby I do believe.
I love that commercial!!!
Hope you feel better soon, WG.
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littlebeast13 wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:It's okay. To address beast's reply, R. Lee Ermey does not, as far as I know, have any therapy training or licensing. So if that was the point you were trying to make, you're absolutely right.kayrharris wrote:I don't know one drill instructor from another. Sorry guys.![]()
He is indeed a pretend therapist. He didn't do too well with Private Pyle....
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kayrharris wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:
It's okay. To address beast's reply, R. Lee Ermey does not, as far as I know, have any therapy training or licensing. So if that was the point you were trying to make, you're absolutely right.
He is indeed a pretend therapist. He didn't do too well with Private Pyle....
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Actually, the water appears to be steamy......
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I am anxiously awaiting Full Bored Jacket II: Gunny Lives!.......littlebeast13 wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:It's okay. To address beast's reply, R. Lee Ermey does not, as far as I know, have any therapy training or licensing. So if that was the point you were trying to make, you're absolutely right.kayrharris wrote:I don't know one drill instructor from another. Sorry guys.![]()
He is indeed a pretend therapist. He didn't do too well with Private Pyle....
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FannytheBull wrote:I am anxiously awaiting Full Bored Jacket II: Gunny Lives!.......littlebeast13 wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:
It's okay. To address beast's reply, R. Lee Ermey does not, as far as I know, have any therapy training or licensing. So if that was the point you were trying to make, you're absolutely right.
He is indeed a pretend therapist. He didn't do too well with Private Pyle....
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Hopefully the screenplay can be hammered out before the LSWE starts.....
Private Uly better clear his calendar....
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He wasn't a drill instructor during his actual service.MarleysGh0st wrote:Pretend military therapist guy!?!? R. Lee Ermey is a genuine retired U.S. Marine Corps drill instructor!kayrharris wrote:Doesn't that pretend retired military therapist guy in the GEICO commercial use the word "Jackwagon" along with namby pamby I do believe.
I love that commercial!!!
So, okay, maybe a few more people remember him from the movies...
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You mean Wikipedia is wrong!?!?!?FannytheBull wrote:He wasn't a drill instructor during his actual service.

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I don't know if they are or not. If they said he was a drill instructor, then I guess they are.....MarleysGh0st wrote:You mean Wikipedia is wrong!?!?!?FannytheBull wrote:He wasn't a drill instructor during his actual service.
He is a drill instructor like Maya Angelou is a doctor.
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I see the problem. I haven't seen any of those movies except Toy Story, which is voice only. I must have missed
the House episodes he was in.
Drill instructor, actor, it wouldn't have mattered...I still didn't know who he was.
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the House episodes he was in.
Drill instructor, actor, it wouldn't have mattered...I still didn't know who he was.

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Well, it says he was from 1965 to 1967.FannytheBull wrote:I don't know if they are or not. If they said he was a drill instructor, then I guess they are.....MarleysGh0st wrote:You mean Wikipedia is wrong!?!?!?FannytheBull wrote:He wasn't a drill instructor during his actual service.
He is a drill instructor like Maya Angelou is a doctor.
I'm not certain what source they used for that data. His official web page seems to be more commercial than biographical.Born in Emporia, Kansas, Ermey enlisted in the United States Marine Corps in 1961. Ermey was a drill instructor at the Marine Corps Recruit Depot in San Diego, California, and Parris Island, South Carolina from 1965 to 1967. In 1968, Ermey arrived in Vietnam where he served for 14 months with the Marine Wing Support Group 17. He then served two tours of duty in Okinawa, Japan, during which he rose to the rank of Staff Sergeant (E-6) and was medically retired in 1972 for several injuries incurred during his tours.
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I apologize, I misspoke. He wasn't a Gunnery Sergeant in his actual service. I just always think of DIs as Gunnies........MarleysGh0st wrote:Well, it says he was from 1965 to 1967.FannytheBull wrote:I don't know if they are or not. If they said he was a drill instructor, then I guess they are.....MarleysGh0st wrote:
You mean Wikipedia is wrong!?!?!?
