HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Let the Parade COMMENCE!
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HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Let the Parade COMMENCE!
start the line here. Bands your staging area is on the left, floats right, celebs, you start from the middle, directly in front of the WGAS tower.
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Re: HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Let the Parade COMMENCE!
Better be careful of all the cow dung laying around!ParadeCoordinator wrote:start the line here. Bands your staging area is on the left, floats right, celebs, you start from the middle, directly in front of the WGAS tower.
Today's parade is being broadcast on the Big 1420 WGAS in Gastonia, whose tower has a reach of approximately 2/3 of a mile..... on a cloudless night.... when we're off the air....
Er, better just come down and watch it yourself....
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Re: HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Let the Parade COMMENCE!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WGAS in Gastonia wrote:Better be careful of all the cow dung laying around!
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I built a bio-friendly float to showcase in today's parade. It runs off nothing but pure, all natural flatulence. Yes, we will all have a better tomorrow when we turn to nature.... oh my, I think the marching band behind me has all passed out. Must be from the fumes of the diesel engine I had to add to the float after I found out that fart power couldn't pull my lard ass....
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Deputy Barney Fife wrote:Where do you want your security detail (sniff)?
I've heard rumors that there AL Kieduh may target this parade. I'm ready for 'em...I've doubled my ammunition allocation for this event.
We have already taken over your helpless country of evil devils. I am in charge around here, and I say this parade needs the Iraqi National Guard and a giant picture of Saddam!
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How much flatulence does it take to propel Al Gore forward.Al Gore wrote:I built a bio-friendly float to showcase in today's parade. It runs off nothing but pure, all natural flatulence. Yes, we will all have a better tomorrow when we turn to nature.... oh my, I think the marching band behind me has all passed out. Must be from the fumes of the diesel engine I had to add to the float after I found out that fart power couldn't pull my lard ass....
The world will never know.
Those who deny it, supplied it.
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Hey, babe, stay with me, and I'll find a way to get you more gems than you've ever dreamed of. Just don't go getting any ideas about roses.Voluptuous_Hot_Babe26 wrote:Say, who's the elderly, good-looking, Egyptian guy? I notice that his float is covered with gold and jewels.
Maybe he'd like me to ride with him and hold his hand during traffic delays.
Hey, sweet cheeks.....
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Voluptuous_Hot_Babe26 wrote:Say, who's the elderly, good-looking, Egyptian guy? I notice that his float is covered with gold and jewels.
Maybe he'd like me to ride with him and hold his hand during traffic delays.
Hey, sweet cheeks.....
Maybe you better come with me instead. My product works, but there's no way it's gonna revive King Tut's royal scepter after all those years...
BOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!
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We can't start selling food until I get the refreshment stand set up!
Of course, I'm still miffed they won't let me have my own float in the parade, but that may be because the sweeper dude didn't like it the one year they did let us ride and we threw out bottles of Fukola to the crowd from the float...
Of course, I'm still miffed they won't let me have my own float in the parade, but that may be because the sweeper dude didn't like it the one year they did let us ride and we threw out bottles of Fukola to the crowd from the float...
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