Time to lighten up the joint for a few minutes.
I saw this in a catalog, and drilled to the original source:
https://www.jokergreeting.com/collectio ... 2645322241
This card looks like any other. Nice greeting, and push the button to have it play a Christmas tune.
Except it doesn't stop.
Press the button again to get it to stop (like many cards), and it gets louder instead.
Get frustrated with the damn music? Rip into the card to get to the musical chip -- only to discover it's full of confetti which then goes everywhere!
Bwahhahhah!!! Merry @%@#$% Christmas!
Meanest Christmas card ever
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Re: Meanest Christmas card ever
Why not just set fire to a bag of dog poo on the recipient's front steps?