Attn: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

[Queen Fantine VIII]

Dearest Gunny,

I couldn't help but notice your encyclopaedic knowledge of Blinded by the Light. Could you please explain to me and the rest of the motley shitbags that make up your sorry troop just what the french "cut loose like a deuce" means?

Love and kisses,

Your Private Fanny

PS I think that I might know someone who trained under you in the past. Are you familiar with Mike Hunt?

[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]

Dearest Gunny,

I couldn't help but notice your encyclopaedic knowledge of Blinded by the Light. Could you please explain to me and the rest of the motley shitbags that make up your sorry troop just what the french "cut loose like a deuce" means?

Love and kisses,

Your Private Fanny

PS I think that I might know someone who trained under you in the past. Are you familiar with Mike Hunt?

Now listen, here, Private Fanny, you unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit. When addressing your gunnery sergeant, the first and last words out of your filthy sewer had better be "Sir." What's that? You'd like a do over? Why the fuck not, Private Fanny. I have nothing better to do than listen to your sorry ass, mamby pamby questions.

Since you seem incapable of following basic fucking Marine Corps instructions, I will re-post your request in a more favorable manner. To wit:

Sir, Private Fanny would like to the sergeant to explain to her and her fellow asshat recruits the meaning of the lyrics "cut loose like a deuce" from the song Blinded By The Light, sir.

Sir, please know that Private Fanny has the brain capacity of a Tampax box full of camel shit and is incapable of thinking for herself, sir.

Sir, Private Fanny is most grateful, sir.


Well, now that's better, Private Fanny. I even have an answer for you using small words so your camel shit-addled brain can comprehend it.

Spoiler

Are you fucking kidding me, Private Fanny? It's basic human biology. The term "number one" refers to taking a piss. Number two, or "deuce" means taking a shit. Or is that expression new to you, Private Fanny? So "cut loose like a deuce" means crapping your own pants. Why would someone do that, you ask? Because you're blinded by the fucking light, that's why. Basic human response. That candy-ass Jersey boy Springsteen was probably finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties when the police flashlight blinded him. Not being a Marine, he was ill-prepared for the conflict and he soiled his tighty whiteys.

Are we clear, Private Fanny?

As you were.

[Thousandaire]

Didn't you see An Officer and a Gentleman, Hartman? Marine Sergeants are not addressed as "Sir," unless Fanny is a new recruit, which she isn't, because then you would call her "Recruit."

Ya big phony.

[littlebeast13]

Dearest Gunny,

I couldn't help but notice your encyclopaedic knowledge of Blinded by the Light. Could you please explain to me and the rest of the motley shitbags that make up your sorry troop just what the french "cut loose like a deuce" means?

Love and kisses,

Your Private Fanny

PS I think that I might know someone who trained under you in the past. Are you familiar with Mike Hunt?

Now listen, here, Private Fanny, you unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit. When addressing your gunnery sergeant, the first and last words out of your filthy sewer had better be "Sir." What's that? You'd like a do over? Why the fuck not, Private Fanny. I have nothing better to do than listen to your sorry ass, mamby pamby questions.

Since you seem incapable of following basic fucking Marine Corps instructions, I will re-post your request in a more favorable manner. To wit:

Sir, Private Fanny would like to the sergeant to explain to her and her fellow asshat recruits the meaning of the lyrics "cut loose like a deuce" from the song Blinded By The Light, sir.

Sir, please know that Private Fanny has the brain capacity of a Tampax box full of camel shit and is incapable of thinking for herself, sir.

Sir, Private Fanny is most grateful, sir.


Well, now that's better, Private Fanny. I even have an answer for you using small words so your camel shit-addled brain can comprehend it.

Spoiler

Are you fucking kidding me, Private Fanny? It's basic human biology. The term "number one" refers to taking a piss. Number two, or "deuce" means taking a shit. Or is that expression new to you, Private Fanny? So "cut loose like a deuce" means crapping your own pants. Why would someone do that, you ask? Because you're blinded by the fucking light, that's why. Basic human response. That candy-ass Jersey boy Springsteen was probably finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties when the police flashlight blinded him. Not being a Marine, he was ill-prepared for the conflict and he soiled his tighty whiteys.

Are we clear, Private Fanny?

As you were.

If this were in an actual LS game, we could end the Shithouse Rats Award competition right here....

lb13

[Beebs52]

This all cleaned my sinuses quite well this morning.

[Jeemie]

That candy-ass Jersey boy Springsteen...

Springsteen was in Manfred Mann?

Sir?

[Private Fanny]

Dearest Gunny,

I couldn't help but notice your encyclopaedic knowledge of Blinded by the Light. Could you please explain to me and the rest of the motley shitbags that make up your sorry troop just what the french "cut loose like a deuce" means?

Love and kisses,

Your Private Fanny

PS I think that I might know someone who trained under you in the past. Are you familiar with Mike Hunt?

Now listen, here, Private Fanny, you unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit. When addressing your gunnery sergeant, the first and last words out of your filthy sewer had better be "Sir." What's that? You'd like a do over? Why the fuck not, Private Fanny. I have nothing better to do than listen to your sorry ass, mamby pamby questions.

Since you seem incapable of following basic fucking Marine Corps instructions, I will re-post your request in a more favorable manner. To wit:

Sir, Private Fanny would like to the sergeant to explain to her and her fellow asshat recruits the meaning of the lyrics "cut loose like a deuce" from the song Blinded By The Light, sir.

Sir, please know that Private Fanny has the brain capacity of a Tampax box full of camel shit and is incapable of thinking for herself, sir.

Sir, Private Fanny is most grateful, sir.


Well, now that's better, Private Fanny. I even have an answer for you using small words so your camel shit-addled brain can comprehend it.

Spoiler

Are you fucking kidding me, Private Fanny? It's basic human biology. The term "number one" refers to taking a piss. Number two, or "deuce" means taking a shit. Or is that expression new to you, Private Fanny? So "cut loose like a deuce" means crapping your own pants. Why would someone do that, you ask? Because you're blinded by the fucking light, that's why. Basic human response. That candy-ass Jersey boy Springsteen was probably finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties when the police flashlight blinded him. Not being a Marine, he was ill-prepared for the conflict and he soiled his tighty whiteys.

Are we clear, Private Fanny?

As you were.

Dear Sergeant Cutie Pie Sir,

Sir, so is that a yes or a no on Mike Hunt? Sir.

xoxo,

Private Fanny

PS Sir, thank you for the explanation. My momma always used to call that 'makin' a mess', so you can understand my confusion. When I write home and tell her to sell the toilet seat because my ass belongs to the Corps, I'll let her know the correct term. Sir.

[Private Fanny]

That candy-ass Jersey boy Springsteen...

Springsteen was in Manfred Mann?

Sir?

No. But Manfred Mann didn't sing cut loose like a deuce, either.

You're in for it when Gunny gets back from his therapy session, maggot.....

[littlebeast13]

That candy-ass Jersey boy Springsteen...

Springsteen was in Manfred Mann?

Sir?

He wrote the song, sir.......

lb13

[Jeemie]

That candy-ass Jersey boy Springsteen...

Springsteen was in Manfred Mann?

Sir?

He wrote the song, sir.......

lb13

This is why I don't play LS...

[Jeemie]

No. But Manfred Mann didn't sing cut loose like a deuce, either.

Well...that I DID know.