So, I get to get a rental car. Actually, a pretty good deal, so I'm not going to argue (especially since I get to use the National Emerald Aisle, which allows me to bypass the check-in counter, which I understand is the bane of all of the car rental places there).
So, I start looking at the surcharges, with the usual suspects there.
And then there's this:
Spoiler
Tire Battery Fee .02 per day. Total $0.04
As I said, why bother?