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Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 9:16 pm
by themanintheseersuckersuit
That is all
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 12:40 am
by silvercamaro
I second that.
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 12:51 am
by TheConfessor
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:That is all
They are 8-16, in last place in the AL West.
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 6:19 am
by littlebeast13
TheConfessor wrote:themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:That is all
They are 8-16, in last place in the AL West.
But the Astros have the best record in the league. Maybe they should get the honor of using the state name...
lb13
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 7:59 am
by BackInTex
The Garland, TX Police - Traffic Division, now has more confirmed terrorist kills than the TSA.
Heard that on the radio this morning. Don't know if it is accurate or not, but humorous, to me anyway.
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 8:34 am
by jarnon
BackInTex wrote:The Garland, TX Police - Traffic Division, now has more confirmed terrorist kills than the TSA.
Heard that on the radio this morning. Don't know if it is accurate or not, but humorous, to me anyway.
Most TSA agents are unarmed, so they'd have to kill a terrorist with their bare hands.
Still, a cop with a handgun taking down two terrorists with assault rifles is mighty impressive.
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 11:00 am
by MuhammadSaidalSahhaf
#TerroristLivesMatter!
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:07 am
by Bob Juch
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:46 am
by themanintheseersuckersuit
Coyoteblog @Coyoteblog · 47m 47 minutes ago
Debunking Jade Helm Conspiracy Theories: Obama Wouldn't Use The Military to Subdue Texas. It Uses the EPA. @notjessewalker @instapundit
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:55 am
by Bob Juch
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Coyoteblog @Coyoteblog · 47m 47 minutes ago
Debunking Jade Helm Conspiracy Theories: Obama Wouldn't Use The Military to Subdue Texas. It Uses the EPA. @notjessewalker @instapundit
Oh hell no, it will use FEMA.
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:57 am
by jarnon
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:44 pm
by BackInTex
A mere 13.6 miles from my house. Thank you Granny.
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:02 pm
by silverscreenselect
That makes two recent deaths in Texas while shooting at snakes.
https://www.dallasnews.com/news/texas/2 ... rities-say
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:38 pm
by BackInTex
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:58 pm
by TheConfessor
I've never had to kill anyone. I just lock my doors, which has saved me a lot on ammo and legal expenses.
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:10 am
by Bob Juch
TheConfessor wrote:
I've never had to kill anyone. I just lock my doors, which has saved me a lot on ammo and legal expenses.
Yesterday a drugstore robber in Phoenix was shot and killed by a customer.
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:54 am
by Spock
A few years ago, I bought a "Don't Mess With Texas" bumper sticker. You don't see a lot of those in MN.
It was rather expensive, but the seller threw in an older F-150 pickup that was attached to the bumper sticker.
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 7:34 pm
by lilclyde54
I learned that bit of advice long ago. The Baboo was born in Bay City.
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 6:48 am
by littlebeast13
Where's Gov. Goodhair when you need him? "Don't Mess With Texas®" is a registered trademark, and is probably being used on this Bored without permission...
lb13
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:22 pm
by jarnon
Re: Don't Mess With Texas
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:26 pm
by Bob Juch
She's lucky that she and her kids weren't killed in the crash.