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Here's the list of every edition title that has graced one of my editions of This Weeks Rankings since I took the task over from Eyegor in July 2001. I will update this list periodically, but it may not always be current....


Date ------ Edition

07/02/01 Pinch Hitter
07/26/01 Free At Last
08/02/01 9 Days Off
08/08/01 Raul Ibanez
08/16/01 Lotto Fever
08/23/01 Meet Me In St. Louis
08/29/01 FF's For Kids
09/05/01 Viva Toutant
09/13/01 God Bless America
09/27/01 A Little Help From My Friends
10/03/01 I STILL Know More Than You
10/10/01 Target: Taliban
10/17/01 Over The Rainbow
10/24/01 January 10, 2002
10/31/01 Spooktacular
11/07/01 Crystal Ball
11/14/01 Mr. Reliable
11/21/01 Plymouth Rock
11/28/01 Snowman In Texas
12/05/01 Welcome Home
12/12/01 Ladies Night
12/19/01 Hi Steve!
12/26/01 Holiday Fruitcake
01/03/02 BCS
01/09/02 PAF Dream Team
01/16/02 Out, Damn Rot!
01/23/02 Blue Light Special
01/30/02 Q-Mistress
02/06/02 Embrace The Mystery
02/14/02 Soviet Skating Bloc
02/20/02 Pre-eruption
02/28/02 Laffy Snaffy
03/06/02 *Asterisk*
03/13/02 Tribe is up
03/20/02 Welcome Back Rotter
03/27/02 Huge Cucumber
04/03/02 lmp0ster
04/10/02 UnBarbarella
04/17/02 Kinda Sorta
04/24/02 "It"
05/01/02 Apocalypse Now
05/08/02 Davies Doesn't Know Jack
05/15/02 Go Corn
05/22/02 Better Late Than Never
05/29/02 KABC
06/05/02 Minute Maid
06/12/02 Atlanta Boob Job
06/19/02 That's A Winner!
06/26/02 The Final Horn
07/03/02 A New Hope
07/10/02 Look Ma, No PC
07/17/02 Fair Is Fair
07/24/02 SyndieBus
07/31/02 Phone A Frenzy
08/07/02 Haiku
08/14/02 Hit Me
08/21/02 Midnight Confessions
08/28/02 Fan Depreciation Day
09/04/02 American Idle
09/11/02 Cardiac
09/18/02 Good Housekeeping Weekly
09/25/02 Where's Walhal?
10/02/02 Jessica Jane
10/10/02 Cut And Paste
10/23/02 It's Baaack
10/30/02 Trick Or Treat
11/06/02 Leaning To The Right
11/13/02 LlamaRama
11/20/02 Damn Jipters
11/28/02 Working Like A Dog
12/04/02 Preaching And Ranting
12/11/02 8 Days A Week
12/18/02 Generic Error
12/25/02 23005278
01/02/03 A Hunting We Will Go
01/08/03 Janus
01/15/03 SaturnDave
01/23/03 Iraq And A Hard Place
01/30/03 Whinin', Gussin' And Warrin'
02/06/03 WMD In ND
02/13/03 When In Doubt, Start A Damn Game
02/20/03 Meredith's First Million
02/27/03 A Grand Old Time
03/06/03 jmm412
03/13/03 TWL IS The Weakest Link, Goodbye
03/20/03 Bombs Over Baghdad
03/27/03 Most Hated
04/10/03 Moratorium Lounge
04/17/03 Red Wings Suck
04/24/03 Assignment: Rankings
05/01/03 The Broadcast Of 2003
05/08/03 Same Old, Same Old
05/15/03 DUNADAN
05/22/03 Llama Buster
06/05/03 Uncorked
06/12/03 Prayers For Amaz
06/26/03 Say What You Want
07/03/03 Who Wants To Be A Tightwad
07/17/03 Seven Up
07/31/03
08/07/03 Beating The Bishop
08/14/03 Who Wants To Be A Governor
08/28/03 Spyware
09/04/03 NFL Kickoff
10/02/03 We Love Aussie!
10/09/03 Evil Empire
10/16/03 Billy Goat
10/30/03 Northern Lights
11/09/03 Call-off
11/20/03 Smooth Criminal
11/27/03 Parade Cleanup
12/04/03 Return From Down Under
12/11/03 Hello, It's Me
12/25/03 Jingle Stones
01/01/04 Drivel
01/15/04 Dean Team
01/22/04 Overrated
01/29/04 $10,000,000
02/05/04 Nipplegate
02/12/04 Wise Men
02/19/04 Pre-OTC
02/26/04 Bob-O
03/04/04 Kati Kaboom
