Transcript 04/28/2009 James Hamilton

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James Hamilton
Bowling Green, OH

23 years ago was in a car accident, it crushed his legs, and he was told he may never walk again
But after 30 surgeries and much rehab, he is now walking
When he was first warned not to be too optimistic about his chances, he told the docs "watch me," and two weeks later he took his first steps

Topic Tree
Roots
The Supreme Court
Bill Gates
Locked Up
Damn Yankees
Where in the World?
Holiday Blues
Recent TV
Avon Calling
Cocktails
Standardized Tests
Eight is Enough
The Horror
Merry Musings
Shake It Up


$100 (Shake It Up):
During which of these harrowing events does the ground typically shake or tremble?
A. Blizzard B. Earthquake
C. Heat wave D. Dancing with the Stars

Spoiler

B. Earthquake (:06)

$200 (Merry Musings):
Which of the following is another way of saying "the more the merrier!"?
A. Keep quiet! B. Be very careful!
C. Thank you very much! D. Bring Your Friends

Spoiler

D. Bring Your Friends [:08]

$300 (The Horror):
The campy horror flick "Poultrygeist" appropriately features what monstrous creatures?
A. Zombie Chickens B. Vampire cows
C. Fire-breathing rabbits D. Ax-wielding bears

Spoiler

James says his brother would shoot him if he missed this one.

A. Zombie Chickens (:06)

$500 (Eight is Enough):
Between 1100 and 1547, there were eight different kings of England who had what first name?
A. Stephen B. Henry
C. Jeremy D. Paul

Spoiler

B. Henry (:06)

$1000 (Standardized Tests):
What is the highest score a person can achieve on the SAT, an exam consisting of three sections worth 800 points each?
A. 2000 B. 2200
C. 2400 D. 2800

Spoiler

C. 2400 (:07)

James is "horrible at math"


$2000 (Cocktails):
In reflection of its tropically-themed ingredients, which of these drinks is often garnished with a tiny paper umbrella?
A. Vodka martini B. Piña colada
C. Scotch and soda D. Gin and tonic

Spoiler

B. Piña colada (:23)

$4000 (Avon Calling):
Reflected in Shakespeare's nickname "the bard of Avon," the Avon is a what?
A. Cottage B. Mountain
C. River D. School

Spoiler

C. River (:24)

Commercial break

Still feeling nervous but not showing it at all.
Brother Dominick, in audience, would kill him if he got the zombie question wrong. Dominick wants James to write a zombie movie for Dominick who would be the action hero.

$8000 (Recent TV):
Which of these new TV dramas has the same title as a 1970s David Bowie song?
A. Life on Mars B. Eleventh Hour
C. My Own Worst Enemy D. The Mentalist

Spoiler

A. Life on Mars (:21)

$16K (Holiday Blues):
Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 on what holiday?
A. Good Friday B. May Day
C. Palm Sunday D. Ash Wednesday

PAF :21

choices
Friend Mike (Climax, MI)
Buddy Robert (East Northport, NY)

Spoiler

Mike thinks it is D but not sure

Double Dip (:17)

Spoiler

First answer D, incorrect

Second answer A. Good Friday (:13)

$25K (Where in the World?):
The birthplace of actress Portia de Rossi, Geelong is a port city located where?
A. Egypt B. Australia
C. Sweden D. France

ATE :20

ATE

Dr. Neil: I can only guess. Geelong, the only place I think would have a port city sounding like I never heard of might be Sweden. I can only guess. Sweden is a guess.
Mere: Is this another ignorant guess
Dr. Neil: That one was like a hunch. This one is like (makes a tortured face)

James: I hate when doctors give me bad news

ATA at :17

ATA

A-4% B-34% C-44% D-18%

Mere: 44% Sweden 34% Australia, down from there. I have no idea how much Neil may have influenced them if at all

Spoiler

James goes with Dr. Neil's guess and leaves with $1000.

Australia (:04)

James leaves with $1000

Commercial break


Edit: Fix typo in 16K question

[ulysses5019]

$300 (The Horror):
The campy horror flick "Poultrygeist" appropriately features what monstrous creatures?
A. Zombie Chickens B. Vampire cows
C. Fire-breathing rabbits D. Ax-wielding bears

You don't know how long I've been waiting for this topic to come up

[kayrharris]

$300 (The Horror):
The campy horror flick "Poultrygeist" appropriately features what monstrous creatures?
A. Zombie Chickens B. Vampire cows
C. Fire-breathing rabbits D. Ax-wielding bears

You don't know how long I've been waiting for this topic to come up

Found it!


