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Bitch about the Donald

#1 Post by peacock2121 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:01 am

I hate it that he kept Gary. I know Mark did next to nothing to fight for himself, but..... really..... Busy has no clue.

What a joke.

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#2 Post by a1mamacat » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:54 am

peacock2121 wrote:I hate it that he kept Gary. I know Mark did next to nothing to fight for himself, but..... really..... Busy has no clue.

What a joke.
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#3 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:10 am

peacock2121 wrote:I hate it that he kept Gary. I know Mark did next to nothing to fight for himself, but..... really..... Busy has no clue.

What a joke.
Dunno, the same reason we keep some bored posters around? Entertainment value...
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#4 Post by peacock2121 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:38 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:I hate it that he kept Gary. I know Mark did next to nothing to fight for himself, but..... really..... Busy has no clue.

What a joke.
Dunno, the same reason we keep some bored posters around? Entertainment value...
yeah, where has HoltDad been?

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#5 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:08 am

peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:I hate it that he kept Gary. I know Mark did next to nothing to fight for himself, but..... really..... Busy has no clue.

What a joke.
Dunno, the same reason we keep some bored posters around? Entertainment value...
yeah, where has HoltDad been?

He is probably wondering where you have been.....

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#6 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:29 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Dunno, the same reason we keep some bored posters around? Entertainment value...
yeah, where has HoltDad been?

He is probably wondering where you have been.....

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#7 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:33 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
yeah, where has HoltDad been?

He is probably wondering where you have been.....

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I brought that strip up with Fanny in chat one night! That is my all time favorite Far Side cartoon....

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#8 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:35 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

He is probably wondering where you have been.....

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I brought that strip up with Fanny in chat one night! That is my all time favorite Far Side cartoon....

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#9 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:48 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Dunno, the same reason we keep some bored posters around? Entertainment value...
yeah, where has HoltDad been?

He is probably wondering where you have been.....

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Hmmm...they were both gone at the same time...I'm just sayin'...
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#10 Post by BackInTex » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:56 am

littlebeast13 wrote: I brought that strip up with Fanny in chat one night! That is my all time favorite Far Side cartoon....

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#11 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:03 am

I've always like the one deer with a large bullseye on his chest and his friend says, "bummer of a birthmark".
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#12 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:04 am

Sweet Child of Mine, advised a school counselor, when they were giving him some test during a particularly difficult time of his life, that he was sometimes scared that a duck was watching him.

The counselor recommended that we get professional help for him.


I asked him where the duck was when it was watching him


He showed me the cartoon. :roll:



He was such a little dickens, but he ended up having to go to a psychologist for 6 months, as the counselor put it into an official recommendation at school.
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#13 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:11 am

ulysses5019 wrote:I've always like the one deer with a large bullseye on his chest and his friend says, "bummer of a birthmark".

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I kept finding it when looking for the other deer one. I'm also looking for "Spare armadillo?"
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#14 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:16 am

a1mamacat wrote:Sweet Child of Mine, advised a school counselor, when they were giving him some test during a particularly difficult time of his life, that he was sometimes scared that a duck was watching him.

The counselor recommended that we get professional help for him.


I asked him where the duck was when it was watching him


He showed me the cartoon. :roll:



He was such a little dickens, but he ended up having to go to a psychologist for 6 months, as the counselor put it into an official recommendation at school.

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#15 Post by mntetn » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:34 am

I like "prairie dog developers." Then again, I would.

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#16 Post by Buffacuse » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:32 am

Two guys sitting in a rowboat fishing. Mushroom clouds rising in the background. One guy says to the other: "I'll tell you what it means--it means we can use live bait and screw the limit."

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#17 Post by starfish1113 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:11 am

My favorite one:

An astronaut on the moon reading a note while his spaceship flies away. The note says, "Henry - Where were you? We waited and waited but..."

I cut it out back in the late 80s and still have it somewhere, but I can't find it online.

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#18 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:52 pm

a1mamacat wrote:Sweet Child of Mine, advised a school counselor, when they were giving him some test during a particularly difficult time of his life, that he was sometimes scared that a duck was watching him.

The counselor recommended that we get professional help for him.


I asked him where the duck was when it was watching him


He showed me the cartoon. :roll:
That was my favorite Wee Jamie/James/Big J story ever! :D
a1mamacat wrote:He was such a little dickens, but he ended up having to go to a psychologist for 6 months, as the counselor put it into an official recommendation at school.
Did the counselor do that to get even for being pranked? :(

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#19 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:55 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:Sweet Child of Mine, advised a school counselor, when they were giving him some test during a particularly difficult time of his life, that he was sometimes scared that a duck was watching him.

The counselor recommended that we get professional help for him.


I asked him where the duck was when it was watching him


He showed me the cartoon. :roll:
That was my favorite Wee Jamie/James/Big J story ever! :D
a1mamacat wrote:He was such a little dickens, but he ended up having to go to a psychologist for 6 months, as the counselor put it into an official recommendation at school.
Did the counselor do that to get even for being pranked? :(
Sweet Child of Mine managed to be ohhhh soooo sincere, that the counselor believed him and indicated in the report that he was at risk of paranoia, and also possible depressed and unstable. He was, at the time, 10 years old, and had the sense of humour of a college student. (My fault - I introduced him to Monty Python, Far Side etc, fairly early on in life LOL) I dint know about the Duck thing until halfway through the program. :shock:

The child psychologist who was lucky enough to get him, was also convinced for several months. They finally told me about the duck, and I found out what he had done. I showed the cartoon to the psychologist. They closed the file and sent us on our way.

That Easter, he got a duck in his basket :lol:
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#20 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:05 pm

Ohhhhhhh! The psychologist wasn't the first person to hear the duck story. :shock:

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