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Which Olympic athlete are you?

#1 Post by etaoin22 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:03 pm

or, more accurately, to whose height and weight among the 2012ers does your height and weight most closely correspond? For me it was Tomohiko Hoshina of Phillipines, a heavy judoka I wouldn't want to come particularly close to either on a dark night or a white mat.

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#2 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:46 am

That's me too even though I've lost 35 pounds recently.
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#3 Post by SpacemanSpiff » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:54 am

Unfortunately, sumo wrestling isn't an Olympic event. That's be my height/build for an Olympian.
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#4 Post by BackInTex » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:20 am

I'm a freestyle wrestler.
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#5 Post by christie1111 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:33 am

I am not going to do that.

Nope.

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#6 Post by silverscreenselect » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:00 am

I'm most like an Iranian weightlifter. I shaved off a few pounds based on the direction my current diet is going in and I became a female Russian shotputter.

Maybe I can join the Iron Sheik on the pro wrestling circuit.
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#7 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:16 am

Japanese male equestrian. Yessir, that explains those weird dreams I've been having lately that involve Chick-fil-A.
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#8 Post by Catfish » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:43 am

Male judo-ist from Myanmar
Male Venezuelan boxer

I bet the three of us could have a lovely time together.
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#9 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:52 am

East German gymnast.....

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#10 Post by SportsFan68 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:54 am

littlebeast13 wrote:East German gymnast.....

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#11 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:57 am

SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:East German gymnast.....

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That avatar is adorable! It will win!

It was probably more adorable before the gender enhancement....

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#12 Post by SportsFan68 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:58 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:East German gymnast.....

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That avatar is adorable! It will win!

It was probably more adorable before the gender enhancement....

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That is the sort of detail which Fanny so prizes and which makes it a winner.
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#13 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:02 am

SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
That avatar is adorable! It will win!

It was probably more adorable before the gender enhancement....

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That is the sort of detail which Fanny so prizes and which makes it a winner.

And I always listen to Fanny........ :roll:

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#14 Post by SportsFan68 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:07 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

It was probably more adorable before the gender enhancement....

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That is the sort of detail which Fanny so prizes and which makes it a winner.

And I always listen to Fanny........ :roll:

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Yep. :D
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#15 Post by tanstaafl2 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:46 am

A track athlete from Trinidad and Tobago. Which is interesting since I don't run unless somebody is chasing me. Then again he is part of the 4 x 100 relay. That is kind of like being chased!

Pretty close to an Australian water polo player. On the women's team...
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#16 Post by Sistine Fanny » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:22 am

littlebeast13 wrote:East German gymnast.....

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Gymnast, your bahonka! I know Kornelia Ender when I see her.

Damn, those East Germans are sneaky....
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#17 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:27 am

Sistine Fanny wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:East German gymnast.....

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Gymnast, your bahonka! I know Kornelia Ender when I see her.

Damn, those East Germans are sneaky....

Who knows what lurks behind the Iron Curtain....

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#18 Post by Sistine Fanny » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:28 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

It was probably more adorable before the gender enhancement....

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That is the sort of detail which Fanny so prizes and which makes it a winner.

And I always listen to Fanny........ :roll:

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Bitch, please. This is full of winning details, including but not limited to:

Inability to bend arms, ab definition and the mouth set in a line of grim Iron Curtain determination.

Which are all secondary (or thirdary) to the lack of a neck and the junk lines.....

I'm also calling mox nix on the lack of rosin and wrist grips.
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#19 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:32 am

You just made me look up mox nix. I wasn't expecting to learn anything today.....

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#20 Post by Sistine Fanny » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:36 am

littlebeast13 wrote:You just made me look up mox nix. I wasn't expecting to learn anything today.....

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Wow, you were on that with the alacrity of Kiki! You could have just slacked off and waited for Sprots to tell you and win valuable points in the Fanny Reference Game......
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#21 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:38 am

Sistine Fanny wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:You just made me look up mox nix. I wasn't expecting to learn anything today.....

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Wow, you were on that with the alacrity of Kiki! You could have just slacked off and waited for Sprots to tell you and win valuable points in the Fanny Reference Game......

Well, Sprots could have used it in a sentence, but it would have made no difference.....

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#22 Post by Sistine Fanny » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:38 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Sistine Fanny wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:East German gymnast.....

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Gymnast, your bahonka! I know Kornelia Ender when I see her.

Damn, those East Germans are sneaky....

Who knows what lurks behind the Iron Curtain....

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Did you look up Kornelia Ender while you were at it?
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#23 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:39 am

Sistine Fanny wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Sistine Fanny wrote:
Gymnast, your bahonka! I know Kornelia Ender when I see her.

Damn, those East Germans are sneaky....

Who knows what lurks behind the Iron Curtain....

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Did you look up Kornelia Ender while you were at it?

Yes I did. That's why I already had the Google window open for mox nix....

I think you do this to me on purpose....

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#24 Post by Sistine Fanny » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:40 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Sistine Fanny wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:You just made me look up mox nix. I wasn't expecting to learn anything today.....

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Wow, you were on that with the alacrity of Kiki! You could have just slacked off and waited for Sprots to tell you and win valuable points in the Fanny Reference Game......

Well, Sprots could have used it in a sentence, but it would have made no difference.....

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Only if you wouldn't be a jealous gut when Sprots scooped up the Valuable Fanny Reference Points.....

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#25 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:45 am

Sistine Fanny wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Sistine Fanny wrote:
Wow, you were on that with the alacrity of Kiki! You could have just slacked off and waited for Sprots to tell you and win valuable points in the Fanny Reference Game......

Well, Sprots could have used it in a sentence, but it would have made no difference.....

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Only if you wouldn't be a jealous gut when Sprots scooped up the Valuable Fanny Reference Points.....

Achtung, Baby!

I already have several thousand VFRP's lying around, and as far as I know, they're not even redeemable....

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