03/11/04 Everybody Loves Rankings
03/19/04 Bracket Buster
03/26/04 Dick Clarke
04/01/04 April Fools
04/08/04 Hit The Road, Lloyd
04/22/04 Primetime®
05/06/04 Ga$$ed Up
05/13/04 Ch-ch-ch-changes
05/20/04 May Sweeped
06/03/04 Going Out Of Business
06/10/04 Reagan Memorial
06/17/04 Still Afloat
06/23/04 Day Of Reckoning
07/01/04 Nonsmoking
07/08/04 July Swoon
08/04/04 Mothball It!
09/01/04 Swift Boat
10/07/04 Moon Over New York
10/21/04 Scrue The Curse
11/04/04 Moral Values
11/26/04 Shop Till You Drop
12/09/04 BALCO
12/29/04 White Elephant
01/13/05 Big Fat Fabulous Brain
02/03/05 State Of The Onion
02/17/05 NHL: No Hockey League
03/04/05 In My Pants
03/24/05 Aggie Assman
04/07/05 Voluptuously Svelte
05/05/05 Fives Are Wild
05/26/05 Bo Goes
06/23/05 Put Your Thongs On
07/14/05 Danny "Bitterman" Green
07/28/05 On The Road Again
09/15/05 Katrina, Ginger, And 7 Weeks With No Rankings
10/13/05 Million Dollar Buddy
10/27/05 Black Sox No More
11/10/05 Evolutionary War
12/08/05 Teachers Of The Year
12/22/05 No Deal
01/05/06 Hooked, Leinart, And Stinker
01/19/06 Blame The Linemen
01/31/06 Distinctive
02/16/06 Cheney's Got A Gun
03/02/06 Redress Of Grievances
03/23/06 Ali Lives
04/20/06 Slippery Slope
05/04/06 Pick 3
05/25/06 Old Friends
06/15/06 Summer Of Hope
06/29/06 Nudging ~Fred
07/27/06 Wheel Of Jeopardy
08/17/06 Elephant Ear
09/07/06 11:11
09/28/06 Peer-Reviewed
10/19/06 You've Gone Too Far
11/16/06 Don't Ask, Don't Tell
12/07/06 Lethality
12/18/06 Roll Call
01/18/07 The Ice Storm Cometh
01/29/07 Put Another Log On The Furnace
02/15/07 Math Is Hard
03/01/07 Smarter Than A Child Actor
03/15/07 Are You Ready For Some Bingo
03/29/07 7th Anniversary
04/12/07 Imus Be Going
04/26/07 The Rankings Give Back
05/17/07 The Memory Box
05/31/07 Crossing Words And Fingers
06/14/07 Thread Stopper
06/28/07 Tree Police
07/12/07 Sing For Your Supper
07/26/07 Deathly Spoilers
08/09/07 Nonverbose Class
08/30/07 Dual Server
09/13/07 Death To Leonard
09/27/07 Man The LIfeboats
10/11/07 GOing, GOing, GOne
10/25/07 Sox On Sex Sux
11/01/07 Less Tricks, More Treats
11/08/07 We Write, You Wrong
11/15/07 Space Dog
11/21/07 Third Annual Farewell Tour
11/29/07 Morning OJ Party
12/06/07 Sticky Situation
12/13/07 W00t W00t
12/20/07 Duelling For Dollars
12/27/07 Luminaria
01/03/08 Wag On, Annie
01/10/08 Compiled By Exit Pollers
01/17/08 Pealess And Marleyless
01/24/08 Peeing On The Seat
01/31/08 Mid-evening
02/07/08 Giant Upset
02/14/08 Return Of Tangredi
02/21/08 Baby Shower Blues
02/28/08 Leap Rankings
03/06/08 Veronica Lynn Wayne Vaughn III
03/13/08 $5500 An Hour
03/20/08 Bidding On A Cornflake
03/27/08 The Hot 101
04/03/08 Intentionality
04/10/08 Young Adult
04/17/08 When Should I Post The Rankings
04/24/08 Flush Beats A Full Colon
05/01/08 Blistered In The Sun
05/08/08 Paging The Pied Piper
05/14/08 I'll Call You Back Later, Mere
05/22/08 Robotic Flying Penis
05/29/08 Sploofus Doofus
06/05/08 League Of Pissed Off Voters
06/12/08 Artificial Gratuitousness
06/19/08 Keep Your Eye On The Thong
06/26/08 Fine And Dandy
07/03/08 Gimme A Splat!
07/10/08 Got GASSS?
07/17/08 Packing Heat
07/24/08 Angry Village Mob
07/31/08 The Pink Bitch
08/07/08 Ask The Dumbass
08/14/08 David Lines
08/21/08 Galatea
08/28/08 Silvercamaro Has No Heart
