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ShitSandwich
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by ShitSandwich » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:58 am
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:a1mamacat wrote:Oh reading this brought back such a giggle for me. Eons ago, in my youth....(Big J thinks it was before TV
), I was blessed to be owned by a wonderful feline, who let me call her Smokey.
One Christmas, she showed great interest in the tree. A few weeks later, I was muchly startled to notice a shiny bit near her nether regions.
It was indeed, a piece of tinsel. The vet said to give her oily fish and lots of milk to make, ahem, diarrhea. This was a slow process, and the tinsel exited inch by inch over the next week. I would have to get the nail scissors, and trim the piece that was out.
I have a lovely visual of her still, struting around with tinsel twinkling outten her ass.
A few months ago, Jasper jumped on our bad and he reeked. Jeff and I looked at him and he a foot of ribbon coming out of his bottom. I just pulled on the ribbon and the the rest of it came out easily. There was a ribbon trail of poo coming from our laundry room to our bedroom that I had to clean up afterwards.
Mmmmm.... shit on a string!
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Otto Censor
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by Otto Censor » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:22 am
I can't be the only one who thinks this MM has been played out. Am I....?
You have entered the No Fun Zone
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tlynn78
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by tlynn78 » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:09 pm
My mom was one of those whose tinsel had to drape gracefully from the branches. I was more of a tinsel-tosser. I don't use tinsel on my tree. Our tree has been up for a week, and we have not lost an ornament yet to dogs, cat, or 11 month-old grandchild. Knock on wood.
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PlacentiaSoccerMom
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by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:10 pm
ShitSandwich wrote:PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:a1mamacat wrote:Oh reading this brought back such a giggle for me. Eons ago, in my youth....(Big J thinks it was before TV
), I was blessed to be owned by a wonderful feline, who let me call her Smokey.
One Christmas, she showed great interest in the tree. A few weeks later, I was muchly startled to notice a shiny bit near her nether regions.
It was indeed, a piece of tinsel. The vet said to give her oily fish and lots of milk to make, ahem, diarrhea. This was a slow process, and the tinsel exited inch by inch over the next week. I would have to get the nail scissors, and trim the piece that was out.
I have a lovely visual of her still, struting around with tinsel twinkling outten her ass.
A few months ago, Jasper jumped on our bad and he reeked. Jeff and I looked at him and he a foot of ribbon coming out of his bottom. I just pulled on the ribbon and the the rest of it came out easily. There was a ribbon trail of poo coming from our laundry room to our bedroom that I had to clean up afterwards.
Mmmmm.... shit on a string!
Thank you for that.
