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Beebs52 · #1 Post by **Beebs52** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:01 pm

Please don't let anyone in the B4 List see this post. For lunch I'm eating a parfait cup of tres leches cake. Only that, mind you. But, still.

See, it's frozen so I have to work at it, so I'll burn at least 50 calories getting it down. Right? RIGHT?

MarleysGh0st · #2 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:05 pm

Uh oh.

You should have put a spoiler box around that if you didn't want us to see!

peacock2121 · #3 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:09 pm

If it were me and I liked that cake, I'd eat 2!

If you eat it standing up, it doesn't really count.

silvercamaro · #4 Post by **silvercamaro** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:11 pm

If it's frozen, it should count only as flavored ice. Everybody knows that ice has no calories.

peacock2121 · #5 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:13 pm

yeah - what Uday said.

Beebs52 · #6 Post by **Beebs52** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:23 pm

Great reinforcements guys. It was definitely frozen ice. Mostly. Except for that creamy bit midway through.

peacock2121 · #7 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:32 pm

Beebs52 wrote:Great reinforcements guys. It was definitely frozen ice. Mostly. Except for that creamy bit midway through.

We aim to please!

a1mamacat · #8 Post by **a1mamacat** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:44 pm

silvercamaro wrote:If it's frozen, it should count only as flavored ice. Everybody knows that ice has no calories.

Almost right

DIET RULES FOR CHEATERS
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• If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

• If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.

• When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.

• Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.

• If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

• Movie related foods (Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.

• Cookie pieces contain no fat — the process of breaking causes fat leakage.

• Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife while making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon while making a sundae.

• Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.
NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.

• Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and popsicles.

peacock2121 · #9 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:45 pm

I want to hang out in saucy's world.

Beebs52 · #10 Post by **Beebs52** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:23 pm

Now that frozen one makes complete sense. In fact, I'm going to recommend it to SOX404.

peacock2121 · #11 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:28 pm

Bless his heart