Transcript 02/06/12 Doug Mulderink

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Doug Mulderink
Chicago, IL
Home builder

Topic Tree:

10 Adult Subjects
9 Popularity Contest
8 Somber Swimmer
7 Face Art
6 Hot Neighbors
5 Peaceful Peoples
4 Musical Inspirations
3 On the Prowl
2 Bad Feelings
1 Canine Idioms

Topic Tree: (randomized)

6 Hot Neighbors
10 Adult Subjects
2 Bad Feelings
8 Somber Swimmer
1 Canine Idioms
3 On the Prowl
7 Face Art
5 Peaceful Peoples
9 Popularity Contest
4 Musical Inspirations

Question 1 – 4 Musical Inspirations
Bruce Springsteen’s chance encounter with Joe DePugh, a former Little League teammate, was the inspiration for what song?
A. Human Touch
B. Glory Days
C. Born in the U.S.A.
D. My Hometown

ATA

ATA results

2% A. Human Touch
59% B. Glory Days
11% C. Born in the U.S.A.
28% D. My Hometown

Spoiler

B. Glory Days
$100
Bank - $100

Question 2 – 9 Popularity Contest
What is the maximum number of friends you are allowed to have on Facebook?
A. 1,000
B. 2,000
C. 5,000
D. 10,000

JTQ 1

Spoiler

C. 5,000
$15K
Bank - $100

Question 3 – 5 Peaceful Peoples
Though its volcanic terrain is violent, what country was ranked the most peaceful nation on Earth in 2011?
A. Iceland
B. Indonesia
C. Colombia
D. Italy

Spoiler

A. Iceland
$10K
Bank - $10,100

commercial break

Question 4 – 7 Face Art
René Magritte’s iconic painting, “The False Mirror,” is an extreme close-up of what facial feature?
A. Chin
B. Mouth
C. Nose
D. Eye

Spoiler

D. Eye
$5K
Bank - $15,100

Question 5 – 3 On the Prowl
Though it sounds like a dating website for women, which of these could you actually buy at Home Depot?
A. Dude Rake
B. Man Hoe
C. Stud Finder
D. Bachelor Ladder

Spoiler

C. Stud Finder
$2K
Bank - $17,100

Question 6 – 1 Canine Idioms
If a person’s “bark” is said to be “worse than his bite,” what is he known for doing?
A. Telling tall tales
B. Overstaying his welcome
C. Name-dropping
D. Making empty threats

Spoiler

D. Making empty threats
$500
Bank - $17,600

Question 7 – 8 Somber Swimmer
With its frowny face, what aptly-named sea creature is sometimes referred to as the world’s most miserable-looking fish?
A. Blobfish
B. Hagfish
C. Butterfish
D. Sawfish

Spoiler

Doug makes hagfish his final answer.

Spoiler

A. Blobfish
Doug leaves with $1K.

Edited: Happy now, plasticene?

[MarleysGh0st]

Question 7 – 8 Somber Swimmer
With its frowny face, what aptly-named sea creature is sometimes referred to as the worl’s mos miserable-looking fish?
A. Blobfish
B. Hagfish
C. Butterfish
D. Sawfish

Spoiler

Doug makes hagfish his final answer.

Spoiler

A. Blobfish
Doug leaves with $1K.

Okay, time for a poll. How many of you had heard of a blobfish before today? Not me.

According to Wikipedia:

The blobfish (Psychrolutes marcidus) is a deep sea fish of the family Psychrolutidae. Inhabiting the deep waters off the coasts of mainland Australia and Tasmania,[1] it is rarely seen by humans.

[Snaxx]

Okay, time for a poll. How many of you had heard of a blobfish before today? Not me.

Not me either. Mere emphasized "aptly named" and the contestant took a logical guess. I'd have been tempted the same way.

Facebook question. WWOQ? Is that common knowledge in Facebook? I know Twitter can have millions of followers. If forced to guess I would have gone against B v C protocol and wagged 10K.

[themanwho]

Okay, time for a poll. How many of you had heard of a blobfish before today? Not me.

Not me either. Mere emphasized "aptly named" and the contestant took a logical guess. I'd have been tempted the same way.

Facebook question. WWOQ? Is that common knowledge in Facebook? I know Twitter can have millions of followers. If forced to guess I would have gone against B v C protocol and wagged 10K.

I've friended some really popular "internet celebrities," and they got frozen out at 5000 friends. They had to wait for people to drop them, so they could add new friends. One guy would occasionally post the most offensive stuff he could think of, in order to get people to unfriend him, so he could add new blood. Funny guy, he was.

[SportsFan68]

Question 2 – 9 Popularity Contest
What is the maximum number of friends you are allowed to have on Facebook?
A. 1,000
B. 2,000
C. 5,000
D. 10,000

JTQ 1

Spoiler

C. 5,000
$15K
Bank - $100

Ack! Who would know this?

JTQ.

