Ate a family's pet chickens. Who all had names. Esther (the chicken) hid.
So they still have her. News team described it (but not hidey-chick Esther) as "a grizzly sight".
Maybe we need to haul out those assault rifles, as per Betsy DeVos.
I'd say it was a slow news night, but they sandwiched (sorry) this between Trump's latest firings, a vehicle hitting an EZ Pass tollbooth in NH (no one in it, as it was an EZ Pass booth; but unfortunately for the driver, this wasn't a driverless car) & a body being found by the roadside in Canton (another Boston suburb).