It just happened to come up when no one was here except you and me, I think.

[ulysses5019]

$300 (The Horror):
The campy horror flick "Poultrygeist" appropriately features what monstrous creatures?
A. Zombie Chickens B. Vampire cows
C. Fire-breathing rabbits D. Ax-wielding bears

You don't know how long I've been waiting for this topic to come up

Found it!


It just happened to come up when no one was here except you and me, I think.

Don't forget the zombie chickens disguised as "guests".

[kayrharris]

You don't know how long I've been waiting for this topic to come up

Found it!


It just happened to come up when no one was here except you and me, I think.

Don't forget the zombie chickens disguised as "guests".

Zombie chickens evidently aren't very good at our game.

[AnnieCamaro]

James Hamilton
Bowling Green, OH

23 years ago was in a car accident, it crushed his legs, and he was told he may never walk again
But after 30 surgeries and much rehab, he is now walking
When he was first warned not to be too optimistic about his chances, he told the docs "watch me," and two weeks later he took his first steps

I was rooting very hard for Mr. James! He and I have a lot in common in the legs department. He took his first steps faster than I did, though, and I give him my greatest respect for that. He may be even braver and tougher than me. Maybe learning to walk again is a teeny bit easier when you have half as many legs to deal with, but he is a great inspiration to a lot of two-footers and four-footers.

I wanted him to win a hundred kazillion dollars. I would send him that much if my mom would let me use her credit card.

Mr. James, if you ever see this, I do send you warm snuggles and wet kisses.

Love,
Annie
/ \

[ulysses5019]

Found it!


It just happened to come up when no one was here except you and me, I think.

Don't forget the zombie chickens disguised as "guests".

Zombie chickens evidently aren't very good at our game.

Well, when they type they use the hunt and peck method. It slows them down.

[hbomb1947]

James Hamilton
Bowling Green, OH

23 years ago was in a car accident, it crushed his legs, and he was told he may never walk again
But after 30 surgeries and much rehab, he is now walking
When he was first warned not to be too optimistic about his chances, he told the docs "watch me," and two weeks later he took his first steps

Topic Tree
Roots
The Supreme Court
Bill Gates
Locked Up
Damn Yankees
Where in the World?
Holiday Blues
Recent TV
Avon Calling
Cocktails
Standardized Tests
Eight is Enough
The Horror
Merry Musings
Shake It Up

I would have liked to see a $500K Supreme Court question . . . And a $250K Bill Gates question would have been interesting to see as well . . .

$16K (Holiday Blues):
Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1985 on what holiday?
A. Good Friday B. May Day
C. Palm Sunday D. Ash Wednesday

In 1985??????

$25K (Where in the World?):
The birthplace of actress Portia de Rossi, Geelong is a port city located where?
A. Egypt B. Australia
C. Sweden D. France

ATE :20

ATE

Dr. Neil: I can only guess. Geelong, the only place I think would have a port city sounding like I never heard of might be Sweden. I can only guess. Sweden is a guess.
Mere: Is this another ignorant guess
Dr. Neil: That one was like a hunch. This one is like (makes a tortured face)

James: I hate when doctors give me bad news

ATA at :17

ATA

A-4% B-34% C-44% D-18%

Mere: 44% Sweden 34% Australia, down from there. I have no idea how much Neil may have influenced them if at all

Spoiler

James goes with Dr. Neil's guess and leaves with $1000.

Australia (:04)

James leaves with $1000

Commercial break

I'm a huge fan of Dr. DeGrasse Tyson, the main who coined the word "Manhattanhenge":

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But world geography may not be the strongest subject for this otherwise brilliant man. Geelong sounds Swedish? Really? Maybe he was thinking of the isle of Gotland . . .

I may have had an advantage on this one because I've been looking at a lot of maps of Australia lately in connection with a trip I'm planning. So I remembered that there's a city called Wollongong that's near Sydney; and Geelong seemed to have a similar ending. Also, although they are not place names, Billabong and Goolagong -- famous Aussie names both -- came to mind. So I would have gone for Oz. (I think that in the back of my mind, I may also have remembered hearing somewhere that DeRossi was Australian).

[kayrharris]

Give the transcribers a break. We all know what year it was and having done some transcripts in the past,
when the show actually aired in this market, I know how difficult and time consuming it is. Believe me, it's
a thankless job and the pay isn't all that good either.

[Snaxx]

Give the transcribers a break. We all know what year it was and having done some transcripts in the past,
when the show actually aired in this market, I know how difficult and time consuming it is. Believe me, it's
a thankless job and the pay isn't all that good either.

