Trump asks congress to investigate duplicate key

[frogman042]

After being informed that there were no more fresh strawberries late last night, the President realized that the previous administration must have made a duplicate key of the wardroom icebox and must have infiltrated the White House and stole the remaining strawberries. When challenged for evidence, the president said the he proved beyond the shadow of a doubt with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist and he is calling on congress to investigate the Obama administration and produce that key.

In other news, the White House reports yet another shipment of metal ball bearings has been delivered to the president.

[Bob Juch]

After being informed that there were no more fresh strawberries late last night, the President realized that the previous administration must have made a duplicate key of the wardroom icebox and must have infiltrated the White House and stole the remaining strawberries. When challenged for evidence, the president said that he proved beyond the shadow of a doubt with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist and he is calling on congress to investigate the Obama administration and produce that key.

In other news, the White House reports yet another shipment of metal ball bearings has been delivered to the president.

I figured he had lost his marbles.

[Jeemie]