Thank you, Annie. I made the guy at the other hotel computer look at me funny when I started laughing at your post (even though I know you meant it in all seriousness). It's just that I don't think I could manage the last one, even if it really DID need it.AnnieCamaro wrote:I've never auditioned for anything, or been a show dog, either, for that matter. Still, I watch the Animal Planet, so if auditioning for Millionaire is like showdogging, maybe I can offer some helpful advice to Mr. gs and others who might audition in the future.
Annie's Showdog Audition Rules:
1. Wear your prettiest collar and make sure your fur is nicely brushed.
2. Keep your tongue in your mouth when you smile.
3. When you walk up to the judge, stand tall and lift your chin.
4. Demonstrate your best tricks, but only when you're asked.
4. Don't chase anybody's pet cat, even as a joke.
5. Don't stop to lick your own rear end, even when it really needs it.
I hope this will be helpful. Good luck at your audition, Mr. gs!
I will also try not to drool on anyone, and will stay off the furniture unless invited.
And thanks to everyone else for the luck wishes, too! Gotta go and do some last minute preparations for both the work and the play. See you later!