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tlynn78
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Public Service Announcement

#1 Post by tlynn78 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:18 pm

If you go on a trip and when packing your swimsuit, accidentally pack a black pair of Spanx instead of your suit bottoms, they work just fine as swimsuit bottoms! Be aware, however, that trying to exit a wet pair of Spanx is approximately the same as trying to exit the interior of a boa constrictor. ymmv.
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#2 Post by Beebs52 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:20 pm

That hurts just reading it.
Well, then

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#3 Post by ghostjmf » Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:51 pm

A friend of mine exited the restroom I was waiting for, so that I could rest!, apologizing that in the high heat & even higher humidity we've been having "it takes time to get your pants up". "I know", I said.

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