David Thompson
New York, NY
Retired Marine
$500 According to Emily Post, at a military wedding, it’s proper to use the groom’s sword or saber to do what?
A. Cut the cake
B. Randomly pop balloons
C. Spread butter on dinner rolls
D. Threaten guests who gave cheap gifts
Spoiler
A. Cut the cake
A. Thanksgiving turkey
B. Easter bunny
C. Jack-o’-lantern
D. Christmas tree
Spoiler
D. Christmas tree
$2K If you were to pare a pair of pears, which of the following could you eat afterwards?
A. Two seedless Concords
B. Two skinless Bartletts
C. Two coreless Fujis
D. Two stemless Bings
ATA
ATA results
A. Two seedless Concords
B. Two skinless Bartletts
C. Two coreless Fujis
D. Two stemless Bings
B. Two skinless Bartletts
C. Two coreless Fujis
D. Two stemless Bings
Spoiler
B. Two skinless Bartletts
A. Semicolon + close parentheses
B. Colon + uppercase P
C. Less than arrow + 3
D. Backslash + lowercase m + slash
Spoiler
D. Backslash + lowercase m + slash
A. Ted Cruz
B. Ben Carson
C. Chris Christie
D. Mitch McConnell
Spoiler
C. Chris Christie
QOTD
Each released by a different branch of the military, “Riptide,” “Stealth,” “Devil Dog” and “Victory” are what?
A. Fragrances
B. Watches
C. Razors
D. Golf balls
Spoiler
A. Fragrances
$7K Because its midway point lies on the equator, what country’s Estádio Milton Correa soccer stadium allows each team to defend its own hemisphere?
A. Cuba
B. Costa Rica
C. Brazil
D. Spain
Spoiler
C. Brazil
A. Energizer Bunny
B. Geico Gecko
C. Count Chocula
D. Mr. Peanut
50/50
50/50 leaves
C. Count Chocula
D. Mr. Peanut
D. Mr. Peanut
Spoiler
D. Mr. Peanut
David will return on tomorrow’s show.