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peacock2121 · #26 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:03 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Surprises me how many man kinda like some junk back there.
They get ideas...
That was the cue for Charles Fox, BTW...

Where is he?

nitrah55 · #27 Post by **nitrah55** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:04 am

Great, like I have time to spend on a gus hunt.

Pea. Sheesh.

peacock2121 · #28 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:08 am

nitrah55 wrote:Great, like I have time to spend on a gus hunt.

Pea. Sheesh.

Like, what better do you have to do?

minimetoo26 · #29 Post by **minimetoo26** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:09 am

peacock2121 wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:Great, like I have time to spend on a gus hunt.

Pea. Sheesh.
Like, what better do you have to do?

I swear I said I was going to go eat!

I'm pretty darned hungry right about now. I can go get a payana....

CharlesFoxSingers · #30 Post by **CharlesFoxSingers** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:10 am

Are you going to take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight
Oh beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

Now your mortgages and homes
And the stiffness in your bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me

Oh won't you take me home tonight
Oh beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

nitrah55 · #31 Post by **nitrah55** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:10 am

peacock2121 wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:Great, like I have time to spend on a gus hunt.

Pea. Sheesh.
Like, what better do you have to do?

Lessee...Christmas shop online...check mail...

Oh, and I forgot...WORK, you know, like what they pay me for?

peacock2121 · #32 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:10 am

There is always time for eating.

peacock2121 · #33 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:12 am

nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:Great, like I have time to spend on a gus hunt.

Pea. Sheesh.
Like, what better do you have to do?
Lessee...Christmas shop online...check mail...

Oh, and I forgot...WORK, you know, like what they pay me for?

Wow! You have a real job.

You are, like........ awesome, dude.

Do these other people have real jobs too?

Other than the ones on the government payroll, I mean.

minimetoo26 · #34 Post by **minimetoo26** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:12 am

peacock2121 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: They get ideas...
That was the cue for Charles Fox, BTW...
Where is he?

Finding a song. But I was expecting Sir Mixx-a-lot...

CharlesFoxSingers · #35 Post by **CharlesFoxSingers** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:14 am

Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horney
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
Sweat, sweat, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and him that
She gotta pack much back

Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And --, double up -- --
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
I got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda and got motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt and gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I aint down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

minimetoo26 · #36 Post by **minimetoo26** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:17 am

Now, those words and that avatar? Instant Classic!

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #37 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:25 am

Did I miss anything?

peacock2121 · #38 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:27 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Did I miss anything?

I might be getting me some t-girl after all these years.

nitrah55 · #39 Post by **nitrah55** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:30 am

peacock2121 wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: Like, what better do you have to do?
Lessee...Christmas shop online...check mail...

Oh, and I forgot...WORK, you know, like what they pay me for?
Wow! You have a real job.

You are, like........ awesome, dude.

Do these other people have real jobs too?

Other than the ones on the government payroll, I mean.

I didn't say, "real." I just said they pay me.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #40 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:34 am

peacock2121 wrote:and PSM

she helps

Thanks! I was dropping off Emma at school.

I also had to drop off soda in the teacher's lounge for a teacher's lunch.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #41 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:34 am

peacock2121 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Did I miss anything?
I might be getting me some t-girl after all these years.

Wow! I missed a lot.

peacock2121 · #42 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:36 am

nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
nitrah55 wrote: Lessee...Christmas shop online...check mail...

Oh, and I forgot...WORK, you know, like what they pay me for?
Wow! You have a real job.

You are, like........ awesome, dude.

Do these other people have real jobs too?

Other than the ones on the government payroll, I mean.
I didn't say, "real." I just said they pay me.

Oh!

My bad.

andrewjackson · #43 Post by **andrewjackson** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:36 am

Less than 100 now.

andrewjackson · #44 Post by **andrewjackson** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:39 am

I'm really struggling for anything to say.

Really.

WWTBAM Bored

Less than 200!

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Picky, Picky!