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Squirrels, Bikinis, Nuts, Olympics

#1 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:18 pm

Olympic beach volleyball players have come across an unexpected handicap - squirrels burying their nuts on their courts.
The rodents have been burying beechnuts and acorns on six sandy practice courts at London's St James's Park.
And bikini-clad players have been left grimacing as they land barefoot on the squirrel snacks.
Groundsmen now have to rake the sand before practice sessions, reports The Sun.
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkie ... volleyball
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#2 Post by WalhalsGh0st » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:25 pm

Only squirrels with prehensile tails should be allowed on the volleyball courts.....
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#3 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:16 pm

WalhalsGh0st wrote:Only squirrels with prehensile tails should be allowed on the volleyball courts.....

And skimpy bikinis...
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#4 Post by earendel » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:40 am

I read this morning that one of the American female gymnasts, Gabby Douglas, has been nicknamed "the flying squirrel" because of her performances on the uneven bars.
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#5 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:18 am

earendel wrote:I read this morning that one of the American female gymnasts, Gabby Douglas, has been nicknamed "the flying squirrel" because of her performances on the uneven bars.

I honestly don't give a shit about the Olympics, but it's been a loooong time since Sully's sister got any avatar love, so here you all go....

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#6 Post by silverscreenselect » Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:19 am

WalhalsGh0st wrote:Only squirrels with prehensile tails should be allowed on the volleyball courts.....
If memory serves, your usual annual appearance should be sometime during the games, shouldn't it?
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#7 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:22 am

silverscreenselect wrote:
WalhalsGh0st wrote:Only squirrels with prehensile tails should be allowed on the volleyball courts.....
If memory serves, your usual annual appearance should be sometime during the games, shouldn't it?

Don't you have a little counting to do....?

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#8 Post by silverscreenselect » Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:54 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
silverscreenselect wrote:
WalhalsGh0st wrote:Only squirrels with prehensile tails should be allowed on the volleyball courts.....
If memory serves, your usual annual appearance should be sometime during the games, shouldn't it?

Don't you have a little counting to do....?

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#9 Post by minimetoo26 » Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:27 am

earendel wrote:I read this morning that one of the American female gymnasts, Gabby Douglas, has been nicknamed "the flying squirrel" because of her performances on the uneven bars.

You could have read about that WEEKS ago!

http://wwtbambored.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40447

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#10 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:29 am

minimetoo26 wrote:(And for beast: Found It! And it looks like Gabby's been bleaching her fur... :P :P )

Is that going to show up in the drug test?

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#11 Post by TheConfessor » Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:19 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:I honestly don't give a shit about the Olympics...
Not even when Michelle Jenneke is running?



Oh wait. She didn't qualify. Never mind.
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#12 Post by MissBeautifulRedSquirrel » Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:42 pm

TheConfessor wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:I honestly don't give a shit about the Olympics...
Not even when Michelle Jenneke is running?



Oh wait. She didn't qualify. Never mind.

Poser. She can't even put the tramp stamp on the correct side....
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