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TedWilliamscicle
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#126
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by TedWilliamscicle » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:31 pm
Craig Paquette wrote:Hey Ted! Can I borrow your noggin next Spring? I could use a little help to revive my career...
And a minor league invite....
CP21
You can take my kid's here. I'm getting tired of looking at him, and I haven't figured out a way to get away from him yet.
(message typed with nose)
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notebookboy
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- Location: In the archive
#127
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by notebookboy » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:35 pm
Where are the parade regulars?
Im_Miss_America?
Halle__Berry?
Professor_Roy_Hinkley?
CaptainGratuitous?
Hell, Pat didn't even sober up enough to show up this year!
SIGH!
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notebookboy
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- Location: In the archive
#128
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by notebookboy » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:38 pm
BambiBoomBoom?
Mr_Soprano_To_You?
TheVoiceInTheHeadphones?
And that lardass Taft! Where the hell is he?
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ProfessorPatPending
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#129
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by ProfessorPatPending » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:43 pm
notebookboy wrote:Where are the parade regulars?
Im_Miss_America?
Halle__Berry?
Professor_Roy_Hinkley?
CaptainGratuitous?
Hell, Pat didn't even sober up enough to show up this year!
SIGH!
Well, I can fill in partially for a couple of them.
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Giant Gambian Rat
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- Location: In Lb's neighborhood
#130
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by Giant Gambian Rat » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:42 pm
Nobody told me there was a Parade. Wassa matter nobody wanna ride with me?
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Anal Fissure
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- Location: Beneath you
#132
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by Anal Fissure » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:32 pm
notebookboy wrote:BambiBoomBoom?
Mr_Soprano_To_You?
TheVoiceInTheHeadphones?
And that lardass Taft! Where the hell is he?
I am here...doesn't that count for anything?
Pucker up!
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silvercamaro
- Dog's Best Friend
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#133
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by silvercamaro » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:24 pm
Anal Fissure wrote:
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I am here...doesn't that count for anything?
Hey, Anal. By any chance, do you have a sister named Amy?
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SoupySales
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#134
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by SoupySales » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:27 pm
silvercamaro wrote:Anal Fissure wrote:
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I am here...doesn't that count for anything?
Hey, Anal. By any chance, do you have a sister named Amy?
Hey, shinycar
Stop stealing my material.
And kids, don't forget to send me those green pieces of paper.
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Jocelyn
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- Location: Third Floor Recovery
#135
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by Jocelyn » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:26 pm
SoupySales wrote:silvercamaro wrote:Anal Fissure wrote:
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I am here...doesn't that count for anything?
Hey, Anal. By any chance, do you have a sister named Amy?
Hey, shinycar
Stop stealing my material.
And kids, don't forget to send me those green pieces of paper.
I have several of those pieces of paper. I've left them in the custody of my surgeon(s). They also make really good packing for the sinus cavities post-surgery.
Just touch it. It's very lifelike. Go ahead. I know you want to.
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SnoopyBalloon
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#136
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by SnoopyBalloon » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:28 pm
Sorry I'm late. I was having a hard time finding enough hot air, then that Anal guy strolled over and -- Voila!
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SoupySales
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#137
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by SoupySales » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:39 pm
Jocelyn wrote:SoupySales wrote:silvercamaro wrote:
Hey, Anal. By any chance, do you have a sister named Amy?
Hey, shinycar
Stop stealing my material.
And kids, don't forget to send me those green pieces of paper.
I have several of those pieces of paper. I've left them in the custody of my surgeon(s). They also make really good packing for the sinus cavities post-surgery.
On second thought - Keep 'em.
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Jocelyn
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#138
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by Jocelyn » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:08 pm
SoupySales wrote:Jocelyn wrote:SoupySales wrote:
Hey, shinycar
Stop stealing my material.
And kids, don't forget to send me those green pieces of paper.
I have several of those pieces of paper. I've left them in the custody of my surgeon(s). They also make really good packing for the sinus cavities post-surgery.
On second thought - Keep 'em.
But, dearheart. I'd be more than happy to send a couple your way. They're only slightly used.And you're only slightly dead, so what's the prob?
You are dead, right?
They took out some of the cerebellum or whatever that part is that remembers stuff during my last cat-enhancement.
Just touch it. It's very lifelike. Go ahead. I know you want to.
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Captain Jack McCarthy
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#139
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by Captain Jack McCarthy » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:15 pm
Who starts a parade a day before a holiday?
Well nevermind...hey it's good to see you folks, hope you're all enjoying this year's parade. Now don't forget to tune in on Monday, March 17th, 2008 for WPIX's coverage of the 2008 St. Patrick's Day. I'll be there with all my friends like Popeye and The Little Rascals, plus the Three Stooges and I believe that Dick Tracy may make an appearance this year.
And if anyone sees my pal Officer Joe Bolton tell him I'm over at McSorley's having a few.
Have a great day everyone and thank you for watching the parade on WPIX.
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herjosie
- Four-Footer
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- Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:21 pm
- Location: my mom's house
#140
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by herjosie » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:21 pm
i love parades. i look very cute on floats and stuff. i had a bath today and everything so i am very ready.
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Officer Joe Bolton
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#141
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by Officer Joe Bolton » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:38 pm
Gee I missed my friend Captain Jack, OK I'll just have to head on down to McSorley's and check in on him. No drinking for me tonight, I'm walkin' my beat.
Oh, I think I just saw the The Three Stooges running down the street, gotta go kids, you enjoy the parade and make sure to Give Thanks tomorrow and eat your vegetables too.
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Monster In Law
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#142
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by Monster In Law » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:46 pm
Where is my son!
You are not good enough
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Beebs52
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#143
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by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:44 pm
Monster In Law wrote:Where is my son!
Might I suggest a trip to Sam Moon to replenish you earring supply?
Or Merle Norman to replenish your, well, you know. You know.
Well, then
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KingTut
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- Location: Luxor, Egypt
#144
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by KingTut » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:53 pm
Monster In Law wrote:Where is my son!
Forget about your son, sweet pea. You and I could make a pretty cute couple, and I have the power to declare you to be a goddess!
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silvercamaro
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#146
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by silvercamaro » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:37 pm
Is that sweeper guy going to show up with his broom now?
I love to watch other people clean.
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TheVoiceInTheHeadphones
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#147
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by TheVoiceInTheHeadphones » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:21 pm
notebookboy wrote:
TheVoiceInTheHeadphones?
I am not allowed to work the parade until the beer truck arrives.
Union rules, y'know.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........is this thing on????????
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SloppyDrunkGuy
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- Location: At the (hic!) bar
#148
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by SloppyDrunkGuy » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:27 pm
TheVoiceInTheHeadphones wrote:notebookboy wrote:
TheVoiceInTheHeadphones?
I am not allowed to work the parade until the beer truck arrives.
Union rules, y'know.
Beer truck? (HIC!) Now they tell me after (hic, hic!) I'm hopelessly pashed out in thish (hic!) filthy ditch... (hic!)
Shave a shix pack for me, headphone du..... damn! (HIC!) I musht really be drunk cuzh you look fiiiiine! (HIC!)
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Tor
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#149
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by Tor » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:43 pm
I love parades.
See Bob isn't evil.
You know, evil spelled backwards is live.
I help people live, both as Tor and as Bob.
You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift.
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Bored Sweeper
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- Location: The end of the parade
#150
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by Bored Sweeper » Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:48 am
Doesn't seem to be as much mess as in past years. I guess Al Gore did make this a greener parade, but if he thinks I'm hauling off these 600 recycling bins he put out, he can kiss my inconvenient ass....
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