With apologies to Waylon and Willie:
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:56 pm
I felt inspired to express my feelings regarding my inexplicable devotion to a certain Western New York football (dis)organization by composing this little "tribute".
Ahem.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Bills fans
Don't let 'em root for the Blue and the Red,
Make 'em cheer Packers or Steelers instead.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Bills fans
'Cause they'll never see playoffs in ol' Buffalo
Even if they start 6 and 0.
Pitchers and catchers can report any time they'd like,
Ahem.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Bills fans
Don't let 'em root for the Blue and the Red,
Make 'em cheer Packers or Steelers instead.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Bills fans
'Cause they'll never see playoffs in ol' Buffalo
Even if they start 6 and 0.
Pitchers and catchers can report any time they'd like,