Happy Birthday, Mr. Evil Squirrel!

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Happy Birthday, Mr. Evil Squirrel!

#1 Post by Shadow » Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:12 am

If you were on my deck, I would still want to eat you, even if you'd draw me pictures.

It's my nature...
Secretly, I'm really royalty.

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#2 Post by christie1111 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:50 am

Happy Birthday ES!

Thanks for all the great art!
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#3 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:52 am

Shadow wrote:If you were on my deck, I would still want to eat you, even if you'd draw me pictures.

It's my nature...
As long as it's nothing personal...



Happy birthday, ES!

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#4 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:08 am

Shadow wrote:If you were on my deck, I would still want to eat you, even if you'd draw me pictures.

It's my nature...

Nature's a bitch. I'll relay the message to ES....

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#5 Post by christie1111 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:16 am

Found it and I hope he is typing to update his blog for the day.
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#6 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:25 am

All the most happiest wishes to my favourite Rodent.!!!
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#7 Post by Dumbellina » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:33 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Shadow wrote:If you were on my deck, I would still want to eat you, even if you'd draw me pictures.

It's my nature...

Nature's a bitch. I'll relay the message to ES....

lb13

Oh, puh-leeze! You made her look much more ferocious than she is! Besides, she's never actually been outside since she got here--she just runs to all the doors and windows and chases the squirrels from safely behind glass! She's such a poser... :roll: :roll:

Happy Birthday, I suppose. I can't be bothered with small fry like squirrels. I'm here to chase away the raccoons!


(From safely behind glass, of course. I'm declawed and allergic to fleas...)
One day, I'll get even with them all...

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#8 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:36 am

christie1111 wrote:Found it and I hope he is typing to update his blog for the day.

I have indeed! I needed something to do while I waited for Sprots' birthday scritches!

How lucky am I, I didn't even need to change my avatar for today!
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#9 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:53 am

Dumbellina wrote: I'm here to chase away the raccoons!


(From safely behind glass, of course. I'm declawed and allergic to fleas...)
Declawed and forced to wear ridiculous hats. Is there no end to their shameful abuse?

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#10 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:56 am

Belated Happy B-day ES-sorry I'm behind the times here.
Well, then

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#11 Post by Sistine Fanny » Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:47 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
christie1111 wrote:Found it and I hope he is typing to update his blog for the day.

I have indeed! I needed something to do while I waited for Sprots' birthday scritches!

How lucky am I, I didn't even need to change my avatar for today!
Have some patience, dude. She probably had to go down to the package store, since it looks like you forgot the rum and your hands are full already....

We gonna party like it's your birthday
We gonna drink Bacardi like it's your birthday
And we don't give a fuck cause it's your birthday!!!1

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#12 Post by christie1111 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:22 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
christie1111 wrote:Found it and I hope he is typing to update his blog for the day.

I have indeed! I needed something to do while I waited for Sprots' birthday scritches!

How lucky am I, I didn't even need to change my avatar for today!

Great blog post!
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#13 Post by geoffil » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:36 am

Happy Birthday! How old are you today and what are you planning to do to celebrate?

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#14 Post by Vandal » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:05 pm

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#15 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:15 pm

And one day LB will figure out how to draw seersucker
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#16 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:12 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
Shadow wrote:If you were on my deck, I would still want to eat you, even if you'd draw me pictures.

It's my nature...

Nature's a bitch. I'll relay the message to ES....

lb13
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#17 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:17 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Shadow wrote:If you were on my deck, I would still want to eat you, even if you'd draw me pictures.

It's my nature...

Nature's a bitch. I'll relay the message to ES....

lb13
This is a FABU avatar! It will win!
You forgot to wish ES a happy birthday....

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#18 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:57 pm

geoffil wrote:Happy Birthday! How old are you today and what are you planning to do to celebrate?

Yeah, how old is ES in dog years?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#19 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:27 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

Nature's a bitch. I'll relay the message to ES....

lb13
This is a FABU avatar! It will win!
You forgot to wish ES a happy birthday....

lb13
I did not forget.
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#20 Post by Sistine Fanny » Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:40 pm

geoffil wrote:Happy Birthday! How old are you today and what are you planning to do to celebrate?
I think the answer to your second question can be found by checking out his avatar....
It's the Final Countdown.....

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#21 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:45 am

Sistine Fanny wrote:
geoffil wrote:Happy Birthday! How old are you today and what are you planning to do to celebrate?
I think the answer to your second question can be found by checking out his avatar....
No, that's how Shadow was going to celebrate! :twisted:

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#22 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:11 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Sistine Fanny wrote:
geoffil wrote:Happy Birthday! How old are you today and what are you planning to do to celebrate?
I think the answer to your second question can be found by checking out his avatar....
No, that's how Shadow was going to celebrate! :twisted:

I think Shadow may be a bit young for rubbers and lube....

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#23 Post by Sistine Fanny » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:02 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Sistine Fanny wrote:
geoffil wrote:Happy Birthday! How old are you today and what are you planning to do to celebrate?
I think the answer to your second question can be found by checking out his avatar....
No, that's how Shadow was going to celebrate! :twisted:
No, her question was directed towards ES, not lb.......

Keep up, dude!
It's the Final Countdown.....

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