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“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

Are you sure that isn't a 1974 quote from Casey Stengel?

That's actually one of Trump's few statements that's hard to prove as a lie, because it's so confusing, you don't actually have any idea what he's saying.

Bob Juch wrote: Elton has an organ.

This may be nitpicky, but most folks know Elton plays piano, not organ. I mean, I'm sure he has several organs in his possession and can obviously play them, but you always see him at a piano. The music geek in me felt compelled to respond.

Elton & Trump both have many organs, but one of Elton's is a brain.

ghostjmf wrote:Elton & Trump both have many organs, but one of Elton's is a brain.

That doesn't say much for the Hillary campaign.

Bob Juch wrote:“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

I was going to ask the question of what he was talking about, but that seems pointless, so I'll ask instead - What was he asked that led him to this goblgedeegook?

T_Bone0806 wrote:

Bob Juch wrote: Elton has an organ.

This may be nitpicky, but most folks know Elton plays piano, not organ. I mean, I'm sure he has several organs in his possession and can obviously play them, but you always see him at a piano. The music geek in me felt compelled to respond.

I have played Elton's organ, and he has played my organ! When we both play each other's organs, it is practically orgasmic!