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Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:36 am
by T_Bone's Groupies
Girl From Porky's wrote:As always, Mike Hunt will be prominently displayed at the parade.
Those of you up front will get the best view of Mike Hunt.
Not to worry, though. There's enough of Mike Hunt for everybody!
Amateur.
Can we get this over with already? It's almost time for the Early Bird Special at the Tarnished Corral...
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:38 am
by Rod_Serling
You log onto this Bored at your own risk, because it leads to the future; not a future that will be, but one that might be. This is not a new Bored: It is simply an extension of what began in the old one. It has patterned itself after every administrator who has ever planted the ripping imprint of a delete key on the pages of history since the beginning of cyberspace. It has refinements, technological advancements, and a more sophisticated approach to the destruction of human freedom. But like every one of the super sites that preceded it, it has one iron rule: Logic is an enemy, and truth is a menace.
And this parade sucks.
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:43 am
by Jack Webb
Watching this parade makes my want to go uptown and shake down a few locals, crack a few skulls.
Where's my partner Elwood when I need him.
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:47 am
by BDMs partner
Jack Webb wrote:Watching this parade makes my want to go uptown and shake down a few locals, crack a few skulls.
Where's my partner Elwood when I need him.
Are yinz in need of a new partner? I'm available.....
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Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:48 am
by Grandpa Beast
T_Bone's Groupies wrote:Girl From Porky's wrote:As always, Mike Hunt will be prominently displayed at the parade.
Those of you up front will get the best view of Mike Hunt.
Not to worry, though. There's enough of Mike Hunt for everybody!
Amateur.
Can we get this over with already? It's almost time for the Early Bird Special at the Tarnished Corral...
Hubba hubba!
I'd love to grope you gals, but my arthritis is acting up....
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:49 am
by Snow Globe Ass
Dizzy Miss Lizzie wrote:Looks like we're gonna need a bigger axe.
You requested a bigger.......
Oh, axe. Sorry....
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:50 am
by Kanye West
Snow Globe Ass wrote:Dizzy Miss Lizzie wrote:Looks like we're gonna need a bigger axe.
You requested a bigger.......
Oh, axe. Sorry....
Shake dat booty!
Time for Kanye to do some gold diggin'...
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:32 pm
by Kiki's Cleaning Lady
Looks like Kiki will have an easy go cleaning the streets up after this non event.
Hey! Where's the booze to go with this jamón?
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:41 pm
by BobMarleysGh0st
Kiki's Cleaning Lady wrote:Looks like Kiki will have an easy go cleaning the streets up after this non event.
Hey! Where's the booze to go with this jamón?
Booze? I've got something better.
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:42 pm
by JJ Cale
BobMarleysGh0st wrote:Kiki's Cleaning Lady wrote:Looks like Kiki will have an easy go cleaning the streets up after this non event.
Hey! Where's the booze to go with this jamón?
Booze? I've got something better.
Do tell...
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:41 am
by flockofseagulls104
i don't have no merry men available and no time to make any. Happy thanksgiving everybody
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:38 am
by Lizbit
Kiki's Cleaning Lady wrote:Looks like Kiki will have an easy go cleaning the streets up after this non event.
Hey! Where's the booze to go with this jamón?
Ham? Kiki has ham?
Me and Wiki are back here, hanging out with Kay. We want to help her clean up any fallen ham bits. We like ham. We also like turkey, roast beast, and pumpkin pie. And ice cream. We love ice cream. And cookies. And we like to lick the butter off of the green beans.
Mr. little can have the cleaner green beans.
Happy Thanksgiving to everybody, even the two-footers that me and Wiki think are kind of creepy.
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:43 pm
by a1mamacat
Lizbit wrote:Kiki's Cleaning Lady wrote:Looks like Kiki will have an easy go cleaning the streets up after this non event.
Hey! Where's the booze to go with this jamón?
Ham? Kiki has ham?
Me and Wiki are back here, hanging out with Kay. We want to help her clean up any fallen ham bits. We like ham. We also like turkey,
roast beast, and pumpkin pie. And ice cream. We love ice cream. And cookies. And we like to lick the butter off of the green beans.
Mr. little can have the cleaner green beans.
Happy Thanksgiving to everybody, even the two-footers that me and Wiki think are kind of creepy.
ohmygoodness Lizbit, you might want to rephrase that part LOL
Hope all y'all had a happy tooclosetochristmas turkey day.
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:06 am
by Pastor Fireball
Hmmm... looks like the street sweeper is on strike this year. Either that or the Merry Man Parade is still technically in progress.
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:38 am
by flockofseagulls104
Only two pages? LB must have been busy somewhere else this year.
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:46 pm
by Chicken Little
They told me the weather was going to be bad and I missed it
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:57 pm
by J.R. Smith
I just woke up from my Hennessey coma. I missed another opportunity to drive a float in this God-awful parade. I would have gotten here on time but that cupcake Derrick Rose broke his ankle again on the way to my mansion.
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:37 pm
by Sir Alan Parker
This year's parade was utter shit. There was so much hype surrounding this parade, but then it happened and it left me thoroughly unsatisfied. Who the hell directed this parade, anyway--Richard Linklater? That preachy git needs to be locked up in a Turkish prison. I know just the place. Call me next year and I'll give you a parade with everything: drama, comedy, suspense, and plenty of full frontal nudity.
Annnnnnnnd I'm now being accused of sexual harassment by Irene Cara and Michael Douglas. Thanks, Trump.
Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:54 am
by Bored Sweeper
Well, this is the easiest paycheck I've ever earned. In fact, I think I could get away with just sweeping this year's parade into the sewer drain...
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