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More Naked Litigation News

#1 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:12 am

Street performer Robert Burck — known to tourists as the Naked Cowboy — has turned his ability to sing country tunes while wearing nothing but a hat, boots, briefs and a strategically placed guitar into a cottage industry. He’s even launched a presidential campaign, telling TMZ that he is “very conservative” and has an “unapologetic commitment to our borders, our language and our culture.”

Burck is therefore less than pleased to have his territory invaded, and has accused newcomer Adam David, a.k.a. the Naked Indian, of stealing his act.

“I’ve been here [in Times Square] 365 days, every day, for 13 years and change,” Burck told the New York Daily News. “He’s only been here 16 days and missed two already.”

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#2 Post by etaoin22 » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:57 am

I think this is a violation of truth-in-labelling. Naked is naked and they ain't naked. Rather more like ordinary street summer wear of the sun-loving seventies. If the shorts were denim.

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#3 Post by wintergreen48 » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:59 am

There's a story here, not quite naked, but interesting nonetheless, as to what can happen in airports.

Frankly, I hate it when this happens to me, as it so often does...

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#4 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:42 am

wintergreen48 wrote:There's a story here, not quite naked, but interesting nonetheless, as to what can happen in airports.

Frankly, I hate it when this happens to me, as it so often does...

http://www.seattlepi.com/national/artic ... 715000.php
You're a bit late: http://wwtbambored.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40610
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#5 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:45 pm

That's not a naked Indian.

This is a naked Indian:
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It's the first thing I thought of when I read the first post in this thread.
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#6 Post by Bob78164 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:03 am

silverscreenselect wrote:That's not a naked Indian.

This is a naked Indian:
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It's the first thing I thought of when I read the first post in this thread.
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#7 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:21 am

Allow me to fill in the missing image, in more ways than one.....

silverscreenselect wrote:That's not a naked Indian.

This is a naked Indian:
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It's the first thing I thought of when I read the first post in this thread.

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#8 Post by silverscreenselect » Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:31 am

littlebeast13 wrote:Allow me to fill in the missing image, in more ways than one.....

silverscreenselect wrote:That's not a naked Indian.

This is a naked Indian:
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It's the first thing I thought of when I read the first post in this thread.

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#9 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:42 am

silverscreenselect wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Allow me to fill in the missing image, in more ways than one.....

silverscreenselect wrote:That's not a naked Indian.

This is a naked Indian:
Spoiler
Image

Image
It's the first thing I thought of when I read the first post in this thread.

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Is this where I'm supposed to say "Found it"?

Yes, right before you get an arrow in the back....

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#10 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:48 am

littlebeast13 wrote:Allow me to fill in the missing image, in more ways than one.....

silverscreenselect wrote:That's not a naked Indian.

This is a naked Indian:
Spoiler
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It's the first thing I thought of when I read the first post in this thread.

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#11 Post by Sistine Fanny » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:17 am

Yay for McKenna's Gold!!!!!!1

Re: the original post. Yeah, he's so pissed off that he'll do photo ops with the interloper.

"Hey, if I make a big deal out of this, people will be reminded that I actually still exist. I get the new guy in on it, and then there's double exposure, double photo ops, double attention. It's a win-win!!"
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#12 Post by TheNotSoGreatPretender » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:25 am

Sistine Fanny wrote:Yay for McKenna's Gold!!!!!!1

Re: the original post. Yeah, he's so pissed off that he'll do photo ops with the interloper.

"Hey, if I make a big deal out of this, people will be reminded that I actually still exist. I get the new guy in on it, and then there's double exposure, double photo ops, double attention. It's a win-win!!"

I gotta get in on that action!

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