The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

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1OfLBsMerryMen
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The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!

#1 Post by 1OfLBsMerryMen » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:55 am

I couldn't remember any of my Merry Men decide which Merry Man to lead off, so I just chose this random one....

Let's see if we can get to Page 2 before the Sweeper comes....

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#2 Post by Ed McMahon » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:57 am

Does this parade need an announcer? I'm broke, desperate, and dead!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!

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#3 Post by CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:00 am

I'm glad I get to take the day off now. There wasn't enough overtime in the world to make up for having to work parade security back in the day! Especially once Deputy Fife quit after Juan Antonio Samaranch took his bullet....

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#4 Post by littleblueneon » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:02 am

Will there be enough marchers around today to give me a push when I break down?

Maybe it would be for the best if I got swept into the sewers...
Beep!Beep!

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#5 Post by ClonedKitty » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:02 am

Need more clones....

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#6 Post by Super Creepy Rob Lowe » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:06 am

17 years now? Heh, one more year, and this parade is LEGAL!

Oh yeah...
Don't be like this me.

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#7 Post by TheWorld'sMostInterestingMan » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:08 am

I would make an appearance, but then I'd have to give up my title of The Most Interesting Man in the World...
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#8 Post by National Apathy Party » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:09 am

If we had an apathy pride parade, and nobody showed up, would it be a success?

Eh, who fucking cares....
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

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#9 Post by Gimme A Squiggly » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:13 am

Someone must be awfully bored. There's plenty of work to do here....

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#10 Post by Larry Bud Selig » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:16 am

Looks like I might need to contract the Bored for the league due to lack of attendance...

Oh wait, that's not my problem anymore. I can polish my Hall of Fame plaque all day long while Bobby deals with the four hour games...

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#11 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:16 am

Larry Bud Selig wrote:Looks like I might need to contract the Bored for the league due to lack of attendance...

Oh wait, that's not my problem anymore. I can polish my Hall of Fame plaque all day long while Bobby deals with the four hour games...

I happen to enjoy four hour games!
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#12 Post by Ferrous Wheel » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:18 am

May as well dig deep into the closet since I'm all alone here...

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#13 Post by Fickle Finger Of WWTBAM » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:20 am

Time for me to wave to the crowd....

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#14 Post by Christopher Pike » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:22 am

Beep

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#15 Post by ItsAMadMadMadMadCow » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:25 am

Christopher Pike wrote:Beep

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#16 Post by NatteringNabobOfNegativity » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:27 am

ItsAMadMadMadMadCow wrote:
Christopher Pike wrote:Beep

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He said BEEP! Not BEEF!

Stupid Big Mac...

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#17 Post by ShitSandwich » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:30 am

Even the vendors didn't show up this year, so I guess I've got a monopoly on the parade time snacks!

50% off for anyone who's posted in a political thread in the past week!
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#18 Post by Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:37 am

Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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#19 Post by Mitzi The Bimbocorn » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:50 am

Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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But I, like, love being on my knees!

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#20 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:56 am

Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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Buddy, you made it.

I was afraid you'd forgotten about me.

Rest assured I will never forget you and your nine rows.

Let the parade continue.
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#21 Post by LarryCraig » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:43 am

Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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#22 Post by Dizzy Miss Lizzie » Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:02 am

Looks like we're gonna need a bigger axe.
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#23 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:23 am

Jesus H. Christ, I've had more people at my office responding to my "personal assistant wanted" ad than are at this parade.

FYI, ladies of the Bored: the job is still open.

No typing skills needed. Sweet cheeks.
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#24 Post by Girl From Porky's » Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:26 am

As always, Mike Hunt will be prominently displayed at the parade.

Those of you up front will get the best view of Mike Hunt.

Not to worry, though. There's enough of Mike Hunt for everybody!
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#25 Post by CharleyWeaverToBlock » Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:34 am

By careful as you march by. You don't want to step in any...


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