Norwood, MA
Mike is getting married next month.
$500
Anguilla, Barbados, and St. Kitts are part of a chain of Caribbean islands known collectively by what seemingly insulting name?
A: The Worthless Antilles B: The Trashy Antilles
C: The Lesser Antilles D: The Seriously Lame Antilles
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Which of these is not or was not a spin-off of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"?
A: Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami B: Kourtney & Kim Take New York
C: Kourtney & Khloé Take The Hamptons D: Kourtney & Kim Take The Bus
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$2,000
You literally can't spell "Chipotle" without what bacteria that was famously linked to an outbreak of food poisoning among Chipotle diners in 2015?
A: E.coli B: Taco-lococcus
C: Burrito-bacillus D: Guacamole-aria
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$3,000
Bumper stickers reading "Au H20 1964" were once popular with what presidential candidate's supporters?
A: Dwight Eisenhower B: Hubert Humphrey
C: Barry Goldwater D: Lyndon Johnson
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Which of these is the title of both an 18th-century Christian hymn composed by the Rev. Augustus Montague Toplady, AND a 1983 heavy metal hit by Def Leppard?
A: "How Great Thou Art" B: "Rock of Ages"
C: "This Little Light of Mine" D: "Swing Low Sweet Chariot"
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$7,000
Which of these trendy items is often sold under the name "monopod," even though technically the suffix "-pod" would imply that it's standing on the ground?
A: Drone B: Selfie stick
C: Hoverboard D: Fidget spinner
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Of these famous names who appeared on Forbes' list of the world's highest-paid celebrities in 2017, which one is an athlete, NOT a musician?
A: Neymar B: Calvin Harris
C: Tiësto D: Jason Aldean
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$20,000
Assuming each bottle holds 12 ounces, 99 bottles of beer on the wall is equivalent to how many standard U.S. pints of beer on the wall?
A: 54 B: 74.25
C: 132 D: 237.6
Mike does the math
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Of the following small bones found in the human body, which is the only one NOT located in the ear, but in the neck?
A: Malleus B: Hyoid
C: Stapes D: Incus
Mike knows
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$50,000QotD wrote: Excavated in southeastern Iran, the oldest known dice in the world were found with a 5,000-year-old set of what ancient two-player game?
A: Mahjong B: Backgammon
C: Chess D: Cribbage
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B: Backgammon
Based on the Greek the word comes from, what would someone in the field of "zythology" study?
A: Ancient weapons B: Poisonous flowers
C: Beer D: Dreams
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The horn
Mike will return on Tuesday