top o' the mornin 6/13/2013

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top o' the mornin 6/13/2013

#1 Post by earendel » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:17 pm

Well if this don't beat all...we received an operational order that required our chief to go to every cubicle in the office and inspect it for "sexually offensive, sexually degrading or sexually oriented material" being displayed. The chief then had to prepare a written statement confirming that she had obeyed the order. I suppose this is an outgrowth of the military's increasing emphasis on preventing rape in the services.
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#2 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:44 pm

earendel wrote:Well if this don't beat all...we received an operational order that required our chief to go to every cubicle in the office and inspect it for "sexually offensive, sexually degrading or sexually oriented material" being displayed. The chief then had to prepare a written statement confirming that she had obeyed the order. I suppose this is an outgrowth of the military's increasing emphasis on preventing rape in the services.

Did your space pass muster?

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#3 Post by a1mamacat » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:52 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
earendel wrote:Well if this don't beat all...we received an operational order that required our chief to go to every cubicle in the office and inspect it for "sexually offensive, sexually degrading or sexually oriented material" being displayed. The chief then had to prepare a written statement confirming that she had obeyed the order. I suppose this is an outgrowth of the military's increasing emphasis on preventing rape in the services.

Did your space pass muster?

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LOLOLOL

Found it,.....and ES's boss don't look very happy
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#4 Post by earendel » Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:03 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
earendel wrote:Well if this don't beat all...we received an operational order that required our chief to go to every cubicle in the office and inspect it for "sexually offensive, sexually degrading or sexually oriented material" being displayed. The chief then had to prepare a written statement confirming that she had obeyed the order. I suppose this is an outgrowth of the military's increasing emphasis on preventing rape in the services.

Did your space pass muster?

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#5 Post by Appa23 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:39 pm

earendel wrote:Well if this don't beat all...we received an operational order that required our chief to go to every cubicle in the office and inspect it for "sexually offensive, sexually degrading or sexually oriented material" being displayed. The chief then had to prepare a written statement confirming that she had obeyed the order. I suppose this is an outgrowth of the military's increasing emphasis on preventing rape in the services.
I had the pleasure of making that inspection for my office.

In the past, I have had to investigate and counsel employees in other offices regarding screensavers and other items that were reported as being "offensive" (including one where an employee displayed a photo of a scantily-clad cheerleader, who happened to be his daughter. :shock: )

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#6 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:55 pm

a1mamacat wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
earendel wrote:Well if this don't beat all...we received an operational order that required our chief to go to every cubicle in the office and inspect it for "sexually offensive, sexually degrading or sexually oriented material" being displayed. The chief then had to prepare a written statement confirming that she had obeyed the order. I suppose this is an outgrowth of the military's increasing emphasis on preventing rape in the services.

Did your space pass muster?

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LOLOLOL

Found it,.....and ES's boss don't look very happy

That's why ES chooses to work at Mecca... he can keep the swimsuit calendar up by the Swiffer counter....

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#7 Post by Estonut » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:21 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Did your space pass muster?
LOLOLOL

Found it,.....and ES's boss don't look very happy
That's why ES chooses to work at Mecca... he can keep the swimsuit calendar up by the Swiffer counter....
Doesn't Mecca sell desk chairs?
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#8 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:35 am

Female Israeli Soldiers Punished for Racy Photos
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wir ... btGG_nfCSo
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