WWTBAM Bored

And 1998. And 1999. And 2000. And 2001. And 2002. And 2003. And 2004. And 2005. And 2006. And 2007. And 2008. And 2009--twice. And 2010--but it was consensual...

Since all of these sexcapades have been going public over the past few weeks, it's only a matter of time before mine become public... so I might as well confess it now so that nobody will be surprised later.

I grope a girl's rear end several times a week....

Of course, it's Mrs. SSS and, although she still looks the same as when we got married, it's probably stretching a point to refer to her as a girl any more.

Best line I heard in the radio:

My boss touched me inappropriately yesterday. I'm self-employed so I think it was probably OK.