A strange and disturbing conversation
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A strange and disturbing conversation
I was at the urinal at Walmart and the guy next to me (There are 2 urinals) starts talking about what a hard day of work he had-he works there.
Then he starts talking about his new tattoo on his knee and how much more painful it was than the ones on his back-Then he proceeds to roll up his pant leg to show me the new tattoo.
Then he starts talking about his new tattoo on his knee and how much more painful it was than the ones on his back-Then he proceeds to roll up his pant leg to show me the new tattoo.
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
Dammit, lb, you promised that you'd wait until chat to debut your latest ink.....Spock wrote:I was at the urinal at Walmart and the guy next to me (There are 2 urinals) starts talking about what a hard day of work he had-he works there.
Then he starts talking about his new tattoo on his knee and how much more painful it was than the ones on his back-Then he proceeds to roll up his pant leg to show me the new tattoo.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit......
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
Why not? I'm just killing time waiting for the NUGGETS!!!!11 to start. Damn but I hate nationally televised games....Beebs52 wrote:Speaking of chat...
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit......
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
FannytheBull wrote:Dammit, lb, you promised that you'd wait until chat to debut your latest ink.....Spock wrote:I was at the urinal at Walmart and the guy next to me (There are 2 urinals) starts talking about what a hard day of work he had-he works there.
Then he starts talking about his new tattoo on his knee and how much more painful it was than the ones on his back-Then he proceeds to roll up his pant leg to show me the new tattoo.
I wouldn't be caught dead using the public restroom while the store was still open, let alone show Spock my killer ink.....
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
FannytheBull wrote:Why not? I'm just killing time waiting for the NUGGETS!!!!11 to start. Damn but I hate nationally televised games....Beebs52 wrote:Speaking of chat...
15 minutes after I turn it on, they finally decide to give the score of the damn game.....
They need shorter breaks between innings....
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
You'd think that if he was rolling up his pant leg while 'doing his business' that his aim would suffer a bit. Could be that you were luckier than you think.
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Things can always be more strange and disturbing.....
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
Found it.
But it is disturbing!
But it is disturbing!
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
christie1111 wrote:Found it.
But it is disturbing!
That is disturbing. Where's the tattoo?
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
ulysses5019 wrote:christie1111 wrote:Found it.
But it is disturbing!
That is disturbing. Where's the tattoo?
ES is looking at it, honey....
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
littlebeast13 wrote:Things can always be more strange and disturbing.....
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Yeah, like squirrels using a urinal when the whole world is their toilet. But it makes sense. I guess they don't want to do their business where they eat.
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
Don't use the urinal. Use the stall. Then all he can do is tap out a message on your shoe in Morse Code.Spock wrote:I was at the urinal at Walmart and the guy next to me (There are 2 urinals) starts talking about what a hard day of work he had-he works there.
Then he starts talking about his new tattoo on his knee and how much more painful it was than the ones on his back-Then he proceeds to roll up his pant leg to show me the new tattoo.
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
I was having shit fits because they refused to go the IMPORTANT game of the night and instead made us suffer through several minutes (in basketball time, half an hour in real time) of the refs making the nuttiest calls they could think of in order to try and get The Vaunted Heat Threshing Machine the win. Despite their best efforts, Celtics win!littlebeast13 wrote:FannytheBull wrote:Why not? I'm just killing time waiting for the NUGGETS!!!!11 to start. Damn but I hate nationally televised games....Beebs52 wrote:Speaking of chat...
15 minutes after I turn it on, they finally decide to give the score of the damn game.....
They need shorter breaks between innings....
lb13
I came in after the game for a victory scream, but all you candy asses had already packed up and gone home.
Also, Christie must keep her Nene avatar up as long as the NUGGETS!!!!11 keep winning.....
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
Almost forgot. Crawlspace Fanny finally has competition for the top slot on the countdown this year. I've always had reservations about the freakishly large paws on MBRS......
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
FannytheBull wrote:I was having shit fits because they refused to go the IMPORTANT game of the night and instead made us suffer through several minutes (in basketball time, half an hour in real time) of the refs making the nuttiest calls they could think of in order to try and get The Vaunted Heat Threshing Machine the win. Despite their best efforts, Celtics win!littlebeast13 wrote:FannytheBull wrote:
Why not? I'm just killing time waiting for the NUGGETS!!!!11 to start. Damn but I hate nationally televised games....
15 minutes after I turn it on, they finally decide to give the score of the damn game.....
They need shorter breaks between innings....
lb13
I came in after the game for a victory scream, but all you candy asses had already packed up and gone home.
Also, Christie must keep her Nene avatar up as long as the NUGGETS!!!!11 keep winning.....
Wow, they pulled that out???
I turned it on at halftime when everyone bailed, and made it as far as the middle of the 3rd before I gave in and went to bed. I hadn't had my nap, and knew without stimulating conversation, I would be a goner before it was over.....
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
You betcha! The bench ended up going on something like a 15-0 run and ROOKIE!! had so many steals he might be cited for a Class 2 Felony....littlebeast13 wrote:FannytheBull wrote:I was having shit fits because they refused to go the IMPORTANT game of the night and instead made us suffer through several minutes (in basketball time, half an hour in real time) of the refs making the nuttiest calls they could think of in order to try and get The Vaunted Heat Threshing Machine the win. Despite their best efforts, Celtics win!littlebeast13 wrote:
15 minutes after I turn it on, they finally decide to give the score of the damn game.....
They need shorter breaks between innings....
lb13
I came in after the game for a victory scream, but all you candy asses had already packed up and gone home.
Also, Christie must keep her Nene avatar up as long as the NUGGETS!!!!11 keep winning.....
Wow, they pulled that out???
I turned it on at halftime when everyone bailed, and made it as far as the middle of the 3rd before I gave in and went to bed. I hadn't had my nap, and knew without stimulating conversation, I would be a goner before it was over.....
lb13
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
FannytheBull wrote:You betcha! The bench ended up going on something like a 15-0 run and ROOKIE!! had so many steals he might be cited for a Class 2 Felony....littlebeast13 wrote:FannytheBull wrote:
I was having shit fits because they refused to go the IMPORTANT game of the night and instead made us suffer through several minutes (in basketball time, half an hour in real time) of the refs making the nuttiest calls they could think of in order to try and get The Vaunted Heat Threshing Machine the win. Despite their best efforts, Celtics win!
I came in after the game for a victory scream, but all you candy asses had already packed up and gone home.
Also, Christie must keep her Nene avatar up as long as the NUGGETS!!!!11 keep winning.....
Wow, they pulled that out???
I turned it on at halftime when everyone bailed, and made it as far as the middle of the 3rd before I gave in and went to bed. I hadn't had my nap, and knew without stimulating conversation, I would be a goner before it was over.....
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FannytheBull wrote:Almost forgot. Crawlspace Fanny finally has competition for the top slot on the countdown this year. I've always had reservations about the freakishly large paws on MBRS......
I hope Angel doesn't get wind of this, or she'll really steer clear of MBRS.....
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
jaybee wrote:You'd think that if he was rolling up his pant leg while 'doing his business' that his aim would suffer a bit. Could be that you were luckier than you think.
...and no lucky stars were counted for the pants being pulled up instead of down for the unveiling?
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
Being the elitist snob that I am, I don't talk to
Spoiler
peons.
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Re: A strange and disturbing conversation
You know what that means, as ES just learned in the latest avatar.FannytheBull wrote:I've always had reservations about the freakishly large paws on MBRS......