He is a drill instructor like Maya Angelou is a doctor.
I'm not certain what source they used for that data. His official web page seems to be more commercial than biographical.Born in Emporia, Kansas, Ermey enlisted in the United States Marine Corps in 1961. Ermey was a drill instructor at the Marine Corps Recruit Depot in San Diego, California, and Parris Island, South Carolina from 1965 to 1967. In 1968, Ermey arrived in Vietnam where he served for 14 months with the Marine Wing Support Group 17. He then served two tours of duty in Okinawa, Japan, during which he rose to the rank of Staff Sergeant (E-6) and was medically retired in 1972 for several injuries incurred during his tours.
He's an Honourary Gunnery Sergeant like Maya Angelou is an Honourary Doctor.
Whew! Wikipedia has now regained its 100% accuracy rating!
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Exploding lymph nodes!? WTF is that? You have my sympathy just for that.
Well Marley, I guess my usual BP range of 95-115/50-70 would worry you. Other than passing out when I stand up too fast, I'm perfectly fine.
Well Marley, I guess my usual BP range of 95-115/50-70 would worry you. Other than passing out when I stand up too fast, I'm perfectly fine.

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The new avatar is fabulous, with MBRS soaking in the beautiful new tub!kayrharris wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:
It's okay. To address beast's reply, R. Lee Ermey does not, as far as I know, have any therapy training or licensing. So if that was the point you were trying to make, you're absolutely right.
He is indeed a pretend therapist. He didn't do too well with Private Pyle....
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I think it should alternate with Angel's birthday avatar for the next year or so.
What a great idea!
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Maybe she's a little gassy...littlebeast13 wrote:Actually, the water appears to be steamy......kayrharris wrote:LOLOLOLOL...I just saw your new avatar, LB. It's pretty cool!!!
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Well, if you exercise a lot (like Sprots mentioning jogging 20-30 miles a week), that's great. I'd just be surprised (okay, a little surprised) to see someone else with numbers that good.vettech wrote:Well Marley, I guess my usual BP range of 95-115/50-70 would worry you.
Well, orthostatic hypotension is one of the medical problems MarleysMom has, so that does worry me.vettech wrote:Other than passing out when I stand up too fast, I'm perfectly fine.
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I exercise, though not to that degree. But I do walk almost daily and do light weight training. It may be hereditary - my father's is on the low side (and even when he was 100# overweight it went up to what would be "normal" for anyone else, about 120's/70's). His cholesterol is a different story, but fortunately that number is low for me too, along with my blood sugar (I have a tendency to get hypoglycemic) - I guess I'm just destined to have low numbers!MarleysGh0st wrote:Well, if you exercise a lot (like Sprots mentioning jogging 20-30 miles a week), that's great. I'd just be surprised (okay, a little surprised) to see someone else with numbers that good.vettech wrote:Well Marley, I guess my usual BP range of 95-115/50-70 would worry you.
Well, orthostatic hypotension is one of the medical problems MarleysMom has, so that does worry me.vettech wrote:Other than passing out when I stand up too fast, I'm perfectly fine.
The OH thing has been with me for almost 30 years (since I was a teenager) - none of my doctors seem too concerned. They all say the same thing, "don't stand up so fast!"
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SportsFan68 wrote:The new avatar is fabulous, with MBRS soaking in the beautiful new tub!kayrharris wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
He is indeed a pretend therapist. He didn't do too well with Private Pyle....
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I think it should alternate with Angel's birthday avatar for the next year or so.
What a great idea!
Don't worry. You know you can't keep your avatar Matias-free forever......
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Estonut wrote:Maybe she's a little gassy...littlebeast13 wrote:Actually, the water appears to be steamy......kayrharris wrote:LOLOLOLOL...I just saw your new avatar, LB. It's pretty cool!!!
I don't see any bubbles.....
