I Guess I Have to Knock

[Spock]

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[silverscreenselect]

It would probably help if you provided them with a bathroom they could use.

[ghostjmf]

They should put locks on the doors, since you didn't. You would have to have the keys, since you own the place, but maybe you'd think twice, if door was locked, before you barged in.

[Estonut]

It would probably help if you provided them with a bathroom they could use.

Why do you think he doesn't? You think they relieve themselves in the barn?

[silverscreenselect]

It would probably help if you provided them with a bathroom they could use.

Why do you think he doesn't? You think they relieve themselves in the barn?

No, they probably have to go out in the pasture.

[Bob Juch]

In the category of things that I never expected to see.

I have mentioned before that Mexicans do the chores in my barns for the guys that rent. Quite often, it is 2 youngish Mexican ladies.

The other day, I opened the door to a barn and I scared the crap out of a half-naked Mexican lady who was changing clothes.

That was a shock for both of us, I think.

Such things didn't bother Tumnp at Miss Universe contests.

[Spock]

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[jaybee]

Upon reflection, I am thinking that before I open the door, I should look in the window to see if anybody is changing.

Ducking and running for cover.

Or get one of those tiny cameras set up in the barn and link it to your phone.

[Spock]

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[Bob Juch]

Upon reflection, I am thinking that before I open the door, I should look in the window to see if anybody is changing.

Ducking and running for cover.

Or get one of those tiny cameras set up in the barn and link it to your phone.

See my post on my new dashcam.

[pcmaxey]

Who's there?

[Spock]

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[silverscreenselect]

In the category of things that I never expected to see.

I have mentioned before that Mexicans do the chores in my barns for the guys that rent. Quite often, it is 2 youngish Mexican ladies.

The other day, I opened the door to a barn and I scared the crap out of a half-naked Mexican lady who was changing clothes.

That was a shock for both of us, I think.

Which half?

She had robin's egg blue panties on.

Interesting detail there Spock. How much time did it take for your eyes to make their way down to her panties?

[Beebs52]

In the category of things that I never expected to see.

I have mentioned before that Mexicans do the chores in my barns for the guys that rent. Quite often, it is 2 youngish Mexican ladies.

The other day, I opened the door to a barn and I scared the crap out of a half-naked Mexican lady who was changing clothes.

That was a shock for both of us, I think.

Which half?

She had robin's egg blue panties on.

Geez

[Spock]

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[Beebs52]

She had robin's egg blue panties on.

Interesting detail there Spock. How much time did it take for your eyes to make their way down to her panties?

Hey, I was asked. It is not the kind of thing that you can unsee. Keep in mind, I was opening a door to my barn and, adolescent fantasies aside, I never expected to see anything close to this.

The fact that, given a shock like this, it only took me 37 minutes to shut the door should count in my favor.

Again. Geez. geez. Not funny and let it go.

[Spock]

Again. Geez. F@#$ing geez. Not funny and let it go.

Please edit your posts above this one (meaning delete the crap). I have done what I can.

[flockofseagulls104]

If you got to this thread late, it's a bit hard to follow. I think I get the gist of it, though.

[BackInTex]

If you got to this thread late, it's a bit hard to follow. I think I get the gist of it, though.

Think "Witness", Harrison Ford, Kelly McGillis, and a mirror.

[littlebeast13]

Dafuq was the mass editing for? Since when are tasteless comments unwelcome on this Bored?

lb13