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My new book

#1 Post by silvercamaro » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:19 pm

This seems like the appropriate time to announce that I too am working on a book full of statistical data and inferences. Because I have genuine numbers to prove that the majority of prisoners in U.S. prisons are male, I clearly can state without equivocation that men are vile, venal, violent, greedy thugs. The name of my book is Men Are Nodamngood!

I'm counting on all of you for additional information. Ladies, I will appreciate your anecdotes and observations about how men are nodamngood. Please don't befuddle me with stories about men you know with good qualities. I'm sure they are genetic mutations in numbers too small to be statistically significant. Gents, I cannot wait for your own misguided observations and opinions, which I will twist around and quote partially as further proof that men are nodamngood.

We all know this is right, right? Now let's use our combined intellect to help me make a kazillion dollars and an appearance on Oprah. (I'm keeping my fingers crossed that Oprah will pick my book for the Oprah Book Club, which will make the kazillion dollars thing so much easier.)

Thanks in advance for your assistance.

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#2 Post by jayhawker536 » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:26 pm

I think one sentence will pretty much sum up why men are nodamngood - They think with the wrong head :lol:

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#3 Post by kayrharris » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:28 pm

Haven't you heard. Good men are female myths. I thought you already knew that. Sheesh! :roll:

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#4 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:43 pm

you forgot to say "do not distribute"
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#5 Post by silvercamaro » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:51 pm

a1mamacat wrote:you forgot to say "do not distribute"
Damn! I would have thought to say that if I were one of those big, smart, ambitious mens.

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Re: My new book

#6 Post by wintergreen48 » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:19 am

silvercamaro wrote:This seems like the appropriate time to announce that I too am working on a book full of statistical data and inferences. Because I have genuine numbers to prove that the majority of prisoners in U.S. prisons are male, I clearly can state without equivocation that men are vile, venal, violent, greedy thugs. The name of my book is Men Are Nodamngood!

I'm counting on all of you for additional information. Ladies, I will appreciate your anecdotes and observations about how men are nodamngood. Please don't befuddle me with stories about men you know with good qualities. I'm sure they are genetic mutations in numbers too small to be statistically significant. Gents, I cannot wait for your own misguided observations and opinions, which I will twist around and quote partially as further proof that men are nodamngood.

We all know this is right, right? Now let's use our combined intellect to help me make a kazillion dollars and an appearance on Oprah. (I'm keeping my fingers crossed that Oprah will pick my book for the Oprah Book Club, which will make the kazillion dollars thing so much easier.)

Thanks in advance for your assistance.

I would be the first to agree that men are pigs: God knows, I would never marry one.

But one problem you do have is that the same statistics that prove that men are pigs also prove that most men are smarter than most women. Consider: the average woman hooks up with one or more men in her life, while the average man hooks up with one or more women in his life-- which one is acting smarter? This also proves that lesbians are the smartest people of all, and gay men are the dumbest.

And obviously God is male. Consider childbirth: the man spends an hour or so doing his job and he's done, while the woman d-r-a-g-s her job out over the next nine months, and then spends hours and hours complaining about it as she tries to squirt the baby out, while the man just points and says, 'Yup, I did that!' And not only is his job done in just an hour or so, he has a lot more fun in that one hour than she has over the entire nine months that follows. And who is to blame for that? God, obviously. And you can bet your last dollar that if God were female, She would not have set things up that way, therefore, God is male.

Quod erat demonstrandum.

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Re: My new book

#7 Post by Rexer25 » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:22 am

wintergreen48 wrote:Consider childbirth: the man spends an hour or so doing his job and he's done,
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An hour? Methinks your watch is fast...

Or at least that's what I tell my wife.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.

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Re: My new book

#8 Post by Bixby17 » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:30 am

Rexer25 wrote:
wintergreen48 wrote:Consider childbirth: the man spends an hour or so doing his job and he's done,
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An hour? Methinks your watch is fast...

Or at least that's what I tell my wife.
LOL

Actually, I think SC's book has already been written. I think back in the day, there was a book with that sort of thesis advertised in the back of magazines. The thesis is that men are the root cause of war, and more men are jailed than females, that mens are the bad peoples or something like that.

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#9 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:40 am

There is some anecdotal evidence that some women are better at sarcasm than most men.
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#10 Post by Spokesman for MBFFB » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:06 am

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:There is some anecdotal evidence that some women are better at sarcasm than most men.
I think MBFFB® just crapped his pants....

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#11 Post by earendel » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:10 am

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:There is some anecdotal evidence that some women are better at sarcasm than most men.
I would certainly concur with that statement, based on first-hand experience.
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#12 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:16 am

I wanna know who gets an hour in exchange for the nine months?

Huh?

Maybe I'll do a poll.

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#13 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:35 am

Spokesman for MBFFB wrote:
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:There is some anecdotal evidence that some women are better at sarcasm than most men.
I think MBFFB® just crapped his pants....
It will just match the other stains.

I'm just sayin'.
Well, then

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Re: My new book

#14 Post by silvercamaro » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:43 am

wintergreen48 wrote:
silvercamaro wrote: Gents, I cannot wait for your own misguided observations and opinions, which I will twist around and quote partially as further proof that men are nodamngood.

I would be the first to agree that men are pigs: God knows, I would never marry one.

But one problem you do have is that the same statistics that prove that men are pigs also prove that most men are smarter than most women. Consider: the average woman hooks up with one or more men in her life, while the average man hooks up with one or more women in his life-- which one is acting smarter? This also proves that lesbians are the smartest people of all, and gay men are the dumbest.

And obviously God is male. Consider childbirth: the man spends an hour or so doing his job and he's done, while the woman d-r-a-g-s her job out over the next nine months, and then spends hours and hours complaining about it as she tries to squirt the baby out, while the man just points and says, 'Yup, I did that!' And not only is his job done in just an hour or so, he has a lot more fun in that one hour than she has over the entire nine months that follows. And who is to blame for that? God, obviously. And you can bet your last dollar that if God were female, She would not have set things up that way, therefore, God is male.

Quod erat demonstrandum.
Thank you so much, Wintergreen, for my very first back-cover book blurb:

I would be the first to agree that men are pigs: God knows, I would never marry one.... [S]tatistics . . . prove that men are pigs . . . obviously...." -- Wintergreen48, renowned former Pope.

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#15 Post by kayrharris » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:48 am

See, our first real topic to discuss in our new forum. It's been a while. I've enjoyed every second of it. :twisted:

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Re: My new book

#16 Post by silvercamaro » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:51 am

Bixby17 wrote:
Actually, I think SC's book has already been written.
Absolutely true, and it's been the basis for certain magazines and many articles in newspapers and academic journals. On the other hand, the thesis for SOX404's tome has been a recurring theme in most of the books written in the last 3,000 years or so.

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