Some Christmas classics updated for 2017

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Some Christmas classics updated for 2017

#1 Post by Pastor Fireball » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:19 am

So yesterday, I alluded to the fact that nearly every Christmas song we all grew up with has since become tired out. That got me to thinking about how one would spice up the monotonous holiday fare. I have a few suggestions on Christmas songs and movies that would be relevant today:

--"Donny the Snowjob"
--"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus But It Wasn't Consensual"
--"Rockin' Around the Artificial Christmas Tree Because Real Ones Cost $300"
--"Harvey the Red-Faced Weinstein", featuring the Island of Matt Lauer's Misfit Toys
--"Grandma Got Run Over by Paul Ryan"
--"How the Russians Stole Christmas"
--"Gluten-Free Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire"
--"Little Drummer Boy in Kevin Spacey's House"
--"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Treason"
--"I Won't Be Home for Christmas Because the Cops Murdered Me"
--"A Charlie Rose Christmas"
--"Santa Mueller Is Coming to Town"
--"Bad King LeBron Lost"
--"The 12 Indictments of Christmas"
--"Dickin' on FOX"
--"O Come All Ye Faithful Because Jesus Is OK with Pedophilia"
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