Thanks Kay. I did not take offense at all at the typo pointout. I was hurrying to get it done before Idol and relied on Word to do my proofreading. When I get that Jeopardy!computer to do the proofreading, then it will be 100% typo-free

[clem21]

James Hamilton
Bowling Green, OH

23 years ago was in a car accident, it crushed his legs, and he was told he may never walk again
But after 30 surgeries and much rehab, he is now walking
When he was first warned not to be too optimistic about his chances, he told the docs "watch me," and two weeks later he took his first steps

I was rooting very hard for Mr. James! He and I have a lot in common in the legs department. He took his first steps faster than I did, though, and I give him my greatest respect for that. He may be even braver and tougher than me. Maybe learning to walk again is a teeny bit easier when you have half as many legs to deal with, but he is a great inspiration to a lot of two-footers and four-footers.

I wanted him to win a hundred kazillion dollars. I would send him that much if my mom would let me use her credit card.

Mr. James, if you ever see this, I do send you warm snuggles and wet kisses.

Love,
Annie
/ \

You're damn right Annie. James was a nice guy who tried to teach me about Star Trek after he was shocked that I didn't know who Gene Roddenberry was. In my notes that I wrote that day I labeled James as "Tough Dude" because that's exactly what he was. i wish he'd done better b/c he deserved it...

[clem21]

Sorry, I have to share this too. Going through my notes today I came across this transcribed conversation that took place on the train ride home from the set with my mom:

Clem's Mom: "Boy are you going to look stupid tomorrow, they've got a contestant who's raising his sisters, another who's playing for his passed on mom and anther who wasn't supposed to walk again! And you....have weird shoes."

Clem: (Grinning Stupidly) But they are AWESOME weird shoes

Clem's Mom puts her hand to her face and shakes her head slowly in shame.

Clem continues to grin stupidly.

[ulysses5019]

Sorry, I have to share this too. Going through my notes today I came across this transcribed conversation that took place on the train ride home from the set with my mom:

Clem's Mom: "Boy are you going to look stupid tomorrow, they've got a contestant who's raising his sisters, another who's playing for his passed on mom and anther who wasn't supposed to walk again! And you....have weird shoes."

Clem: (Grinning Stupidly) But they are AWESOME weird shoes

Clem's Mom puts her hand to her face and shakes her head slowly in shame.

Clem continues to grin stupidly.

So all marley has to do is buy some weird shoes in order to get on the show? I bet pea could lend him some.

[NellyLunatic1980]

$16K: I know it was some time before Easter, but I can't remember if it was Good Friday or Palm Sunday. Double Dip.

[earendel]

James Hamilton
Bowling Green, OH

23 years ago was in a car accident, it crushed his legs, and he was told he may never walk again
But after 30 surgeries and much rehab, he is now walking. When he was first warned not to be too optimistic about his chances, he told the docs "watch me," and two weeks later he took his first steps.

This is the kind of audition hook that I don't mind hearing about.

$1000 (Standardized Tests):
What is the highest score a person can achieve on the SAT, an exam consisting of three sections worth 800 points each?
A. 2000 B. 2200
C. 2400 D. 2800

Spoiler

C. 2400 (:07)

I guess my 1420 score doesn't sound as good now as it did forty years ago.

$16K (Holiday Blues):
Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 on what holiday?
A. Good Friday B. May Day
C. Palm Sunday D. Ash Wednesday

PAF :21

choices
Friend Mike (Climax, MI)
Buddy Robert (East Northport, NY)

Spoiler

Mike thinks it is D but not sure

Double Dip (:17)

Spoiler

First answer D, incorrect

Second answer A. Good Friday (:13)

elwing took one look and gave the right answer. If you know it was in April, then B and D are ruled out automatically, and given the location (Ford's Theater) it was probably not on Palm Sunday.

$25K (Where in the World?):
The birthplace of actress Portia de Rossi, Geelong is a port city located where?
A. Egypt B. Australia
C. Sweden D. France

ATE :20

ATE

Dr. Neil: I can only guess. Geelong, the only place I think would have a port city sounding like I never heard of might be Sweden. I can only guess. Sweden is a guess.
Mere: Is this another ignorant guess
Dr. Neil: That one was like a hunch. This one is like (makes a tortured face)

James: I hate when doctors give me bad news

ATA at :17

ATA

A-4% B-34% C-44% D-18%

Mere: 44% Sweden 34% Australia, down from there. I have no idea how much Neil may have influenced them if at all

Spoiler

James goes with Dr. Neil's guess and leaves with $1000.

