You know you're from California.....

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ulysses5019 · #1 Post by **ulysses5019** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:00 pm

IF:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . Is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . . Is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy sitting in Starbucks at 8:30 a.m. Wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . .. Is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or Ipods.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

tlynn78 · #2 Post by **tlynn78** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:12 pm

I like the post, I LOVE the pic!

t.

silvercamaro · #3 Post by **silvercamaro** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:13 pm

tlynn78 wrote:I like the post, I LOVE the pic!

t.

Who is that guy? Don't we have any standards around here?

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #4 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:14 pm

Wait a second, I must not live in California.

Is pot illegal?

ulysses5019 · #5 Post by **ulysses5019** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:19 pm

Wait a second, I must not live in California.

Is pot illegal?

Potbellies are illegal......potbelly pigs owned by George Clooney are ok.

tlynn78 · #6 Post by **tlynn78** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:22 pm

potbelly pigs owned by George Clooney are ok.

Only okay? You look to be enjoying your sample!

t.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #7 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:27 pm

What are you sticking in your mouth?

ulysses5019 · #8 Post by **ulysses5019** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:29 pm

That's a Madagascar hissing cockroach. I'm waiting for more photos.....

kayrharris · #9 Post by **kayrharris** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:34 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom

What are you sticking in your mouth?

I'm not so sure we want to know the answer to your question. Looks pretty gross.

silvercamaro · #10 Post by **silvercamaro** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:36 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:That's a Madagascar hissing cockroach. I'm waiting for more photos.....

Was this an Explorer's Club event?

tlynn78 · #11 Post by **tlynn78** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:39 pm

Shiny - i love your avatar.

t.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #12 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:40 pm

silvercamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:That's a Madagascar hissing cockroach. I'm waiting for more photos.....
Was this an Explorer's Club event?

I'm sure that it was standard fare from the USC Food Court.

ulysses5019 · #13 Post by **ulysses5019** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:50 pm

I'm sure that it was standard fare from the USC Food Court

You gotta pay extra for those cockroaches......

.....and yes, this was the Explorers Club Annual Dinner....

AnnieCamaro · #14 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:15 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
You gotta pay extra for those cockroaches......

.....and yes, this was the Explorers Club Annual Dinner....

I love parties with tasty things to eat!

Ritterskoop · #15 Post by **Ritterskoop** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:28 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Wait a second, I must not live in California.

Is pot illegal?
Potbellies are illegal......potbelly pigs owned by George Clooney are ok.

Max died at age 19, and was not replaced.

lilclyde54 · #16 Post by **lilclyde54** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:31 pm

Too funny.

I'll have to print it out and save it for The Baboo's sister who lives in California.

ShitSandwich · #17 Post by **ShitSandwich** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:35 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:That's a Madagascar hissing cockroach. I'm waiting for more photos.....

I guess there are worse things to eat.....

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #18 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:49 pm

Thanks for that.