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Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:03 pm
by Bud Light Voiceover
Today, we salute you Mr. Has to be First To Make a RIP Post BB
(Mr. Has to be First To Make a RIP Post BB)
If someone famous dies, it's up to you get the news to the Bored and pronto. Rock star, RIP. Actor, RIP. Someone's teacher we've never heard of. Who cares? RIP. As long as you're first.
(Thank you Twitter)
Rest in Peace, Rest in Hell, or just Rest in ? What will the other BBs think? It's tough being judge and jury. Or, screw it, just say he's dead.
(like zachhoran1)
Social media is your best friend, even if it's not always accurate. Most people die once, but some celebrities are lucky enough to die twice.
(Just ask Bob J)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you arbiter of the afterlife, you doyen of the dead. The Bored awaits your next morbid post ... and the return of Decades.
(Mr. Has to be First To Make a RIP Post BB)
Anheuser Busch.
St. Louis, Missouri
The great Bored challenge returns.
Decades!
Bored Tenth Anniversary Special
Bigger.
Better.
Badder.
Here, and nowhere else
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:28 am
by earendel
I'm not usually that guy, but today I am.
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:00 am
by franktangredi
earendel wrote:I'm not usually that guy, but today I am.
As am I.
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:07 am
by T_Bone0806
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:09 am
by T_Bone0806
Besides, without me and my contributions to these "notifications", how else ya gonna know that folks like Goldy McJohn have taken that ultimate "magic carpet ride"?
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:04 pm
by Vandal
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:17 pm
by silverscreenselect
And of those 105 Vandal posted, Bob J later posted his own obit notices on 31 of them.
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:14 pm
by Bob Juch
silverscreenselect wrote:
And of those 105 Vandal posted, Bob J later posted his own obit notices on 31 of them.
If you actually counted them you need a new hobby.
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 6:11 pm
by Beebs52
Bob Juch wrote:silverscreenselect wrote:
And of those 105 Vandal posted, Bob J later posted his own obit notices on 31 of them.
If you actually counted them you need a new hobby.
Now that's funny right dere.
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:49 pm
by littlebeast13
Bob Juch wrote:silverscreenselect wrote:And of those 105 Vandal posted, Bob J later posted his own obit notices on 31 of them.
If you actually counted them you need a new hobby.
It's gotta be more interesting than counting rows of stars on every flag....
lb13
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:57 pm
by BackInTex
littlebeast13 wrote:It's gotta be more interesting than counting rows of stars on every flag....
lb13
Beebs52 if she were honest would have wrote:You're wrong.
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:31 am
by Beebs52
BackInTex wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:It's gotta be more interesting than counting rows of stars on every flag....
lb13
Beebs52 if she were honest would have wrote:You're wrong.
Hey! Beast said that!
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:44 am
by silverscreenselect
No wonder I missed that question. Those rows of stars aren't straight.
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:49 am
by ghostjmf
You can tell just by looking at (filled out) unnerpants?
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:52 am
by Beebs52
ghostjmf wrote:You can tell just by looking at (filled out) unnerpants?
Now THAT's funny right dere!
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:08 am
by BackInTex
Beebs52 wrote:ghostjmf wrote:You can tell just by looking at (filled out) unnerpants?
Now THAT's funny right dere!
No half staff there.
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:20 am
by Billy Bored Thornton
I prefer counting these stars:
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:53 am
by BackInTex
[quote="Billy Bored Thornton"]I prefer counting these stars:
I count two. How many you get?
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:53 am
by Billy Bored Thornton
After counting her stars and stripes, RIP stands for
rocket in pants
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:49 am
by Beebs52
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:After counting her stars and stripes, RIP stands for
rocket in pants
Unfortunately for you you have no league out of which she would be.
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 12:45 pm
by Billy Bored Thornton
Beebs52 wrote:Billy Bored Thornton wrote:After counting her stars and stripes, RIP stands for
rocket in pants
Unfortunately for you you have no league out of which she would be.
Don't call me you you.
Honey.
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:31 pm
by Beebs52
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Beebs52 wrote:Billy Bored Thornton wrote:After counting her stars and stripes, RIP stands for
rocket in pants
Unfortunately for you you have no league out of which she would be.
Don't call me you you.
Honey.
Sorry. Shirley.
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 3:01 pm
by T_Bone0806
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:31 pm
by mellytu74
Re: Bud Light Presents…Real BBs of Genius
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:02 pm
by Beebs52
Blame the hepatic bag of calcium, Shirley you you, for the devolution. Or BiT. Just sayin