Australia (:04)

I'm pretty sure it's not Egypt. Beyond that I can't be certain, so it's time to pull out a lifeline. Since this is a pop culture sort of question, I'll ATA and hope for a good result.

[hbomb1947]

$16K (Holiday Blues):
Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 on what holiday?
A. Good Friday B. May Day
C. Palm Sunday D. Ash Wednesday

PAF :21

choices
Friend Mike (Climax, MI)
Buddy Robert (East Northport, NY)

Spoiler

Mike thinks it is D but not sure

Double Dip (:17)

Spoiler

First answer D, incorrect

Second answer A. Good Friday (:13)

elwing took one look and gave the right answer. If you know it was in April, then B and D are ruled out automatically, and given the location (Ford's Theater) it was probably not on Palm Sunday.

Why would the venue of Ford's Theater preclude a Sunday assassination?

[MarleysGh0st]

Sorry, I have to share this too. Going through my notes today I came across this transcribed conversation that took place on the train ride home from the set with my mom:

Clem's Mom: "Boy are you going to look stupid tomorrow, they've got a contestant who's raising his sisters, another who's playing for his passed on mom and anther who wasn't supposed to walk again! And you....have weird shoes."

Clem: (Grinning Stupidly) But they are AWESOME weird shoes

Clem's Mom puts her hand to her face and shakes her head slowly in shame.

Clem continues to grin stupidly.

Listen to your mother, clem!

How will she ever show her face in public again, when those shoes appear on national television?

[MarleysGh0st]

Brother Dominick, in audience, would kill him if he got the zombie question wrong. Dominick wants James to write a zombie movie for Dominick who would be the action hero.

It should be noted for the record that this was James' brother, Dominick, who made this statement, not a member of a religious order seeking to become a What Else.

[Chicken Little]

Found it!


It just happened to come up when no one was here except you and me, I think.

Don't forget the zombie chickens disguised as "guests".

Zombie chickens evidently aren't very good at our game.

LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!! ZOMBIE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[earendel]

Brother Dominick, in audience, would kill him if he got the zombie question wrong. Dominick wants James to write a zombie movie for Dominick who would be the action hero.

It should be noted for the record that this was James' brother, Dominick, who made this statement, not a member of a religious order seeking to become a What Else.

Nor someone in a Xerox commercial.

[frogman042]

Sorry, I have to share this too. Going through my notes today I came across this transcribed conversation that took place on the train ride home from the set with my mom:

Clem's Mom: "Boy are you going to look stupid tomorrow, they've got a contestant who's raising his sisters, another who's playing for his passed on mom and anther who wasn't supposed to walk again! And you....have weird shoes."

Clem: (Grinning Stupidly) But they are AWESOME weird shoes

Clem's Mom puts her hand to her face and shakes her head slowly in shame.

Clem continues to grin stupidly.

Listen to your mother, clem!

How will she ever show her face in public again, when those shoes appear on national television?

Maybe he could have been on the Ed Sullivan Show?

[earendel]

$16K (Holiday Blues):
Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 on what holiday?
A. Good Friday B. May Day
C. Palm Sunday D. Ash Wednesday

PAF :21

choices
Friend Mike (Climax, MI)
Buddy Robert (East Northport, NY)

Spoiler

Mike thinks it is D but not sure

Double Dip (:17)

Spoiler

First answer D, incorrect

Second answer A. Good Friday (:13)

elwing took one look and gave the right answer. If you know it was in April, then B and D are ruled out automatically, and given the location (Ford's Theater) it was probably not on Palm Sunday.

Why would the venue of Ford's Theater preclude a Sunday assassination?

Blue laws that would have kept the theater dark on Sunday, not to mention the holiday itself. Of course that's only speculation on my part.

[ulysses5019]

I guess my 1420 score doesn't sound as good now as it did forty years ago.

Hey! That was my score. Did you copy off of me?

[earendel]

I guess my 1420 score doesn't sound as good now as it did forty years ago.

Hey! That was my score. Did you copy off of me?

Possibly, possibly...

[tanstaafl2]

$1000 (Standardized Tests):
What is the highest score a person can achieve on the SAT, an exam consisting of three sections worth 800 points each?
A. 2000 B. 2200
C. 2400 D. 2800

Spoiler

C. 2400 (:07)

I guess my 1420 score doesn't sound as good now as it did forty years ago.

Only if one lacks a little historical perspective since the SAT had only two sections worth 800 points maximum in each section until changes that were made a few years ago. 1420 is/was pretty good!