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#1 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Jul 27, 2018 10:15 pm

Bill dies and goes to hell. He sees Trump caressing Stormy Daniels who's sitting on his lap. Bill turns to the devil and asks, "What? This is Trump's punishment?" The devil replies, "No, that's Stormy's."
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#2 Post by Estonut » Fri Jul 27, 2018 11:38 pm

Bob Juch wrote:Bill dies and goes to hell. He sees Trump caressing Stormy Daniels who's sitting on his lap. Bill turns to the devil and asks, "What? This is Trump's punishment?" The devil replies, "No, that's Stormy's."
Why would Stormy be punished?
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#3 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:27 am

Bob Juch wrote:Bill dies and goes to hell. He sees Trump caressing Stormy Daniels who's sitting on his lap. Bill turns to the devil and asks, "What? This is Trump's punishment?" The devil replies, "No, that's Stormy's."
And this is ours.
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#4 Post by silverscreenselect » Sat Jul 28, 2018 7:22 am

flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:Bill dies and goes to hell. He sees Trump caressing Stormy Daniels who's sitting on his lap. Bill turns to the devil and asks, "What? This is Trump's punishment?" The devil replies, "No, that's Stormy's."
And this is ours.
No, Donald Trump is ours. And we don't even have to die to get punished.
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#5 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:14 am

silverscreenselect wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:Bill dies and goes to hell. He sees Trump caressing Stormy Daniels who's sitting on his lap. Bill turns to the devil and asks, "What? This is Trump's punishment?" The devil replies, "No, that's Stormy's."
And this is ours.
No, Donald Trump is ours. And we don't even have to die to get punished.
How clever!
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#6 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:54 am

Estonut wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:Bill dies and goes to hell. He sees Trump caressing Stormy Daniels who's sitting on his lap. Bill turns to the devil and asks, "What? This is Trump's punishment?" The devil replies, "No, that's Stormy's."
Why would Stormy be punished?
Because God's a prude.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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