I am miffed
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I am miffed
There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
Well, then
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I am self-identifying as a female democrat for the next 5 seconds:Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
You're a poop-clown, beebs.
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Poop clown is poetic. What?! No ass clown?!flockofseagulls104 wrote:I am self-identifying as a female democrat for the next 5 seconds:Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
You're a poop-clown, beebs.
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Well, then
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What's it to ya, toots?Beebs52 wrote:Poop clown is poetic. What?! No ass clown?!flockofseagulls104 wrote:I am self-identifying as a female democrat for the next 5 seconds:Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
You're a poop-clown, beebs.
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I got words, ya know.
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Beebs52 wrote:As they say, sarcasm...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Amirite?mellytu74 wrote:Beebs52 wrote:As they say, sarcasm...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, then
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Wait. Gender inequality fer sure with poop clown. I feel patronized.Beebs52 wrote:Poop clown is poetic. What?! No ass clown?!flockofseagulls104 wrote:I am self-identifying as a female democrat for the next 5 seconds:Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
You're a poop-clown, beebs.
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back to bio-gender and sanity.
Well, then
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I get mauled by a psychotic (male) kittycat whenever the stalking mood comes over him & he finds me without my cat-sprayer. On those rare occasions he falls asleep cuddled in my armpit instead of stalking, I murmer to his ear "please don't eat my face".
That's what happened to the lady who needed the face transplant. After she was in a suicide-attempt coma & hadn't fed cat for about a week.
*My* cat wouldn't wait nearly that long.
Its about 100 degrees here, drenching humidity, I cope with fans (not the kind that adore me, though that would be nice) & ice.
Its global hotting I say.
Is that political enough? I haven't strength for more right now.
That's what happened to the lady who needed the face transplant. After she was in a suicide-attempt coma & hadn't fed cat for about a week.
*My* cat wouldn't wait nearly that long.
Its about 100 degrees here, drenching humidity, I cope with fans (not the kind that adore me, though that would be nice) & ice.
Its global hotting I say.
Is that political enough? I haven't strength for more right now.
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Merv sleeps in my armpit sometimes until I place my hand against his legs after which he might hook into my arm veins.ghostjmf wrote:I get mauled by a psychotic (male) kittycat whenever the stalking mood comes over him & he finds me without my cat-sprayer. On those rare occasions he falls asleep cuddled in my armpit instead of stalking, I murmer to his ear "please don't eat my face".
That's what happened to the lady who needed the face transplant. After she was in a suicide-attempt coma & hadn't fed cat for about a week.
*My* cat wouldn't wait nearly that long.
Its about 100 degrees here, drenching humidity, I cope with fans (not the kind that adore me, though that would be nice) & ice.
Its global hotting I say.
Is that political enough? I haven't strength for more right now.
Well, then
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Re: I am miffed
Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
"Political invective?" Is that what they're calling it these days?
No wonder Billy Bob didn't respond to this post. Those words are above his fifth grade ejumacation...
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At least I'm no self-proclaimed "dum bass." I'm smarter than most fish.littlebeast13 wrote:Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
"Political invective?" Is that what they're calling it these days?
No wonder Billy Bob didn't respond to this post. Those words are above his fifth grade ejumacation...
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I Intuit it would be funnier...Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
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Well, I think I can be funny at times...tlynn78 wrote:I Intuit it would be funnier...Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
Your friendly neighborhood racist. On the waiting list to be a nazi. Designated an honorary 'snowflake'. Trolled by the very best, as well as by BJ. Always typical, unlike others.., Fulminator, Hopelessly in the tank for trump... inappropriate... Flocking himself... Probably a tucking sexist, too... All thought comes from the right wing noise machine(TM)... A clear and present threat to The Future Of Our Democracy.. Doesn't understand anything... Made the trump apologist and enabler playoffs... Heathen bastard... Knows nothing about history... Liar.... don't know much about statistics and polling... Nothing at all about biology... Ignorant Bigot... Potential Future Pariah... Big Nerd... Spiraling, Anti-Trans Bigot.. A Lunatic AND a Bigot.. Very Ignorant of the World in General... Sounds deranged... Fake Christian... Weird... has the mind of a child... has paranoid delusions... Simpleton
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I think she means intentional humor...flockofseagulls104 wrote:Well, I think I can be funny at times...tlynn78 wrote:I Intuit it would be funnier...Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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There isn't a vaccination strong enough to entice anyone to hold yours.Billy Bored Thornton wrote:At least I'm no self-proclaimed "dum bass." I'm smarter than most fish.littlebeast13 wrote:Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
"Political invective?" Is that what they're calling it these days?
No wonder Billy Bob didn't respond to this post. Those words are above his fifth grade ejumacation...
lb13
I will admit that the dames on this Bored can hold their own. Truth is, most would rather hold mine.
Yup, that's some deep thinking, right there. Now who wants to get ol' Billy Bored a beer?
Thanks, Peaches.
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Well, then
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Stockholm Syndrome by cat?ghostjmf wrote:I get mauled by a psychotic (male) kittycat whenever the stalking mood comes over him & he finds me without my cat-sprayer. On those rare occasions he falls asleep cuddled in my armpit instead of stalking, I murmer to his ear "please don't eat my face".
