Lyrically Speaking - 1/29/18

[littlebeast13]

JJC Points:

frank gets 2 JJC points for being the only one to point out Postman/Carpenters as a twofer, and for aspiring to be some hack writer...

BiT gets a JJC point for wanting to be the mayor of Carmel...

Weasel gets 3 JJC points for wanting to be the worst film director...

vandal gets 2 JJC points for wanting to smell like a newsroom writer...

Beebs gets 3 JJC points for picking up TBone's slack and Ed "Etsy" Gein...

TBone gets 2 JJC points for accountants gone wild and hoses...

mrk gets a JJC point for thinking I wouldn't know an old George Strait song (True story, I once lucked my way through a nasty Q1 in TOPG putting "Latest Greatest Straitest Hits" in order in under 10 seconds...)

elwood gets 2 JJC points for being a super pimp (Psst! The "View Image" button on the Google search result gives you the url you need to post a picture on the Bored)

Sprots gets a JJC point for being the Queen of ES's world...

Hottie gets 2 JJC points for Kroxing a pimp song and Three 6 Mafia...

Anon gets a JJC point for apparently not believing that Beavis & Butthead is the ONLY reason anybody knows who the Dead Milkmen are...

Esto gets 3 JJC points for trying just hard enough...

Earl gets 2 JJC points the old Tattooed Whore reference and for her first demand for uncalled for prescient points on the season...


Points:

Krox 15
frank 25+2
BiT 11+1
Weasel 18+3
ear 10
vandal 17+2
jarnon 13
Beebs 2+3
TBone 25+2
mrk 25+1
elwood 16+2
melly 23
Sprots 14+1
Hottie 14+2
Bob 9
Anon 18+1
Esto 23+3+5
Search 16
Earl 24+2

[elwoodblues]

elwood gets 2 JJC points for being a super pimp (Psst! The "View Image" button on the Google search result gives you the url you need to post a picture on the Bored)

It worked. Thanks.

[Earl the Squirrel]

Image Bonus: Show me what you wanted to be when you grew up... - For being the only BB to fully achieve their dreams, I'm awarding Esto the IBB. Congratulations, Asshole!

So much for not being literal, eh? Now that you've gotten your Irritable Bowel Bonus, can you stop crying like a little bitch with a skint knee?

I must in some small fashion admire your sand for taking on that google image search, though. Unless that was from your private collection......