09/04/08 Political Carp
09/11/08 Black Holes Suck
09/25/08 Help The Refugee Squirrels
10/02/08 Zap Sirius Suchard
10/09/08 Blame Rexer
10/16/08 Hello Kitty, Goodbye Sanity
10/23/08 Friends And Foes
10/30/08 It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
11/06/08 (Non-Political)
11/13/08 Meisha! Meisha! Meisha!
11/19/08 Obscenely Cheap Bastards
11/27/08 Will It Float?
12/04/08 Infinite Birthday Wishes
12/11/08 Bribes For Rankings
12/18/08 The Day The Bored Stood Still
12/25/08 Slumdog
01/01/09 A Fine '09
01/08/09 Tattooed Bored Hos
01/15/09 In Dog We Trust
01/22/09 Squirrel Appreciation Day
01/29/09 Winter Blunderland
02/05/09 Evenly Gorgeous
02/12/09 Spoilerized For Your Protection
02/19/09 Cat On A Hot Seat Spoof
02/25/09 The $50,000 Triangle
03/05/09 Sploofus Is NOT Stoopid
03/12/09 One Jazzy Wedding
03/19/09 No Left Turn
03/25/09 Hooligan's Holiday
04/02/09 Found It!
04/09/09 Less Sleeping More Posting
04/16/09 Tattoo You
04/23/09 Ready For Primetime Players
04/29/09 Time To Panic
05/07/09 Lier, Lier, Pants On Fier
05/14/09 GO NUGGETS!!!!11
05/21/09 It's Gotta Be The Shoes
06/03/09 All A-Twitter
06/10/09 Truncated
06/16/09 VerKlimt
06/24/09 Calling All Hot Seaters
07/01/09 Perkitude For The Phone Game
07/08/09 Slow Down Fred!
07/15/09 On The Clock Again
07/22/09 The Dust Settles
07/29/09 Center Of The Universe
08/06/09 Taping Watches And Threads
08/13/09 Tea For Two
08/20/09 In A Blue State
08/27/09 Pushing The Fresca Button
09/03/09 Let's Play Nintendo LB!
09/10/09 Hiya Plasma Partner!
09/17/09 You Don't Deserve It, Sprots
10/01/09 Video Killed The Audition Star
10/08/09 PAF Goes Poof!
10/15/09 Tim Horton Hears a Huh?
10/22/09 Kill The Ump, And The Mailman
10/29/09 100% Green Free
11/05/09 Yankeevember
11/11/09 Yes, Ma'am
11/19/09 The Great American Songbook
11/26/09 Flipper On The Grassy Knoll'
12/03/09 Birthday Jamon For Everyone
12/10/09 Evil SQL
12/17/09 Jessie's Girl
12/24/09 Living In Clem's Oyster
12/31/09 Pulling A Caldwell
01/07/10 Goodnight Mark John Boy
01/14/10 Capital Punishment
01/21/10 Schmuck In A Truck
02/04/10 Pathetic Contestants
02/11/10 4123789033 Inches Of Snow
02/18/10 Going Downhill
02/25/10 THUNDERSNOWICANE!!!!
03/11/10 Meat Thermometer Massacre
03/18/10 And The Boney Goes To....
03/25/10 Rock Chalk Backtalk
04/01/10 Ranters And Fools
04/08/10 The Butcher Of Chicago
04/29/10 Music Madness
05/13/10 Bombeck Points
05/20/10 Vanity Fair
06/03/10 Re-Joyce
06/17/10 Come And Play With Us
06/24/10 Playing Not To Lose
07/08/10 We Love Luuuuuucy
07/29/10 Cyberial Cigar
08/12/10 Rodent-like Nazis
08/26/10 Hummer Love
09/16/10 Holy Night Soil In A Bag!
09/30/10 Extensive Compiling Experience
10/14/10 Almost Perfect
10/28/10 Malaprop
11/10/10 Marathon Girl
12/02/10 Can I Get A Hallelujah?
12/16/10 Permanently Dead
01/06/11 7-9
01/27/11 Close Enough For Government Work
02/17/11 Mark Trail Must Die
03/10/11 Scritchmaster ES
03/24/11 Megan It Look Easy
04/07/11 Snipped In The Bud
04/28/11 Moral Gray Area
05/14/11 D-colorable Digraphs
06/16/11 You May Already Be A Weiner
06/30/11 Ten
07/21/11 Sofa King Hot
08/11/11 Venezuelan Cuisine
09/01/11 Rally Around The Stinkerball
09/18/11 Not The Pissing And Gripping Edition
10/13/11 Log Heaven

