Those poor, poor diplomats

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MarleysGh0st · #1 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:57 pm

I got another one of those spams that say "YOUR DIPLOMAT IS AT [some international airport] - CONTACT HIM NOW".

I presume this another one of those inheritance/contract payment/international investment transfer deals, but I never open the e-mail or get in touch with the diplomat, as instructed.

I sure hope he's not getting bored in Miami, today.

etaoin22 · #2 Post by **etaoin22** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:12 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:I got another one of those spams that say "YOUR DIPLOMAT IS AT [some international airport] - CONTACT HIM NOW".

I presume this another one of those inheritance/contract payment/international investment transfer deals, but I never open the e-mail or get in touch with the diplomat, as instructed.

I sure hope he's not getting bored in Miami, today.

awwww. I was expecting at least to read an excoriation of Foggy Bottom.

OR perhaps more pertinently...

ain't it hard when you discover that
he really isn't where it's at?

lilclyde54 · #3 Post by **lilclyde54** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:02 pm

Maybe it has something to do with parking tickets.

ToLiveIsToFly · #4 Post by **ToLiveIsToFly** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:31 pm

I hope it's not a Dodge Diplomat.

Snaxx · #5 Post by **Snaxx** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:07 pm

ToLiveIsToFly wrote:I hope it's not a Dodge Diplomat.

I think I know what kind of Diplomats. Poor, poor indeed.

barandall800 · #6 Post by **barandall800** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:52 am

I wasn't aware we all had our own diplomat. I want a diplomat.

("You get a diplomat! YOU get a diplomat! And YOU get a diplomat!...")

silvercamaro · #7 Post by **silvercamaro** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:58 am

barandall800 wrote:I wasn't aware we all had our own diplomat. I want a diplomat.

("You get a diplomat! YOU get a diplomat! And YOU get a diplomat!...")

I have been told, on specific occasions, that I am diplomatic. I cannot help anybody at this time, however, BECAUSE I'M STUCK AT SOME INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, and Marley won't come and pick me up!

#8 Post by **Bob78164** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:26 am

I didn't realize that Marley is a soccer fan. --Bob

ulysses5019 · #9 Post by **ulysses5019** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:16 am

silvercamaro wrote:
barandall800 wrote:I wasn't aware we all had our own diplomat. I want a diplomat.

("You get a diplomat! YOU get a diplomat! And YOU get a diplomat!...")
I have been told, on specific occasions, that I am diplomatic. I cannot help anybody at this time, however, BECAUSE I'M STUCK AT SOME INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, and Marley won't come and pick me up!

If he just knew which international airport to send that money order...

MarleysGh0st · #10 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:09 am

My diplomat is at JFK International Airport in NYC, this morning.

If he gets bored, I suppose he could take the subway into Manhattan to catch a show or something...

ulysses5019 · #11 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:16 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:My diplomat is at JFK International Airport in NYC, this morning.

If he gets bored, I suppose he could take the subway into Manhattan to catch a show or something...

Changed my mind

MarleysGh0st · #12 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:47 am

Today, my diplomat is in Denver. Do you think you could go meet him for me, Sprots?

ulysses5019 · #13 Post by **ulysses5019** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:01 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Today, my diplomat is in Denver. Do you think you could go meet him for me, Sprots?

It might be a ruse by ES...

#14 Post by **littlebeast13** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:08 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Today, my diplomat is in Denver. Do you think you could go meet him for me, Sprots?

It might be a ruse by ES...

I'd like to think ES is traveling to Harrisburg as we speak....

Although, as I recall, Sprots does have some business to attend to today.........

lb13

ulysses5019 · #15 Post by **ulysses5019** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:12 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Today, my diplomat is in Denver. Do you think you could go meet him for me, Sprots?

It might be a ruse by ES...

I'd like to think ES is traveling to Harrisburg as we speak....

Although, as I recall, Sprots does have some business to attend to today.........

lb13

I like that mvp trophy...you can drink your saki and have sushi at the same time.

#16 Post by **littlebeast13** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:14 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:

It might be a ruse by ES...

I'd like to think ES is traveling to Harrisburg as we speak....

Although, as I recall, Sprots does have some business to attend to today.........

lb13

I like that mvp trophy...you can drink your saki and have sushi at the same time.

Stinkerball wasn't old enough to participate in the champagne shower. I do hope he doesn't get scratched from his next start with pneumonia though....

lb13

silvercamaro · #17 Post by **silvercamaro** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:23 am

I am pleased to see that our favorite pitcher has won the Stinkerbowl!

SportsFan68 · #18 Post by **SportsFan68** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:01 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Today, my diplomat is in Denver. Do you think you could go meet him for me, Sprots?

It might be a ruse by ES...

I'd like to think ES is traveling to Harrisburg as we speak....

Although, as I recall, Sprots does have some business to attend to today.........

lb13

Yep, you recall correctly. For some reason, it wore me out -- I woke up a bit ago from a two-hour nap.

SportsFan68 · #19 Post by **SportsFan68** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:03 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:Today, my diplomat is in Denver. Do you think you could go meet him for me, Sprots?

Thanks for the offer, Marley -- I think I'd rather give blood . . .

#20 Post by **littlebeast13** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:47 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:

It might be a ruse by ES...

I'd like to think ES is traveling to Harrisburg as we speak....

Although, as I recall, Sprots does have some business to attend to today.........

lb13
Yep, you recall correctly. For some reason, it wore me out -- I woke up a bit ago from a two-hour nap.

Good! I'm glad the avatar was not phonied up this time.....

lb13

MarleysGh0st · #21 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:38 pm

My diplomat still hasn't given up. This evening, he's in Tucson.

Well, I'm sure it's warmer there than it is here.

WWTBAM Bored

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