Lyrically Speaking - 2/2/11

[Highly Offended]

I never cease to be appalled by some of the outright offensive and vulgar things out there in the world today. Why can't we all live in a nice mamby pamby politically correct world where everyone takes great pains to ensure that nobody gets offended by their words or actions? Instead I have to put up daily with people who are downright intolerant of my views and feelings. And don't get me started on those so called "adult film stars".....

I was quite happy that LB made up for some of his past injustices to good taste by allowing me to host a Wacky Wednesday game for him..... but then I looked at the game and damn near became permanently dead! By the grace of some unnamed indeterminate deity you may or may not believe in, I survived my ordeal.... but unfortunately, so did this game. I warn you, the lyrics and song titles you're about to see are not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.... which should be all of you ignorant juicebags and jackwagons out there.......


1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and no points for political correctness.....



1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you

5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing

9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?

10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"

12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.


5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

[smilergrogan]

Spoiler

I never cease to be appalled by some of the outright offensive and vulgar things out there in the world today. Why can't we all live in a nice mamby pamby politically correct world where everyone takes great pains to ensure that nobody gets offended by their words or actions? Instead I have to put up daily with people who are downright intolerant of my views and feelings. And don't get me started on those so called "adult film stars".....

I was quite happy that LB made up for some of his past injustices to good taste by allowing me to host a Wacky Wednesday game for him..... but then I looked at the game and damn near became permanently dead! By the grace of some unnamed indeterminate deity you may or may not believe in, I survived my ordeal.... but unfortunately, so did this game. I warn you, the lyrics and song titles you're about to see are not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.... which should be all of you ignorant juicebags and jackwagons out there.......


1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and no points for political correctness.....



1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows
FAT BOTTOM SQUIRRELS

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
MONEY FOR NOTHING, Dire Straits

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
WALK ON THE WILD SIDE, Lou Reed

4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you

5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye
THE BITCH IS BACK?, Elton John

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing

9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?

10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
?, Frank Sinatra

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"

12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
THE END, The Doors

5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

[starfish1113]

Spoiler

1. Fat - Weird Al Yankovic
2. Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
3. Walk On The Wild Side -Lou Reed
4. Nope
5. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
6. Nope
7. The Bitch Is Back - Elton John
8. My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry. It's amazing how a child can be completely oblivious to the obvious double entendre of this song. As a five year old, I clearly remember envisioning the singer of this song in all of the situations he describes holding one of those Christmas ring-y things. By the time I was a teenager, I was envisioning him holding something else.
9. Nope
10. Rumours - Timex Social Club. Couldn't stand this one, probably because it reminded me of a girl I had a crush on. She loved this song. She didn't love me.
11. Nope
12. Fuck You - Cee-Lo. How weird is this. I'm watching Mike and Mike right now and this song was just playing (without the words, of course), as they went to commercial.

Krox Bonus - Let's Pretend We're Married - Prince. Lyric: "I sincerely want to fuck the taste out of your mouth (can you relate)?"

Bonus - "Fergie Got A Booty Like Boom Boom POW"

[ShamelessWeasel]

Spoiler

1. Fat - Weird Al
2. Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
3. Walk on the Wide Side - Lou Reed
4. nope
5. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
6. nope
7. The bitch is back - Sir Elton
8. My Ding a Ling - Chuck Berry
9. nope
10. nope
11. nope (I guess I can't krox Rock and Roll Nigger by Patti Smith since you already used that word)
12. Fuck you - ??? (I had a coworked who played this song a lot when he was pissed last year so i know the song but not who did it)


Kroxquo Bonus: Well my first choice is Rock and Roll nigger as listed above but I am not sure if i can use it since the offensive word is above. But i will say that you used faggot for 2 songs (2&6) as an offensive word.

I will go with Dick in a Box by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samburg on SNL.


