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Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 9:16 pm
by themanintheseersuckersuit
That is all

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 12:40 am
by silvercamaro
I second that.

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 12:51 am
by TheConfessor
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:That is all
They are 8-16, in last place in the AL West.

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 6:19 am
by littlebeast13
TheConfessor wrote:
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:That is all
They are 8-16, in last place in the AL West.
But the Astros have the best record in the league. Maybe they should get the honor of using the state name...

lb13

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 7:59 am
by BackInTex
The Garland, TX Police - Traffic Division, now has more confirmed terrorist kills than the TSA.

Heard that on the radio this morning. Don't know if it is accurate or not, but humorous, to me anyway.

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 8:34 am
by jarnon
BackInTex wrote:The Garland, TX Police - Traffic Division, now has more confirmed terrorist kills than the TSA.

Heard that on the radio this morning. Don't know if it is accurate or not, but humorous, to me anyway.
Most TSA agents are unarmed, so they'd have to kill a terrorist with their bare hands.

Still, a cop with a handgun taking down two terrorists with assault rifles is mighty impressive.

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 11:00 am
by MuhammadSaidalSahhaf
#TerroristLivesMatter!

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:07 am
by Bob Juch

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:46 am
by themanintheseersuckersuit
Coyoteblog @Coyoteblog · 47m 47 minutes ago
Debunking Jade Helm Conspiracy Theories: Obama Wouldn't Use The Military to Subdue Texas. It Uses the EPA. @notjessewalker @instapundit

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:55 am
by Bob Juch
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Coyoteblog @Coyoteblog · 47m 47 minutes ago
Debunking Jade Helm Conspiracy Theories: Obama Wouldn't Use The Military to Subdue Texas. It Uses the EPA. @notjessewalker @instapundit
Oh hell no, it will use FEMA.

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:57 am
by jarnon
Another reminder not to mess with Texas.

Grandmother shoots and kills suspected robber near Katy

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:44 pm
by BackInTex
jarnon wrote:Another reminder not to mess with Texas.

Grandmother shoots and kills suspected robber near Katy
A mere 13.6 miles from my house. Thank you Granny.

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:02 pm
by silverscreenselect
That makes two recent deaths in Texas while shooting at snakes.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/texas/2 ... rities-say

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:38 pm
by BackInTex
silverscreenselect wrote:That makes two recent deaths in Texas while shooting at snakes.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/texas/2 ... rities-say
And then there is this one.

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:58 pm
by TheConfessor
jarnon wrote:Another reminder not to mess with Texas.

Grandmother shoots and kills suspected robber near Katy
I've never had to kill anyone. I just lock my doors, which has saved me a lot on ammo and legal expenses.

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:10 am
by Bob Juch
TheConfessor wrote:
jarnon wrote:Another reminder not to mess with Texas.

Grandmother shoots and kills suspected robber near Katy
I've never had to kill anyone. I just lock my doors, which has saved me a lot on ammo and legal expenses.
Yesterday a drugstore robber in Phoenix was shot and killed by a customer.

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:54 am
by Spock
A few years ago, I bought a "Don't Mess With Texas" bumper sticker. You don't see a lot of those in MN.

It was rather expensive, but the seller threw in an older F-150 pickup that was attached to the bumper sticker.

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 7:34 pm
by lilclyde54
I learned that bit of advice long ago. The Baboo was born in Bay City.

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 6:48 am
by littlebeast13
Where's Gov. Goodhair when you need him? "Don't Mess With Texas®" is a registered trademark, and is probably being used on this Bored without permission...

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lb13

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:22 pm
by jarnon

Re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:26 pm
by Bob Juch
jarnon wrote:Once again, don't mess with Texas:

Mom Shoots Man Trying to Steal SUV With Her Kids Inside
She's lucky that she and her kids weren't killed in the crash.