That's what happened to the lady who needed the face transplant. After she was in a suicide-attempt coma & hadn't fed cat for about a week.
*My* cat wouldn't wait nearly that long.
Its about 100 degrees here, drenching humidity, I cope with fans (not the kind that adore me, though that would be nice) & ice.
Its global hotting I say.
Is that political enough? I haven't strength for more right now.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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This cat, Pawtucket Tucker (the shelter in Pawtucket RI wouldn't let us out without a name, even though I told them "he hasn't told me his name yet") was rescued from a basement in the aforementioned Pawtucket along with his Mom, sister & brother when the ittle-bittles were about 2 weeks old.
I met Tucker when he was around 4 weeks & the shelter had me come back for him at 6 weeks. His mom was one of those almost-alien-looking Siamese cats. Certainly not a real feral cat. Very affectionate with the kitties & any visitors.
Nevertheless, Tucker has attributes of a real feral; no-one is allowed to cut his toenails, for instance. No vets can get anywhere near him without him going berserk, to the point they think he's going to have a heart attack & die (after scratching them real good).
So he must have got these killer instincts from his unknown orange tabby daddy.
If its Stockholm Syndrome its too late for me; I've had him 16 years now.
On the way up from the shelter, all 60 miles, he just wailed & I had to take him out of the carrier & cuddle him about every 10 minutes. He likes me, in his own peculiar way.
When he's not in stalking mode.
(I will never let a cat loose with me alone driving after a trip I took with the cat that decided they would like to be under the clutch & brake peddles. They're squishy little things. Cats, that is. We both made it alive, but never again.)
I met Tucker when he was around 4 weeks & the shelter had me come back for him at 6 weeks. His mom was one of those almost-alien-looking Siamese cats. Certainly not a real feral cat. Very affectionate with the kitties & any visitors.
Nevertheless, Tucker has attributes of a real feral; no-one is allowed to cut his toenails, for instance. No vets can get anywhere near him without him going berserk, to the point they think he's going to have a heart attack & die (after scratching them real good).
So he must have got these killer instincts from his unknown orange tabby daddy.
If its Stockholm Syndrome its too late for me; I've had him 16 years now.
On the way up from the shelter, all 60 miles, he just wailed & I had to take him out of the carrier & cuddle him about every 10 minutes. He likes me, in his own peculiar way.
When he's not in stalking mode.
(I will never let a cat loose with me alone driving after a trip I took with the cat that decided they would like to be under the clutch & brake peddles. They're squishy little things. Cats, that is. We both made it alive, but never again.)
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ghostjmf wrote:This cat, Pawtucket Tucker (the shelter in Pawtucket RI wouldn't let us out without a name, even though I told them "he hasn't told me his name yet") was rescued from a basement in the aforementioned Pawtucket along with his Mom, sister & brother when the ittle-bittles were about 2 weeks old.
I met Tucker when he was around 4 weeks & the shelter had me come back for him at 6 weeks. His mom was one of those almost-alien-looking Siamese cats. Certainly not a real feral cat.. Very affectionate with the kitties & any visitors.
Nevertheless, Tucker has attributes of a real feral; no-one is allowed to cut his toenails, for instance. No vets can get anywhere near him without him going berserk, to the point they think he's going to have a heart attack & die (after scratching them real good).
Tucker sounds like a handful, but I think you're right - after 16 years, he's about got you where he wants you.
So he must have got these killer instincts from his unknown orange tabby daddy.
If its Stockholm Syndrome its too late for me; I've had him 16 years now.
On the way up from the shelter, all 60 miles, he just wailed & I had to take him out of the carrier & cuddle him about every 10 minutes. He likes me, in his own peculiar way.
When he's not in stalking mode.
(I will never let a cat loose with me alone driving after a trip I took with the cat that decided they would like to be under the clutch & brake peddles. They're squishy little things. Cats, that is. We both made it alive, but never again.)
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You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
Last time I checked I was not a female sort. Nonetheless, why waste time debating politics when more important issues need addressing, like defending the honor of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Or...Wonder Pets. Gimme a hammer to hit my head.T_Bone0806 wrote:Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
Last time I checked I was not a female sort. Nonetheless, why waste time debating politics when more important issues need addressing, like defending the honor of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Well, then
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Beebs52 wrote:Or...Wonder Pets. Gimme a hammer to hit my head.T_Bone0806 wrote:Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
Last time I checked I was not a female sort. Nonetheless, why waste time debating politics when more important issues need addressing, like defending the honor of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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I dint wanna be kilt...Vandal wrote:Beebs52 wrote:Or...Wonder Pets. Gimme a hammer to hit my head.T_Bone0806 wrote:
Last time I checked I was not a female sort. Nonetheless, why waste time debating politics when more important issues need addressing, like defending the honor of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Well, then
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There is no debate; TMNTs rule.T_Bone0806 wrote:Beebs52 wrote:There seems to be a tilt genderwise in the rants holding court on the bored. This will not stand. Sauce, Ghost and other female sorts need to get with the program and engage the Tgirls and me in political invective. Come ON. I mean.
Last time I checked I was not a female sort. Nonetheless, why waste time debating politics when more important issues need addressing, like defending the honor of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire