The asshole actually said
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The asshole actually said
"My button's bigger'n his button".
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Re: The asshole actually said
No, I didn't!ghostjmf wrote:"My button's bigger'n his button".
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Neither did I!Estonut wrote:No, I didn't!ghostjmf wrote:"My button's bigger'n his button".
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When dealing with assholes you sometimes have to be one. Good for Trump.
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
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War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
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War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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Re: The asshole actually said
Fortunately, Mike Hunt never said this.
Mike Hunt is accountable, that's for sure.
Mike Hunt is accountable, that's for sure.
To know Mike Hunt is to love Mike Hunt
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Fortunately, he can stack up against any asshole in the world.BackInTex wrote:When dealing with assholes you sometimes have to be one. Good for Trump.
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Re: The asshole actually said
My asshole just said "Toot toot!"
And now I think I need a clean thong...
And now I think I need a clean thong...
You like big butts and you cannot lie!!!!
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I'd offer you a pair of Minnie Mouse panties we're using for toilet training but they wouldn't cover your elbow let alone your thing there.Snow Globe Ass wrote:My asshole just said "Toot toot!"
And now I think I need a clean thong...
Well, then
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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Re: The asshole actually said
How does Hilary's reset button compare in size?ghostjmf wrote:"My button's bigger'n his button".
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(A) No, you don't. I bet this is not what you've taught your own children, nor how you behave. I would like my President to be above being a schoolyard asshole even when dealing with assholes.BackInTex wrote:When dealing with assholes you sometimes have to be one.
(B) Even allowing the premise that "sometimes" one has to be an asshole, there is no "sometimes" involved here. This is how Trump responds to any perceived personal slight at ALL times.
(C) Thank you for not disputing that he was being an asshole.
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I teach my kids that when reason and politeness fail, to walk away. That's not really a choice here.franktangredi wrote:(A) No, you don't. I bet this is not what you've taught your own children, nor how you behave. I would like my President to be above being a schoolyard asshole even when dealing with assholes.BackInTex wrote:When dealing with assholes you sometimes have to be one.
I would like my President to be presidential, too. But that isn't going to happen for at least 3 more years.
Correct, and given the situation from NK, had he acted in some strange new gentlemanly or proper manner it could have been perceived as a sign of weakness or uncertainty giving Lil' Kim confidence. Thus my "Good for Trump". If he were to change his spots in this instance it would be cause for concern.franktangredi wrote:(B) Even allowing the premise that "sometimes" one has to be an asshole, there is no "sometimes" involved here. This is how Trump responds to any perceived personal slight at ALL times.
That would be a fool's errand.franktangredi wrote:(C) Thank you for not disputing that he was being an asshole.
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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Given the subject matter this may be an exception (because this is a circumstance where the statement may serve double-duty as an action by triggering a nuclear exchange), but my usual rule is that when the sentence begins with words to the effect of "Donny said," there's no reason to finish reading the sentence.
It's a rule that's served me pretty well. Donny has a habit of saying outrageous things at suspiciously convenient times when bad information is starting to surface in the new cycle. Ignoring the outrageous statements blunts the distraction tactic.
So my suggestion, the next time Donny says something outrageous, is to figure out what he's trying to distract attention from, and then focus on it. For example, we learned minutes before this tweet that the intelligence community took the "Trump dossier" seriously because it had been corroborated by multiple sources, including one within the Trump campaign. Little wonder Donny would want to distract attention from the bombshell revelation that there's credible evidence that he's a compromised Russian asset. --Bob
It's a rule that's served me pretty well. Donny has a habit of saying outrageous things at suspiciously convenient times when bad information is starting to surface in the new cycle. Ignoring the outrageous statements blunts the distraction tactic.
So my suggestion, the next time Donny says something outrageous, is to figure out what he's trying to distract attention from, and then focus on it. For example, we learned minutes before this tweet that the intelligence community took the "Trump dossier" seriously because it had been corroborated by multiple sources, including one within the Trump campaign. Little wonder Donny would want to distract attention from the bombshell revelation that there's credible evidence that he's a compromised Russian asset. --Bob
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear." Thomas Jefferson
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And what if they are prevented from walking away?BackInTex wrote:I teach my kids that when reason and politeness fail, to walk away. That's not really a choice here.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.