The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#101 Post by Exploded Nose » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:59 pm

Politically Incorrect Inc. wrote:If this parade gets out of hand, let's get out the water cannons and give the riff raff what they deserve.

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#102 Post by F*&% Ithaca! » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:02 pm

You know where there is no parade? Fucking Ithaca.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#103 Post by Spelling Nazi » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:06 pm

The Truncinator wrote:
Angry Village Mob wrote:When will this parade get to Granite City!

You vill stay avay from Graneet Ceety and reemain in Fairguson.... or else!!!
Finally! Someone who can shpell correctly. Vell done sir!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#104 Post by Captain Planet » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:08 pm

Jim Cantore wrote:
Chicken Little wrote:I told you the weather was going to be bad

Do you have any idea what it's like to be buried under 6 feet of snow? And it wasn't even THUNDERSNOW!!!!!
Nature is beautiful! And so is this parade when that little piss-ant Al Gore stays home...
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#105 Post by silvercamaro » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:04 pm

Hullooo, it's me, the old, original, 19-something silvery Camaro -- the Official Homecoming Vehicle for the 2014 Parade of Merry Men. I'm proud to be parade transportation for the Official Homecoming Queen. She's in the backseat, waving at the crowd! Sure, you can't see her, because the silver Camaro is not a convertible, and the windows are tinted, and it's already dark. Plus, she's a ninja. Still, she's waving. Trust me.

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#106 Post by Al Gore » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:17 pm

Captain Planet wrote:
Jim Cantore wrote:
Chicken Little wrote:I told you the weather was going to be bad

Do you have any idea what it's like to be buried under 6 feet of snow? And it wasn't even THUNDERSNOW!!!!!
Nature is beautiful! And so is this parade when that little piss-ant Al Gore stays home...

Did somebody say something? It's hard to hear from all the way in the back of my kickass, V-88 Hummer limo...

I'm glad to see my internet's being put to good use again! Carry on, and keep it green folks! And don't worry about me, Al Gore's carbon emissions don't stink....
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#107 Post by Kiki's Cleaning Lady » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:21 pm

Should I let Kiki know it's time for cleanup detail? Assuming she's done cooking my jamón...
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#108 Post by Governor Blago » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:23 pm

It's a parade now! Your Governor Goodhair has made an appearance!

OK, gotta get back in time for headcount...
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#109 Post by Hale Bopper » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:27 pm

If you all can send a space probe to our comet utopia, I can return to Earth and march in this parade! Gotta break in these new Nikes somehow...
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#110 Post by Hern Berford » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:29 pm

I'll need some extensive dusting off before I can come out and play....
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#111 Post by Spokesman for Macy's » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:31 pm

if we put on a parade this shitty, we'd have gone out of business a century ago...
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#112 Post by ShitSandwich » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:34 pm

F*&% Ithaca! wrote:You know where there is no parade? Fucking Ithaca.
Not true. I think I saw a formation of polar bears there chasing down a horde of herons....
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#113 Post by Highly Offended » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:36 pm

Spelling Nazi wrote:
The Truncinator wrote:
Angry Village Mob wrote:When will this parade get to Granite City!

You vill stay avay from Graneet Ceety and reemain in Fairguson.... or else!!!
Finally! Someone who can shpell correctly. Vell done sir!

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#114 Post by The Beast Sisters » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:37 pm

Take our brother..... please!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#115 Post by Ebeneezer Beast » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:40 pm

What a deplorable waste of productivity and resources this parade is! You better all get back to work!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#116 Post by Linus's Boss » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:41 pm

Ebeneezer Beast wrote:What a deplorable waste of productivity and resources this parade is! You better all get back to work!

Couldn't have said it better myself, tightwad....
Get off that message board and get back to WORK!!!!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#117 Post by TheMichiganBarAssociation » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:43 pm

Politically Incorrect Inc. wrote:If this parade gets out of hand, let's get out the water cannons and give the riff raff what they deserve.

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#118 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:45 pm

Who is causing all this trouble in this thread?

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#119 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:48 pm

Wow, some of these must have been gathering dust in the archives for a while. I have no memory of Hern Berford, but he has 21 posts.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#120 Post by HelpBrainTumorPatients » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:04 am

SportsFan68 wrote:Wow, some of these must have been gathering dust in the archives for a while. I have no memory of Hern Berford, but he has 21 posts.

Our memories aren't what they used to be....
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#121 Post by ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:06 am

HelpBrainTumorPatients wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:Wow, some of these must have been gathering dust in the archives for a while. I have no memory of Hern Berford, but he has 21 posts.

Our memories aren't what they used to be....

That's because I killed everyone off five years ago!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#122 Post by The Real Todd Rundgren » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:07 am

ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine wrote:
HelpBrainTumorPatients wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:Wow, some of these must have been gathering dust in the archives for a while. I have no memory of Hern Berford, but he has 21 posts.

Our memories aren't what they used to be....

That's because I killed everyone off five years ago!

Big whoop... I ran everyone off ten years ago!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#123 Post by Jocelyn Elders » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:08 am

The Real Todd Rundgren wrote:
ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine wrote:
HelpBrainTumorPatients wrote:

Our memories aren't what they used to be....

That's because I killed everyone off five years ago!

Big whoop... I ran everyone off ten years ago!

I jacked everyone off twenty years ago!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#124 Post by MissFirecracker » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:10 am

Jocelyn Elders wrote:
The Real Todd Rundgren wrote:
ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine wrote:

That's because I killed everyone off five years ago!

Big whoop... I ran everyone off ten years ago!

I jacked everyone off twenty years ago!

I pissed everyone off.... who fucking cares how many years ago...
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When We Was Fab

#125 Post by CharlesFoxSingers » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:13 am

I'm shouting all about love
While they treated you like a dog
When you were the one who had made it so clear
All those years ago

I'm talking all about how to give
They don't act with much honesty
But you point the way to the truth when you say
All you need is love

Living with good and bad
I always looked up to you
Now we're left cold and sad
By someone the devil's best friend
Someone who offended all

We're living in a bad dream
They've forgotten all about mankind
And you were the one they backed up to the wall
All those years ago
You were the one who imagined it all
All those years ago

All those years ago
All those years ago

Deep in the darkest night
I send out a prayer to you
Now in the world of light
Where the spirit free of lies
And all else that we despised

They've forgotten all about God
He's the only reason we exist
Yet you were the one that they said was so weird
All those years ago
You said it all though not many had ears
All those years ago
You had control of our smiles and our tears
All those years ago..

All those years ago
All those years ago...
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