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Bizarre SyndieBAM dream

#1 Post by gsabc » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:24 am

Last night. Was in the audience and waiting for my turn in the hot seat (not waiting backstage). It was a celebrity week, where the player had a celebrity partner. Mine was Hillary Clinton. We were called backstage to tape a promo. Hillary introduced me and my talent to turn a tomato into a book, whereupon I was supposed to make some magical handwavings and the wonders of special effects would do the rest.

When I woke up, I figured out the inherent pun. They're both red (read).

Okay, dream interpreters. Go.
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#2 Post by christie1111 » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:25 am

What you have for dinner?

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#3 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:27 am

Hillary wants you to be her running mate and work some kind of magic to help her get the Democratic nomination. She also wants you to shield her from all the tomatoes that get thrown her way at rallies....

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Re: Bizarre SyndieBAM dream

#4 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:30 am

gsabc wrote:Okay, dream interpreters. Go.
Well, to start off with, since candidates for office can't appear on game shows because of the equal time rules, you're saying that Hillary is going to lose the nomination.

I'll let someone else figure out what the punning means.




Personally, I'm waiting for Geico to become a SyndieBAM sponsor so that they can have a special week with real people (without personalities) accompanied with their celebrity spokespeople to do the bantering. :|
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Re: Bizarre SyndieBAM dream

#5 Post by Al Gore » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:33 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Personally, I'm waiting for Geico to become a SyndieBAM sponsor so that they can have a special week with real people (without personalities) accompanied with their celebrity spokespeople to do the bantering. :|

I'll bet I could get tmitsss on the show if he'd agree to let me be his celebrity spokesman. I might even give him a ride in my eco-friendly Hummer....
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Re: Bizarre SyndieBAM dream

#6 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:34 am

MarleysGh0st wrote: Personally, I'm waiting for Geico to become a SyndieBAM sponsor so that they can have a special week with real people (without personalities) accompanied with their celebrity spokespeople to do the bantering. :|
Rec!
Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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#7 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:38 am

Al Gore wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Personally, I'm waiting for Geico to become a SyndieBAM sponsor so that they can have a special week with real people (without personalities) accompanied with their celebrity spokespeople to do the bantering. :|

I'll bet I could get tmitsss on the show if he'd agree to let me be his celebrity spokesman. I might even give him a ride in my eco-friendly Hummer....
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Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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Re: Bizarre SyndieBAM dream

#8 Post by silvercamaro » Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:36 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Personally, I'm waiting for Geico to become a SyndieBAM sponsor so that they can have a special week with real people (without personalities) accompanied with their celebrity spokespeople to do the bantering. :|
This is wonderful. I'm smiling as I imagine the possibilities. :D

Let's think about which celebrities Other People would get:
Ben Stein
Ken Jennings

Let's think about the celebrities that BB contestants would get:
Amy Winehouse
Britney Spears' little sister
Jessica Simpson
Sean Penn, but authentically remaining in character as Jeff Spicoli.
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#9 Post by minimetoo26 » Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:43 am

I want Mrs. Butterworth! I don't know why that one tickles me, but it does.
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#10 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:12 am

Joan Rivers!
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#11 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:12 am

peacock2121 wrote:Joan Rivers!
Am I smiling?

Am I?
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#12 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:17 am

peacock2121 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Joan Rivers!
Am I smiling?

Am I?

You'll have to lift that skirt a bit higher, ma'am....
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Re: Bizarre SyndieBAM dream

#13 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:21 am

silvercamaro wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
Personally, I'm waiting for Geico to become a SyndieBAM sponsor so that they can have a special week with real people (without personalities) accompanied with their celebrity spokespeople to do the bantering. :|
This is wonderful. I'm smiling as I imagine the possibilities. :D

Let's think about which celebrities Other People would get:
Ben Stein
Ken Jennings

Let's think about the celebrities that BB contestants would get:
Amy Winehouse
Britney Spears' little sister
Jessica Simpson
Sean Penn, but authentically remaining in character as Jeff Spicoli.
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan
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