5 Point Bonus: no idea. Why in the hell are they the super bowl half time show. They are not old and white.

[vettech]

Spoiler

1. Fat, Weird Al Yankovic
2. Money for Nothing, Dire Straits
3. Walk on the Wild Side, Lou Reed
4. ? ?
5. Closer, Nine Inch Nails
6. ? ?
7. The Bitch is Back, Elton John
8. ? ?
9. ? ?
10. ? ?
11. ? ?
12. Fuck You, Cee Lo Green

Kroxquo Bonus: Golddigger, Kanye West

5 Point Bonus: Let's Get Retarded

[Vandal]

Spoiler

1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows
Fat - Weird Al Yankovic

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
Recently banned in Canada because of THESE VERY LYRICS, eh

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
Take on the Wild Side - Lou Reed
Nice rhyming, Lou. What rhymes with head? Only about a hundred other words.

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye
The Bitch is Back - Elton John

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing
My Ding-a-Ling - Chuck Berry

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"
Golf With Me - Pat Summerall

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
You fucked up old hag
Pigs (Three Different Ones) - Pink Floyd

5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)
We Are Talentless Shitholes (But Everyone Loves Us)

[megaaddict]

This game %$#@s!

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
Money For Nothing -- Dire Straits

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
Walk On The Wild Side -- Lou Reed

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye
The Bitch Is Back -- Elton John

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing
My Ding-a-ling -- Chuck Berry

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
Throw The Jew Down The Well -- Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen)

[T_Bone0806]

Spoiler

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and no points for political correctness.....

Snow day today, so I get to play early!

1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows

Fat-Weird Al Yankovic

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

Money For Nothing-Dire Straits

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

Walk on the Wild Side-Lou Reed

4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you

Baby Got NO Back-Sir Drinks-a-Lot

5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

Closer-Nine Inch Nails

6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

Real Men-Joe Jackson

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye

The Bitch is Back-Elton John

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing

My Ding-a-Ling-Chuck Berry. All of the all-time classic rock-n-roll songs this guy wrote, and THIS was his only #1. Sigh.

9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?

S'matter, Haven't You Ever Watched Jersey Shore? (I'm a Star, Bitch!)-The "Situation"

10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice

That's Why They Call Her a "Minute Made"-The Freshly Squeezed Quartet

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"

The Life and Times of OJ-Scott Free

12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair

Fuck You (or Forget You, for those of us with more delicate sensibilities)-Cee-Lo Green


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.

I'm gonna go back to John Lennon here.."Working Class Hero", which was the first time I recall hearing the F-Bomb dropped in a song (he does it twice). George Carlin's "Seven Words" routine predated this, I believe, but that wasn't a song.


5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

Let's Get Retarded

[franktangredi]

Spoiler

1. Fat/Weird All Yankovic
2. Money for Nothing/Dire Straits
3. Walk on the Wild Side/Lou Reed
4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you
These are the original, uncensored lyrics to It Ain't Me, Babe/Bob Dylan
5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
This the rarely performed last verse of Old MacDonald Had a Farm
6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along
These are the original, uncensored lyrics to Friendship by Cole Porter
7. The Bitch Is Back/Elton John
8. My Ding-a-Ling/Chuck Berry
9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?
These are the original, uncensored lyrics to Someday My Prince Will Come
10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
These are the original, uncensored lyrics to Yummy Yummy Yummy/Ohio Express
11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"
I can't remember the name of the song, but it was only performed once, at the Apollo Theatre, just moments before the singer's untimely death.
12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair
This is from the little-known anthem Have Sex With Me Even Though I’m a Nerd Without a Job and Am Absolutely Inept in Bed

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politically incorrect or offensive.

The Very Next Man/Patricia Wilson, from the original cast album of Fiorello! The following verse is so offensive they no longer sing it when the show is performed:
And if he likes me,
Who cares how frequently he strikes me?
I’ll fetch his slippers with my arm in a sling
Just for the privilege of wearing his ring.