Question 5 – 3 On the Prowl
Though it sounds like a dating website for women, which of these could you actually buy at Home Depot?
A. Dude Rake
B. Man Hoe
C. Stud Finder
D. Bachelor Ladder

Spoiler

C. Stud Finder
$2K
Bank - $17,100

We use this all the time in our remodeling efforts.

Question 7 – 8 Somber Swimmer
With its frowny face, what aptly-named sea creature is sometimes referred to as the worl’s mos miserable-looking fish?
A. Blobfish
B. Hagfish
C. Butterfish
D. Sawfish

Spoiler

Doug makes hagfish his final answer.

Spoiler

A. Blobfish
Doug leaves with $1K.

JTQ again.

[TheConfessor]

Facebook question. WWOQ? Is that common knowledge in Facebook? I know Twitter can have millions of followers. If forced to guess I would have gone against B v C protocol and wagged 10K.

Like any question, it's easy if you know it. I have a friend named Bri Bagwell who has been working hard at becoming a successful country music star for the last few years. She added fans one by one until she reached her 5,000 friend limit.
http://www.facebook.com/bribagwell
So she started using a musician/band page, which does not limit the number of fans. She now has over 6,000 "fans" on that page (not "friends"), in addition to her previous personal page.
http://www.facebook.com/BriBagwellMusic

But 6,000 fans is just a drop in the bucket compared to major celebrities. The current leader is Eminem, with over 52 million Facebook fans.
http://www.facebook.com/eminem
That's about five times as many as Mark Zuckerberg.
http://www.facebook.com/zuck

[earendel]

Doug Mulderink
Chicago, IL
Home builder

Apparently Doug didn't tell his children he was going to be on the show - he and Meredith discussed this at the beginning of the segment.

Question 2 – 9 Popularity Contest
What is the maximum number of friends you are allowed to have on Facebook?
A. 1,000
B. 2,000
C. 5,000
D. 10,000

JTQ 1

Spoiler

C. 5,000
$15K
Bank - $100

I'd JTQ also. Not being a big Facebook user I didn't know that there was a limit, much less how large.

Question 7 – 8 Somber Swimmer
With its frowny face, what aptly-named sea creature is sometimes referred to as the worl’s mos miserable-looking fish?
A. Blobfish
B. Hagfish
C. Butterfish
D. Sawfish

Spoiler

Doug makes hagfish his final answer.

Spoiler

A. Blobfish
Doug leaves with $1K.

I don't see what about "blobfish" has anything to do with miserable-looking. "Aptly-named" hardly seems accurate.

[MarleysGh0st]

Question 7 – 8 Somber Swimmer
With its frowny face, what aptly-named sea creature is sometimes referred to as the world’s most miserable-looking fish?
A. Blobfish
B. Hagfish
C. Butterfish
D. Sawfish

Spoiler

Doug makes hagfish his final answer.

Spoiler

A. Blobfish
Doug leaves with $1K.

I don't see what about "blobfish" has anything to do with miserable-looking. "Aptly-named" hardly seems accurate.

It's only aptly-named if you're familiar with a particular photo of one, which has apparently been copied a lot.

Spoiler

If you haven't seen the photo, the name doesn't suggest "miserable-looking" by itself. (And that photo is of a dead blobfish, out of its natural element. In the deep, its face may not be so frowny, after all!)

Hagfish was a distractor for me. It's also known as a slime eel and it might qualify as the most disgusting fish.

[wintergreen48]

Question 7 – 8 Somber Swimmer
With its frowny face, what aptly-named sea creature is sometimes referred to as the worl’s mos miserable-looking fish?
A. Blobfish
B. Hagfish
C. Butterfish
D. Sawfish

Spoiler

Doug makes hagfish his final answer.

Spoiler

A. Blobfish
Doug leaves with $1K.

I don't see what about "blobfish" has anything to do with miserable-looking. "Aptly-named" hardly seems accurate.

I think it is a misleading question because the "aptly-named" reference is entirely independent of of the "worl's mos miserable-looking fish" reference. If the darn thing does indeed look like the pictures of it, it is certainly "aptly-named,"because "blob" is the most obvious thing about it. And it certainly does look miserable. But I think most people reading this question (including Doug, including me) would assume that the "apt" name related to being "miserable-looking," and neither "blob" nor "butter" nor "saw" seems particularly "miserable-looking," but I think a "hag" would probably be pretty miserable-looking, and I would have gone with that.

Besides, it's not the blobbishness that makes the fish in the picture look miserable, I think it is the dead-fishishness that did it...

[Vampire Squid From Hell]

Question 7 – 8 Somber Swimmer
With its frowny face, what aptly-named sea creature is sometimes referred to as the worl’s mos miserable-looking fish?
A. Blobfish
B. Hagfish
C. Butterfish
D. Sawfish

Spoiler

Doug makes hagfish his final answer.

Spoiler

A. Blobfish
Doug leaves with $1K.

Okay, time for a poll. How many of you had heard of a blobfish before today? Not me.

