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Attention Former Millionaire Contestants!

#1 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:50 am

Okay, I normally don't look in the classified ads past page 1, but we're looking for a cheap TV, so I looked in the paper. With the military here a bunch of people sell the stuff they don't want to ship so you get decent bargains.

It was a bust because I don't want a 65" behemoth in my bedroom (down, skippy!) but this item must have been posted in the wrong category:


Searching for former Millionaire contestant. Would like inf. Call xxx-xxxx after 6pm.

So. Does that sound like they are going to be on the show and could use this place? Or like they are looking for a specific contestant (like the Wet Willie guy--he was from here)? Would this be someone you would want finding you? I'm not a former contestant, so I don't know if you guys get stalked or whatever.

If you think this person is someone you would call, the area code is 757 and the time zone is Eastern.

Thanks.
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#2 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:55 am

Heck, I thought someone was posting another Spam.....

:P :P :P

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Re: Attention Former Millionaire Contestants!

#3 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:55 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Searching for former Millionaire contestant. Would like inf. Call xxx-xxxx after 6pm.

So. Does that sound like they are going to be on the show and could use this place? Or like they are looking for a specific contestant (like the Wet Willie guy--he was from here)? Would this be someone you would want finding you? I'm not a former contestant, so I don't know if you guys get stalked or whatever.
Hmmm. By saying "contestant" instead of "contestants" and by advertising in the local classifieds, I'd say he's looking for one person in particular (whose name escaped him?). Who knows what his reasons are, but I doubt he wants the advice we offer here. :roll:
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#4 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:03 am

littlebeast13 wrote:Heck, I thought someone was posting another Spam.....

:P :P :P

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Dude, if I could make that skeleton switch to the middle finger just for you, I would.....


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#5 Post by Rexer25 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:09 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Heck, I thought someone was posting another Spam.....

:P :P :P

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Dude, if I could make that skeleton switch to the middle finger just for you, I would.....


:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
I was stunned he wasn't already using the middle finger.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.
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#6 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:09 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Dude, if I could make that skeleton switch to the middle finger just for you, I would.....


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Thats' exactly what I thought it was doing when I first saw it! I was sad to see I was mistaken that it might've been some personal message for me....

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#7 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:12 am

This may be my new one, after Halloween. Ya think...?


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#8 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:12 am

Searching for former Millionaire contestant. Would like inf. Call xxx-xxxx after 6pm
To me it sounds like they got on the show and would like to find a former contestant to help them prepare.
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#9 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:15 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote: To me it sounds like they got on the show and would like to find a former contestant to help them prepare.
If you think so, you just happen to be a former Millionaire contestant. What luck!

Be sure to post a report of the phone conversation. :)
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#10 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:16 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote: To me it sounds like they got on the show and would like to find a former contestant to help them prepare.
If you think so, you just happen to be a former Millionaire contestant. What luck!

Be sure to post a report of the phone conversation. :)
I am not going to call somebody that I don't know, especially if it's a long distance call :)
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#11 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:17 am

I'll just give them Marley's number so they'll be good and homicidal towards the APs when they show up. That's some Must-See TV!!!!
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#12 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:17 am

minimetoo26 wrote:This may be my new one, after Halloween. Ya think...?


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Nice! The computer appears to be channelling me.

Of course, I'd expect that instead of banging your head on the table, you'd be running for the baseball bat....

:P

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#13 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:20 am

Better?
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#14 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:21 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Better?

Ewwww!
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#15 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:24 am

minimetoo26 wrote:I'll just give them Marley's number so they'll be good and homicidal towards the APs when they show up. That's some Must-See TV!!!!
But they don't want to talk to me, since I am not a former contestant!

There are plenty of others here who fit the bill, if they share PSM's opinion of the intent of the ad. :wink:
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#16 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:24 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:Better?
Ewwww!
I second that opinion.

Please go back to the skeleton.
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#17 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:26 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Better?
Someone on the Wheres George forums used to have that one.

I prefer the previous entry...

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#18 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:28 am

MarleysGh0st wrote: Please go back to the skeleton.
Thank you, mini.
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#19 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:30 am

I didn't dare use the one where the guy rips out the other guy's stomach and wears it as a hat....
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#20 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:31 am

minimetoo26 wrote:I didn't dare use the one where the guy rips out the other guy's stomach and wears it as a hat....
Marley's just jealous because as a spectral being he doesn't have all those messy innards.... :P

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#21 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:33 am

He tolerates the moving ones. I ain't pushing it....
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#22 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:41 am

littlebeast13 wrote: Marley's just jealous because as a spectral being he doesn't have all those messy innards.... :P
The skeleton kinda reminds me of my old associate, the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.




But when the "yet to come" Christmas season started arriving in stores by July, he had to retire from exhaustion! :roll:
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#23 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:47 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:But when the "yet to come" Christmas season started arriving in stores by July, he had to retire from exhaustion! :roll:
The ghost of Christmas future didn't arrive in our store until mid September, and they didn't even set up the annoying carol singing crap until last week.

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Re: Attention Former Millionaire Contestants!

#24 Post by peacock2121 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:57 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Okay, I normally don't look in the classified ads past page 1, but we're looking for a cheap TV, so I looked in the paper. With the military here a bunch of people sell the stuff they don't want to ship so you get decent bargains.

It was a bust because I don't want a 65" behemoth in my bedroom (down, skippy!) but this item must have been posted in the wrong category:


Searching for former Millionaire contestant. Would like inf. Call xxx-xxxx after 6pm.

So. Does that sound like they are going to be on the show and could use this place? Or like they are looking for a specific contestant (like the Wet Willie guy--he was from here)? Would this be someone you would want finding you? I'm not a former contestant, so I don't know if you guys get stalked or whatever.

If you think this person is someone you would call, the area code is 757 and the time zone is Eastern.

Thanks.
I'm going to call.

I'll report tomorrow.

I have free long distance.

What the heck.
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#25 Post by nitrah55 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:24 am

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minimetoo26 wrote:Okay, I normally don't look in the classified ads past page 1, but we're looking for a cheap TV, so I looked in the paper. With the military here a bunch of people sell the stuff they don't want to ship so you get decent bargains.

It was a bust because I don't want a 65" behemoth in my bedroom (down, skippy!) but this item must have been posted in the wrong category:


Searching for former Millionaire contestant. Would like inf. Call xxx-xxxx after 6pm.

So. Does that sound like they are going to be on the show and could use this place? Or like they are looking for a specific contestant (like the Wet Willie guy--he was from here)? Would this be someone you would want finding you? I'm not a former contestant, so I don't know if you guys get stalked or whatever.

If you think this person is someone you would call, the area code is 757 and the time zone is Eastern.

Thanks.
I'm going to call.

I'll report tomorrow.

I have free long distance.

What the heck.
Why am I not shocked?
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