Miss Fuzzy, do you want me to bite somebody for you?
I was mad yesterday, because my yard is filled with trees laying sideways on the ground. Ice was everywhere that branches weren't, and that made it very hard to walk, and the trees that hadn't fallen down all the way kept throwing more ice on my head. Now, as you may know, civilized dogs have to go outside from time to time to do their business. I'd like to know how I'm supposed to do my business when it's hard to walk and evil trees throw ice on my head? Let the electric company explain that!
Then my baby sister Lizbit made a game out of it. Because she's little, she could get under some of the branches, and she made caves and tunnels, and then she'd forget how to get back out, so she'd do funny howly noises while she was stuck, then she'd figure it out and be so proud of herself when she remembered how her maze worked, and so when she got back into the clear, we laughed and laughed. I laughed so hard that I peed, and that took care of the business for a while.
Things work out eventually.
/:P\
Ya know...I didn't sign up for this crap!
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Annie...thank you so much for reminding me that things do work themselves out. I always remind fwh, when things look nasty, that things could be worse. I have to remember that...AnnieCamaro wrote:Miss Fuzzy, do you want me to bite somebody for you?
I was mad yesterday, because my yard is filled with trees laying sideways on the ground. Ice was everywhere that branches weren't, and that made it very hard to walk, and the trees that hadn't fallen down all the way kept throwing more ice on my head. Now, as you may know, civilized dogs have to go outside from time to time to do their business. I'd like to know how I'm supposed to do my business when it's hard to walk and evil trees throw ice on my head? Let the electric company explain that!
Then my baby sister Lizbit made a game out of it. Because she's little, she could get under some of the branches, and she made caves and tunnels, and then she'd forget how to get back out, so she'd do funny howly noises while she was stuck, then she'd figure it out and be so proud of herself when she remembered how her maze worked, and so when she got back into the clear, we laughed and laughed. I laughed so hard that I peed, and that took care of the business for a while.
Things work out eventually.
/:P\
I hope that you will have a tree free pee zone very soon !
Sometimes, when I laugh, I pee too!
(lets just keep that between us girls!)
fuzzy
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— Mark Twain
"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else."
- Judy Garland