5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

Suck That, Squirrel

[ToLiveIsToFly]

Spoiler

1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows
FAT - WEIRD AL

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
MONEY FOR NOTHING - DIRE STRAITS. WASN'T THERE SOME RECENT FLAP ABOUT SOMEONE WOULDN'T PLAY THAT SONG ON THE RADIO BECAUSE OF THESE LYRICS?

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
WALK ON THE WILD SIDE - LOU REED

4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you
BEN (MACAULEY CULKIN VERSION) - MICHAEL JACKSON

5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
CLOSER TO GOD - NINE INCH NAILS

6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along
NOTE TO ONE OF MY FORMER BODYGUARDS - CHARLIE CRIST

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye
THE BITCH IS BACK - ELTON JOHN

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing
MY DING A LING - CHUCK BERRY

9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?
JOHNNY ARE YOU QUEER - JOSIE COTTON. I VAGUELY REMEMBER THIS SONG FROM THE 80S, BUT I HAVE IT BECAUSE I HAVE THE "A DATE WITH JOHN WATERS" ALBUM, WHICH I BOUGHT BECAUSE IT WAS IN THE BARGAIN BIN AND IT HAD IN SPITE OF OURSELVES (SEE KROX BELOW)

10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
JUST CAN'T DROP THE MARYANN/GINGER THING - DAWN WELLS

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"
YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS - FRANK ZAPPA

12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair
FUCK YOU - CEE LO GREEN. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD FOR WEEKS. AND I'M WALKING AROUND WITH THE KIDS AND I HAVE TO STOP MYSELF FROM SINGING OUT LOUD. IT AIN'T EASY, I TELLS YA.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
IN SPITE OF OURSELVES - JOHN PRINE AND IRIS DEMENT
"SHE GETS IT ON LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY"
"HE AIN'T BEEN LAID IN A MONTH OF SUNDAYS. I CAUGHT HIM ONCE AND HE WAS SNIFFIN' MY UNDIES"
"CONVICT MOVIES MAKE HER HORNY"
"HE'S GOT MORE BALLS THAN A BIG BRASS MONKEY"

5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)
LET'S GET RETARDED?

[ShamelessWeasel]

After seeing MegaAddicts

Spoiler

Throw The Jew Down The Well -- Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen)

, I should have gone with

Spoiler

They ain't making Jews Like Jesus anymore by Kinky Friedman

.

[a1mamacat]

I looked at it

I will not dignify such trash with answers.

[mntetn]

My mom just turns it off before I can hear it

1. Fat, Weird Al
2.
3.
4.
5. Closer to God, _______ ; also Weird Al in one of his polka medleys
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11. something about Tiger Woods
12.
Blanket WAG Eminem for the remaining artists
Kroxquo Bonus: Born a Woman, Sandy Posey (a woman's place in this ol' world is under some man's thumb)
Anyone old enough to remember when "Greenback Dollar" by the Kingston Trio had to be censored? or "Kodachrome"?
5 Point Bonus: Everybody (WAG)

[ulysses5019]

Spoiler

1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows

FAT...WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

MONEY FOR NOTHING...DIRE STRAITS

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

WALK ON THE WILD SIDE...LOU REED

4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you

5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing

MY DING-A-LING...CHUCK BERRY

9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?

10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"

12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.

HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA...DEAD KENNEDYS..."...holiday in Cambodia where people dress in black, a holiday in Cambodia where you'll kiss ass or crack..."


5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

LET'S LEAVE THIS PARTY, SOMEBODY FARTED

[Otto Censor]

I can see I'm going to be VERY busy this afternoon!!!!

Get the smelling salts!

I never cease to be appalled by some of the outright offensive and vulgar things out there in the world today. Why can't we all live in a nice mamby pamby politically correct world where everyone takes great pains to ensure that nobody gets offended by their words or actions? Instead I have to put up daily with people who are downright intolerant of my views and feelings. And don't get me started on those so called "adult film stars".....