According to Wikipedia:

The blobfish (Psychrolutes marcidus) is a deep sea fish of the family Psychrolutidae. Inhabiting the deep waters off the coasts of mainland Australia and Tasmania,[1] it is rarely seen by humans.

WTH, even I had not heard of blobfish

[Rosey Lipstick]

Question 7 – 8 Somber Swimmer
With its frowny face, what aptly-named sea creature is sometimes referred to as the world’s most miserable-looking fish?
A. Blobfish
B. Hagfish
C. Butterfish
D. Sawfish

Spoiler

Doug makes hagfish his final answer.

Spoiler

A. Blobfish
Doug leaves with $1K.

I don't see what about "blobfish" has anything to do with miserable-looking. "Aptly-named" hardly seems accurate.

It's only aptly-named if you're familiar with a particular photo of one, which has apparently been copied a lot.

Spoiler

If you haven't seen the photo, the name doesn't suggest "miserable-looking" by itself. (And that photo is of a dead blobfish, out of its natural element. In the deep, its face may not be so frowny, after all!)

Hagfish was a distractor for me. It's also known as a slime eel and it might qualify as the most disgusting fish.

Even I wouldn't kiss that!

[ulysses5019]

Question 7 – 8 Somber Swimmer
With its frowny face, what aptly-named sea creature is sometimes referred to as the worl’s mos miserable-looking fish?
A. Blobfish
B. Hagfish
C. Butterfish
D. Sawfish

Spoiler

Doug makes hagfish his final answer.

Spoiler

A. Blobfish
Doug leaves with $1K.

Okay, time for a poll. How many of you had heard of a blobfish before today? Not me.

According to Wikipedia:

The blobfish (Psychrolutes marcidus) is a deep sea fish of the family Psychrolutidae. Inhabiting the deep waters off the coasts of mainland Australia and Tasmania,[1] it is rarely seen by humans.

WTH, even I had not heard of blobfish

You must swim in different circles. Or you went to a different school.

[MarleysGh0st]

Besides, it's not the blobbishness that makes the fish in the picture look miserable, I think it is the dead-fishishness that did it...

That's what I was trying to say, but you phrased it better!

[plasticene]

With its frowny face, what aptly-named sea creature is sometimes referred to as the worl’s mos miserable-looking fish?

How many times does this have to be quoted before someone on the BB Transcript Team fixes the two typos?

[frogman042]

With its frowny face, what aptly-named sea creature is sometimes referred to as the worl’s mos miserable-looking fish?

How many times does this have to be quoted before someone on the BB Transcript Team fixes the two typos?

I guess that 'mos' fell on 'def' ears.

[wintergreen48]

Oh, looky here, there was a story on the blobfish two years ago with an interesting headline:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picture ... ction.html

Blobfish: world's most 'miserable looking' marine animal facing exinction
The world's most miserable-looking fish is in danger of becoming extinct, according to scientists.

By Andrew Hough
7:30AM GMT 26 Jan 2010

Scientists fear the blobfish, which can grow up to 12 inches, is in danger of being wiped out by over-fishing in its south eastern Australian habitat.

The fish, which lives at depths of up to 800m, is rarely seen by humans but it lives at the same depths as other ocean organisms, such as crabs and lobsters and other edible sea creatures.

As a result the fish, which is inedible, is being dragged up with other catches by trawler fishermen.

Marine expert Professor Callum Roberts, from University of York, said the blobfish had plenty to be miserable about.

Prof Roberts, who wrote the book "The Unnatural History of the Sea", said: "Blobfish are very vulnerable to being dragged up in these nets and from what we know this fish is only restricted to these waters.

"The Australian and New Zealand deep trawling fishing fleets are some of the most active in the world so if you are a blobfish then it is not a good place to be.

"A very large amount of the deep sea is under threat from bottom trawling which is one of the most destructive forms of fishing."

He added: "There are some deep water protected areas around sea mounts in the Southern Ocean but that is only really to protect coral and not the blobfish.

"We've been overfishing areas up to about 200m deep and now we have moved off those continental shelves and into the deep sea in areas a couple of thousand metres deep.

"In 2006 conservationists came very close to achieving a global moratorium on restricting bottom trawling on the high seas."

He continued: "They came within a whisker of that but Iceland rejected it so the United Nations was charged with protecting the deep sea species."

"If you add together all the area of the deep sea that has actually been looked at, then it is an area about the size of Paris, it's a really unexplored area, but we could be destroying it."

[MarleysGh0st]

Oh, looky here, there was a story on the blobfish two years ago with an interesting headline:

Dang! Why wasn't I memorizing the Telegraph, two years ago?

[ulysses5019]

With its frowny face, what aptly-named sea creature is sometimes referred to as the worl’s mos miserable-looking fish?

How many times does this have to be quoted before someone on the BB Transcript Team fixes the two typos?

I guess that 'mos' fell on 'def' ears.

LOL.