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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:55 am 
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I couldn't remember any of my Merry Men decide which Merry Man to lead off, so I just chose this random one....

Let's see if we can get to Page 2 before the Sweeper comes....


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:57 am 
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Does this parade need an announcer? I'm broke, desperate, and dead!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:00 am 
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I'm glad I get to take the day off now. There wasn't enough overtime in the world to make up for having to work parade security back in the day! Especially once Deputy Fife quit after Juan Antonio Samaranch took his bullet....


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:02 am 
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Will there be enough marchers around today to give me a push when I break down?

Maybe it would be for the best if I got swept into the sewers...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:02 am 
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Need more clones....


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:06 am 
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17 years now? Heh, one more year, and this parade is LEGAL!

Oh yeah...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:08 am 
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I would make an appearance, but then I'd have to give up my title of The Most Interesting Man in the World...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:09 am 
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If we had an apathy pride parade, and nobody showed up, would it be a success?

Eh, who fucking cares....

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:13 am 
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Someone must be awfully bored. There's plenty of work to do here....


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:16 am 
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Looks like I might need to contract the Bored for the league due to lack of attendance...

Oh wait, that's not my problem anymore. I can polish my Hall of Fame plaque all day long while Bobby deals with the four hour games...


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:16 am 
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Larry Bud Selig wrote:
Looks like I might need to contract the Bored for the league due to lack of attendance...

Oh wait, that's not my problem anymore. I can polish my Hall of Fame plaque all day long while Bobby deals with the four hour games...



I happen to enjoy four hour games!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:18 am 
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May as well dig deep into the closet since I'm all alone here...


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:20 am 
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Time for me to wave to the crowd....


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:22 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:25 am 
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Christopher Pike wrote:
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:27 am 
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ItsAMadMadMadMadCow wrote:
Christopher Pike wrote:
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!



He said BEEP! Not BEEF!

Stupid Big Mac...


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:30 am 
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Even the vendors didn't show up this year, so I guess I've got a monopoly on the parade time snacks!

50% off for anyone who's posted in a political thread in the past week!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:37 am 
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Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:50 am 
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Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:
Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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But I, like, love being on my knees!


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:56 am 
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Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:
Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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Buddy, you made it.

I was afraid you'd forgotten about me.

Rest assured I will never forget you and your nine rows.

Let the parade continue.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:43 am 
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Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:
Coming through. Coming through.

No kneeling while I pass.


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I'm glad you got a picture of me waving the rainbow flag.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:02 am 
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Looks like we're gonna need a bigger axe.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:23 am 
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Jesus H. Christ, I've had more people at my office responding to my "personal assistant wanted" ad than are at this parade.

FYI, ladies of the Bored: the job is still open.

No typing skills needed. Sweet cheeks.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:26 am 
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As always, Mike Hunt will be prominently displayed at the parade.

Those of you up front will get the best view of Mike Hunt.

Not to worry, though. There's enough of Mike Hunt for everybody!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:34 am 
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By careful as you march by. You don't want to step in any...


monkey fazoo!


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