I was quite happy that LB made up for some of his past injustices to good taste by allowing me to host a Wacky Wednesday game for him..... but then I looked at the game and damn near became permanently dead! By the grace of some unnamed indeterminate deity you may or may not believe in, I survived my ordeal.... but unfortunately, so did this game. I warn you, the lyrics and song titles you're about to see are not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.... which should be all of you ignorant juicebags and jackwagons out there.......


1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and no points for political correctness.....



1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows

I'm Fat, Weird Al Yankovich

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

Money For Nothing, Dire Straits

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

Walk on the Wild Side, Lou Reed

4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you

Don't Touch My Junk, That creepy Tyler guy...

5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

Git Some, The Bestiality Boys

6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

Real Men, Joe Jackson

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye

The Bitch Is Back (Mini's Theme), Elton John

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing

The Birds and the Bees, 5th Grade Sex Ed

9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?

You So Horny, NTTAWWT

10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice

Carpet Munchin', The Cunning Linguists

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"

The Ballad of Tiger Woods, Elin and all Them Hos

12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair

Fuck You, Cee Lo Green


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.

Fuckin' Perfect, P!nk


5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song) Let's Get Retarded. I have such an old copy of Elephunk, this is the only version I have..

[Thousandaire]

[BackInTex]

Spoiler

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
Can't believe I can't recall the name - Dire Straight




7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye
The Bitch is Back - Elton John




10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
Rumors -


11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"
Eye of Tiger - Survivor




Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top


5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

[PanicinDetroit]

Spoiler

1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows
Fat - Weird Al

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
Money For Nothing - Dire Straits

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed

4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you

5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye
The Bitch is Back

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing
My Ding a Ling - Chuck Berry
The morning show that I listen to on the way to work periodically play drops that are supposedly Chuck Berry with 2 hookers. The drops are hilarious because you can hear Chuck (allegedly) farting on the hookers while he says, "You can smell my farts!!" Very classy from a rock-and-roll legend.

9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?

10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"

12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
let's see... anything by Eminem ... no.. Thunder Island by Jay Ferguson.. no... it's only offensive to me for bad lyric writing..
I'll go with The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin, with the classic "when you squeeze my lemon, I fall right out of bed". FANTASTIC!!!


5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

[Hotseat Or Bust!]

Spoiler

2.) Money For Nothing - Dire Straits. 3.) Take A Walk On The Wild Side - Lou Reed. 5.) Closer To God - Nine Inch Nails. Krox Bonus: Nurse Rozetta - Alice Cooper.

[kroxquo]

Spoiler

1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows

Fat - Weird Al Yankovic. One of the best live concerts I've ever seen,and very nice greeting fans after the show.

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

Money For Nothing - Dire Straits. There goes my krox.

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

Take A Walk On the Wild Side - Lou Reed

4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you

5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing

9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?

10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"

12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.

How about Big Bottom - Spinal Tap. "My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I want to sink her with my pink torpedo." Actually, come to think of it, how about ANY song by Spinal Tap

5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

[elwoodblues]

I think Highly Offended got this idea from a game Shit Sandwich hosted a few years back.

Spoiler

1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows

Fat - Weird Al Yankovic

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

Money For Nothing - Dire Straits

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

Walk On The Wild Side - Lou Reed

4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you

5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

Charlie Sheen's answering machine greeting

6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye

The Bitch Is Back - Elton John

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing

My Ding-a-ling - Chuck Berry

9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?

10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"

No doubt some rapper bitching about Tiger Woods

12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.

Some Girls - Rolling Stones
"Black girls just wanna get fucked all night, I don't have that much jam"
(Is this offensive enough for you?)

5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

[TheSearchIsOn]

Highly Offended

I never cease to be appalled by some of the outright offensive and vulgar things out there in the world today. Why can't we all live in a nice mamby pamby politically correct world where everyone takes great pains to ensure that nobody gets offended by their words or actions? Instead I have to put up daily with people who are downright intolerant of my views and feelings. And don't get me started on those so called "adult film stars".....

