
After 29 lonely days as the only 34 year old on the Bored, it is so nice to have you back in my excellent company!

Oh, the cake's here!!! I think you'll love it!!!!
My mouth is watering!
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I also think you should take time from your business trip in Bob#'s favorite city and take a ride on an old friend..... you know who I'm talking about!
No, not me you sick people!

And don't get to thinking people around here don't care for you.... everyone loves you to bits!!! Why, lookie here! Even DevilKitty's brought you a whole truckload of presents!!!! Well, either that or she's trying to tell you to pack your shit and git....

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But I certainly hope you enjoy your special day.... at least twice as much as you enjoyed your half-birthday! And I'm really missing you while you're gone, but don't worry, I just know that any minute now you'll end my waiting.......
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