littlebeast13 wrote:Here's the list of every edition title that has graced one of my editions of This Weeks Rankings since I took the task over from Eyegor in July 2001. I will update this list periodically, but it may not always be current....

I am fascinated by looking at the titles and wonder what was the genesis of some of them. I also can't remember whether I've ever been the inspiration for a title.

earendel wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:Here's the list of every edition title that has graced one of my editions of This Weeks Rankings since I took the task over from Eyegor in July 2001. I will update this list periodically, but it may not always be current....

I am fascinated by looking at the titles and wonder what was the genesis of some of them. I also can't remember whether I've ever been the inspiration for a title.

lb has posted the inspirations of each title once before on The Ugly Bored®, but I don't remember most of them. I do know for a fact that I was the inspiration for the March 4, 2005, edition.

It's been a while since this got updated. I rather enjoy perusing the titles from time to time, to see how often I know or remember what inspired them. --Bob

Bob78164 wrote:It's been a while since this got updated. I rather enjoy perusing the titles from time to time, to see how often I know or remember what inspired them. --Bob

Me too -- I either inspired or thought of about half of them.

SportsFan68 wrote:

Bob78164 wrote:It's been a while since this got updated. I rather enjoy perusing the titles from time to time, to see how often I know or remember what inspired them. --Bob

Me too -- I either inspired or thought of about half of them.

I've contributed three of the titles above: In My Pants, $5500 An Hour, and Robotic Flying Penis.

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:

Bob78164 wrote:It's been a while since this got updated. I rather enjoy perusing the titles from time to time, to see how often I know or remember what inspired them. --Bob

Me too -- I either inspired or thought of about half of them.

I've contributed three of the titles above: In My Pants, $5500 An Hour, and Robotic Flying Penis.

I'm kidding, Nelly. If I think of it, there's a good chance LB will use something else entirely.

I really wanted him to use the BB Hot Seat Edition, but what does he use instead? . . . Sigh.

It's interesting that I had one named for me two days before my winning episode aired. As far as I know, nothing leaked out in advance, and there was zero publicity for the episode. I wonder what people here were saying that merited a rankings title.

TheConfessor wrote:It's interesting that I had one named for me two days before my winning episode aired. As far as I know, nothing leaked out in advance, and there was zero publicity for the episode. I wonder what people here were saying that merited a rankings title.

As I recall, we inferred from the mere fact that they were airing your make-up date in a half-hour standalone edition that you'd probably done very, very well. --Bob

Bob78164 wrote:

TheConfessor wrote:It's interesting that I had one named for me two days before my winning episode aired. As far as I know, nothing leaked out in advance, and there was zero publicity for the episode. I wonder what people here were saying that merited a rankings title.

As I recall, we inferred from the mere fact that they were airing your make-up date in a half-hour standalone edition that you'd probably done very, very well. --Bob

Yes, had it not gotten out about your reappearance, I'd have never known to watch it that evening, when I'd have normally still been asleep.....

lb13

SportsFan68 wrote:. . .

I'm kidding, Nelly. If I think of it, there's a good chance LB will use something else entirely.

I really wanted him to use the BB Hot Seat Edition, but what does he use instead? . . . Sigh.

Still true. . .

If there's a particular Edition title I want him to use, I ignore it and suggest something totally inane instead. Of course, then there's the danger he'll like the inane one. . .

SportsFan68 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:. . .

I'm kidding, Nelly. If I think of it, there's a good chance LB will use something else entirely.

I really wanted him to use the BB Hot Seat Edition, but what does he use instead? . . . Sigh.

Still true. . .

If there's a particular Edition title I want him to use, I ignore it and suggest something totally inane instead. Of course, then there's the danger he'll like the inane one. . .

I think he uses the inane ones.

ulysses5019 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:. . .

I'm kidding, Nelly. If I think of it, there's a good chance LB will use something else entirely.

I really wanted him to use the BB Hot Seat Edition, but what does he use instead? . . . Sigh.

Still true. . .

If there's a particular Edition title I want him to use, I ignore it and suggest something totally inane instead. Of course, then there's the danger he'll like the inane one. . .

I think he uses the inane ones.

So it seems . . .

SportsFan68 wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:

Still true. . .

If there's a particular Edition title I want him to use, I ignore it and suggest something totally inane instead. Of course, then there's the danger he'll like the inane one. . .

I think he uses the inane ones.

So it seems . . .

Most seem to be ane to me.