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When I was pregnant with Maddie, I has hyperemesis gravidarum throughout my pregnancy. During one of the occasions, the effluvia bounced off the rim of the toilet and hit me in the eye causing a corneal ulcer. The ulcer was so severe that I two types of drops were prescribed for me and I needed drops put in every two hours. Because Jeff was a 4th year medical student, they trusted him to take care of it, otherwise I would have been admitted to the hospital.wintergreen48 wrote:May I have a little pity and sympathy?
What was odd is that I haven't worn contacts since Tuesday, so if I tore my cornea (again) when I removed my lenses on Tuesday, it should have been unpleasant on Wednesday, but everything was OK then, other than the sinusitis thingie. I scheduled time for the eye doctor, planning to go there directly after my appointment with the sinusitis doctor, but during the day the eye pain disappeared, and I figured that I must have gotten something in the eye that flushed out during the day (which would explain why I had no problems on Wednesday), so I canceled the appointment. Then, at about 4:30 pm yesterday, the eye problem came back WITH A VENGEANCE, so I ended up at the eye guy's office anyway, and he found I had a pretty severe gouge in the cornea, which concerns him greatly. He plopped in some anesthetic to reduce the excruciating pain (alas, it wore off after an hour), and prescribed two separate antibiotics, one very specific for what he thinks is happening, the other a broader spectrum (and, alas, expensive non-generic) antibiotic.
So right now I am taking one antibiotic for the sinusitis (horse pill, 2 times per day), two separate antibiotic eyedrops (one three times per day, the other four times per day), I am taking Mucinex to try and clear the congestion (one horse pill once or twice per day), a nasal wash (once or twice per day), and generic pain reliever (aspirin). And my ~!@#$%^&* eye still hurts like hell, and the lymph nodes are still swollen and hurt like hell (the one on the left, anyway), my nose is running disgustingly like an incumbent Congressman, my left eye is tearing like a teenage girl watching Titanic, and I can barely see anything anyway, and I cannot even wear my cool eye patch because it bulges out and my glasses cannot cover it.
Well. As it happens, I can stoically bear the tortures of the damned without complaint, so long as people know that I am stoically bearing the tortures of the damned without complaint. And now you all know. So, may I please have a bit of pity and sympathy, so that I can get through the rest of the day, without having to whine any further?
Thank you so much.
After a few days of being woken up every two hours (and being pregnant) I am pretty sure that I was a bitch.
I admire the fact that you seem to be dealing with this much better than I did. I admire your stoicism.
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I am sending cyber hugs from TLAF and myself. Boonie sends good wishes but no hugs, which is probably all for the best.
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Tons of sympathy being sent your way. Two annoying problems at once makes it seem like 200. Did you get any pain meds?
2 weeks ago my contact ( a new multi-focal) ripped into 2 pieces as I was taking out my lens. The jagged edge of the piece that didn't want to leave my eye caused so much pain, I actually became a bi*ch to geoffil hubby and demanded he take out my lens. He said no way and I was in so much pain and cursed him and I have never said those words ever to him before. My eye was so red, blurry and puffy for 2 days so I get how awful you must feel. Get well soon!
2 weeks ago my contact ( a new multi-focal) ripped into 2 pieces as I was taking out my lens. The jagged edge of the piece that didn't want to leave my eye caused so much pain, I actually became a bi*ch to geoffil hubby and demanded he take out my lens. He said no way and I was in so much pain and cursed him and I have never said those words ever to him before. My eye was so red, blurry and puffy for 2 days so I get how awful you must feel. Get well soon!
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You have my sympathy. And you have mail. And for the curious, I met fellow last night who was from Richmond (he needed no sympathy) and that he worked at Cap One. So I asked him if he knew the in-house Stoic and he said, "Sure. Isn't he the guy who won $500,000 on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
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You big, lying hero, you. I heard (from a reliable source) that you injured your eye while attempting your first target practice with your newly-purchased official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred-shot range model air rifle. When you were found with your injury, you were heard muttering, "Now who's going to protect Rusty from that sideburned scoundrel?"
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