I was quite happy that LB made up for some of his past injustices to good taste by allowing me to host a Wacky Wednesday game for him..... but then I looked at the game and damn near became permanently dead! By the grace of some unnamed indeterminate deity you may or may not believe in, I survived my ordeal.... but unfortunately, so did this game. I warn you, the lyrics and song titles you're about to see are not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.... which should be all of you ignorant juicebags and jackwagons out there.......


1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and no points for political correctness.....



1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows

"Fat" - Weird Al Yankovic

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

"Money For Nothing" - Dire Straits

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

"I Want Candy" - Charlie Sheen

4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you

"Yeah I Got Back, But It's Exit Only" - Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby

5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

"(Oh Yeah, Just Like That) Baby Baby" - Amy Grant

6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

"Let's Play Dress Up" - Johnny Weir

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye

"Super Nanny I'm Not" - Adam & Eve's Babysitter

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing

"Scrambled Eggs" - Humpty Dumpty

9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?

"You Could Be My Next Quickie Divorce" - Britney Spears

10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice

"Rumors" - Timex Social Club

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"

"The Caddy" - Pat Boone

12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair

"Hop On My Schwinn, We're Going For A Ride" - The Momma's Boys

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.

I'll go with one that I only recently discovered, "I Like Big Tits" - Joe Walsh

5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

"Fergie Just Farted"

[Bob78164]

^&*(%#$

1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

Money for Nothing, Dire Straits

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you

5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing

9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?

10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"

12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive. I Dig Rock and Roll Music, Peter, Paul and Mary. I can't tell you the politically incorrect lyrics, though. If I did, the censor would zap it, so you'll have to read between the lines.

5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

--Bob

[mellytu74]

Spoiler

1. Fat -- Weird Al
2. Money for Nothing -- Dire Straits
3. Walk on the Wild Side -- Lou Reed
4. Nope
5. Um, no
6. Real Men -- Joe Jackson
7. The Bitch Is Back -- Elton John
8. My Ding-a-Ling -- Chuck Berry
9. Johnny Are You Queer? -- Some girl singer on the Valley Girl soundtrack (and if the movie hadn't been on Encore the other night, I never would have remembered this)
10. Nope
11. Charles Barkley Drives Jim Haney to a Nervous Breakdown -- The Golf channel
12. Forget You (or something like that) -- Cee-Lo Green

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.

The original lyrics to Show Boat's ld Man River, circa 1927. "Niggers all work on de Mississippi..."

5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

Fergie's Skirt's Barely Covering Her Butt

[SportsFan68]

YOU STILL OWE ME 11 JJC POINTS WHICH YOU HAVE ADMITTED YOU OWE ME! PAY UP!!!

I never cease to be appalled by some of the outright offensive and vulgar things out there in the world today. Why can't we all live in a nice mamby pamby politically correct world where everyone takes great pains to ensure that nobody gets offended by their words or actions? Instead I have to put up daily with people who are downright intolerant of my views and feelings. And don't get me started on those so called "adult film stars".....

I was quite happy that LB made up for some of his past injustices to good taste by allowing me to host a Wacky Wednesday game for him..... but then I looked at the game and damn near became permanently dead! By the grace of some unnamed indeterminate deity you may or may not believe in, I survived my ordeal.... but unfortunately, so did this game. I warn you, the lyrics and song titles you're about to see are not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.... which should be all of you ignorant juicebags and jackwagons out there.......


1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and no points for political correctness.....



1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows

I was gonna cheat, but I know the first three.

Fat, Weird Al

2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

Money for Nothin, Dire Straits

3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

Take a walk on the wild side, Lou Reed

4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you

5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye

8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing

My Dingaling, Chuck Berry. Last one I know.

9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?

10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice

11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"

12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.

Oh, I come from a land from a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam.
Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face.
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home.

That's the original lyric to Arabian Nights, the opening song in Aladdin. I dunno who the artist is.

The revised lyric is, "where it's flat and immense and the heat is intense."

5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)

You have admitted you owe me 11 JJC points, pay up!