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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:57 am 
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Rudy Giuliani tweet 8/6/18 wrote:
There is a moron on Fox claiming I chain smoke cigarettes worrying about the President’s tweets. Don’t smoke cigarettes. Hate ‘me. Smoke only premium cigars and I hope this idiot is not a lawyer because if he is he should sue his Law School.


"Don't smoke cigarettes. Hate 'me."

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Rudy Giuliani tweet 8/6/18 wrote:
There is a moron on Fox claiming I chain smoke cigarettes worrying about the President’s tweets. Don’t smoke cigarettes. Hate ‘me. Smoke only premium cigars and I hope this idiot is not a lawyer because if he is he should sue his Law School.


"Don't smoke cigarettes. Hate 'me."

Sometimes Rudy displays unexpected wisdom.



I, like, totally only smoke premium cigars as well!!! I'll even, like, chain smoke them in the right situation....


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:36 am 
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I only smoke after sex. I'm gettin' old, though, so I'm down to a pack a day.



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Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
I only smoke after sex. I'm gettin' old, though, so I'm down to a pack a day.



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Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.


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flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.


That thread is for Trump idiocy. This was about Giuliani idiocy.

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flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.


That thread is for Trump idiocy. This was about Giuliani idiocy.

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silverscreenselect wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.


That thread is for Trump idiocy. This was about Giuliani idiocy.


I think that we have different ideas of what is idiotic.

Correcting for obvious typo, in response to some guy saying that he smokes cigarettes, Giuliani notes that he doesn't:

"Don’t smoke cigarettes. Hate ‘em. Smoke only premium cigars and I hope this idiot is not a lawyer because if he is he should sue his Law School."

I took the "sue his law school if he is a lawyer" thing to simply reflect that the guy doesn't check his facts before he states a conclusion. (Note to all of the attorneys here)

Is it a waste of time to tweet this stuff? Sure! But, it is a societal norm now to tweet things that don't need to be expressed, and post needlessly on various internet comment boards.

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silverscreenselect wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.
That thread is for Trump idiocy. This was about Giuliani idiocy.
I think that we have different ideas of what is idiotic.

Correcting for obvious typo, in response to some guy saying that he smokes cigarettes, Giuliani notes that he doesn't:

"Don’t smoke cigarettes. Hate ‘em. Smoke only premium cigars and I hope this idiot is not a lawyer because if he is he should sue his Law School."

I took the "sue his law school if he is a lawyer" thing to simply reflect that the guy doesn't check his facts before he states a conclusion. (Note to all of the attorneys here)

Is it a waste of time to tweet this stuff? Sure! But, it is a societal norm now to tweet things that don't need to be expressed, and post needlessly on various internet comment boards.
If you look at Giuliani's Twitter feed, this tweet is preceded by 4 tweets and succeeded by 2 more about Chicago gun violence over the weekend, yet THIS is what the MSM jumps on?

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Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
I only smoke after sex. I'm gettin' old, though, so I'm down to a pack a day.



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Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
I only smoke after sex. I'm gettin' old, though, so I'm down to a pack a day.



Peaches.



What happens on the farm stays on the farm.....

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I wish. There was that time at Monticello...and now we have to put up with it.

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PUT OUT THAT SMOKE YOU NASTY OLD ELF!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:18 am 
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Now this is my kind of thread!

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Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


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Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


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Beebs52 wrote:
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


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Gee. You can add necrophiliac to your eharmony profile.



I hear ya knockin'!

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Beebs52 wrote:
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


Pumpkin.


Gee. You can add necrophiliac to your eharmony profile.



I hear ya knockin'!

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Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


Pumpkin.


Gee. You can add necrophiliac to your eharmony profile.



I hear ya knockin'!

All my doors are open.





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Ya got some dry rot in your jambs there.

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