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The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:55 am
by 1OfLBsMerryMen
I couldn't remember any of my Merry Men decide which Merry Man to lead off, so I just chose this random one....

Let's see if we can get to Page 2 before the Sweeper comes....

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:57 am
by Ed McMahon
Does this parade need an announcer? I'm broke, desperate, and dead!

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:00 am
by CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast
I'm glad I get to take the day off now. There wasn't enough overtime in the world to make up for having to work parade security back in the day! Especially once Deputy Fife quit after Juan Antonio Samaranch took his bullet....

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:02 am
by littleblueneon
Will there be enough marchers around today to give me a push when I break down?

Maybe it would be for the best if I got swept into the sewers...

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:02 am
by ClonedKitty
Need more clones....

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:06 am
by Super Creepy Rob Lowe
17 years now? Heh, one more year, and this parade is LEGAL!

Oh yeah...

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:08 am
by TheWorld'sMostInterestingMan
I would make an appearance, but then I'd have to give up my title of The Most Interesting Man in the World...

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:09 am
by National Apathy Party
If we had an apathy pride parade, and nobody showed up, would it be a success?

Eh, who fucking cares....

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:13 am
by Gimme A Squiggly
Someone must be awfully bored. There's plenty of work to do here....

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:16 am
by Larry Bud Selig
Looks like I might need to contract the Bored for the league due to lack of attendance...

Oh wait, that's not my problem anymore. I can polish my Hall of Fame plaque all day long while Bobby deals with the four hour games...

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:16 am
by Four Hour Stiffy
Larry Bud Selig wrote:Looks like I might need to contract the Bored for the league due to lack of attendance...

Oh wait, that's not my problem anymore. I can polish my Hall of Fame plaque all day long while Bobby deals with the four hour games...

I happen to enjoy four hour games!

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:18 am
by Ferrous Wheel
May as well dig deep into the closet since I'm all alone here...

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:20 am
by Fickle Finger Of WWTBAM
Time for me to wave to the crowd....

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:22 am
by Christopher Pike
Beep

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:25 am
by ItsAMadMadMadMadCow
Christopher Pike wrote:Beep

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:27 am
by NatteringNabobOfNegativity
ItsAMadMadMadMadCow wrote:
Christopher Pike wrote:Beep

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He said BEEP! Not BEEF!

Stupid Big Mac...

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:30 am
by ShitSandwich
Even the vendors didn't show up this year, so I guess I've got a monopoly on the parade time snacks!

50% off for anyone who's posted in a political thread in the past week!

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:37 am
by Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars
Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:50 am
by Mitzi The Bimbocorn
Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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But I, like, love being on my knees!

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:56 am
by silverscreenselect
Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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Buddy, you made it.

I was afraid you'd forgotten about me.

Rest assured I will never forget you and your nine rows.

Let the parade continue.

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:43 am
by LarryCraig
Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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I'm glad you got a picture of me waving the rainbow flag.

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:02 am
by Dizzy Miss Lizzie
Looks like we're gonna need a bigger axe.

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:23 am
by Billy Bored Thornton
Jesus H. Christ, I've had more people at my office responding to my "personal assistant wanted" ad than are at this parade.

FYI, ladies of the Bored: the job is still open.

No typing skills needed. Sweet cheeks.

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:26 am
by Girl From Porky's
As always, Mike Hunt will be prominently displayed at the parade.

Those of you up front will get the best view of Mike Hunt.

Not to worry, though. There's enough of Mike Hunt for everybody!

Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:34 am
by CharleyWeaverToBlock
By careful as you march by. You don't want to step in any...


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monkey fazoo!