Dear Mr. Ulysses:
I regret to inform you that you have not been selected as the personal pilot for Kay's private jet. Although we greatly appreciated your enthusiasm for the position, your actual inability to fly the plane was a significant drawback.
Still, we think you're cute, in your own special way. We would like to offer you an alternate position in Kay's entourage. You are invited to become the official Photographer and Baggage Handler, for an annual salary of E$600,000 (six-hundred-thousand Elven Dollars. Current exchange rates with U.S. Dollars may be available somewhere on the internet.)
Please let us know as soon as possible if you will accept this career opportunity. We look forward to working with you.
Sincerely,
Kandy KAYne
Elf in charge of Miss Harris
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